i eat poo Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 so...what is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kg Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 talk to my friend who i thought was walking next to me ------------------ im a dog and i piss with one leg up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 im a lazy walker so i trip on the ground all the time. nothing will be there, just smooth, flat concrete. the list goes on and on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 Originally posted by Gouged out 3rd Eye: im a lazy walker so i trip on the ground all the time. nothing will be there, just smooth, flat concrete. the list goes on and on. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ------------------ "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me" -nas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yel 2k Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 Originally posted by Gouged out 3rd Eye: im a lazy walker so i trip on the ground all the time. nothing will be there, just smooth, flat concrete. the list goes on and on. hahahah you fool oh wait thats what i was gonna say i do i feel your pain brother dont worry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 told people who i knew i couldnt trust..my life story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 i was walking through the mall once, and i thought it would be funny if i went on a rampage tearing girls tank tops off as i ran by yelling profanitites. oh. fun fun fun. and boobies everywhere. i loved it. and most of the guys there didn't have a problem with it either. i love waffle house...i stab people there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsowack Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 oh man! how many boobies did you get to see?!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 Originally posted by curious george: i was walking through the mall once, and i thought it would be funny if i went on a rampage tearing girls tank tops off as i ran by yelling profanitites. oh. fun fun fun. and boobies everywhere. i loved it. and most of the guys there didn't have a problem with it either thats crazy. i would never think of doing something like that. and you people making fun of me, stop. youre hurting my feelings. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man with the yellow hat Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 i fall down the stairs often... and there was tihs time me and friends were playing nicky and we left a huge bong we found on this guys doorstep. he called the cops. we ran, it's was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 In mexico i was drunk as fuck i wore a straw hat some elvis presley glasses, and a sign that said flash dem boobies and i went to all the clubs sat down and a chair and yelled to all the girls to flash em,, needless to say i got a count of 27 boobies that night and 5 of em were hefty and 2 of em showed their poon and their ass but damn shame i didnt have a camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 Once I pissed off a bridge onto construction workers, who rapidly engaged in a chase... ------------------ One day I hope they make an action figure out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Transylvanian Vampire Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 peed in about 9 car's gastanks parked infront of a bar...shit...one of the car owner saw me and i had to turn into a bat. ------------------ This is nothing like Transylvania! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 one time on a spontaneous note I picked up some of those little cups of coffee creamer at the mall once. I and my friends then proceeded to walk in corporate virgin mega-store and stomp them allover the isles.. It went like: "splat" "Pop" "Sqiiiiisht!" "Pop" "Pop" "shiiiisht!" "Pop" then the fucking dudes watching the monitors came out and took us all in back.. It went like: "Dont try anything" What?! Im not gonna run, theres a police station in this place.. "You have any weapons on you, anything I should know about?" ..ehehe - nope. "You wanna get smart?!" "Wanna get busted in the eye?" "put your hands on the glass!" ..yup "shut-up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyster Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 maybe not stupidest..but probably the most fun....streaking through this huge hotel on a beach....but they just gave us the old heave-ho....and that was that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy_wonka Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 aaaaaah good'ol MEXICO......and that word boobies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 I was really really drunk, and my friend Katie called me and said she was working and to stop by, she works at A&W in the mall, so I went there and was hanging out in the back for a little then I had to leave because her boss was coming in like 15-20 minutes. So I took all this free food with me. As I was collecting Corndog Nuggets I noticed this big dish filled with melted cheese, so I filled a XL size cup up with cheese, just say I had a XL cup of cheese. So I was drunk and Was in the food court and decided it was a good idea to poor the cup of cheese over the railing. Now the food court was on the second floor so it was kinda like...*Klunk*ERRRRRR*SPLASH* then WHAT THE FUCK? this guy had to have been at least in his late 50s chases all through the mall it was crazy this guy would not give up, I finally ran back to A&W and hid in the back. It was crazy. ------------------ You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZENYTH.ASP Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 ....slipped while running threw the snow in a crowded parking lot, i tried to play it off by making snow-angels....but everyone laughed anyway [This message has been edited by ZENYTH.ASP (edited 07-05-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 Originally posted by ZENYTH.ASP: ....slipped while running threw the snow in a crowded parking lot, i tried to play it off by making snow-angels....but everyone laughed anyway [This message has been edited by ZENYTH.ASP (edited 07-05-2001).] yea that has happened to me on more then one occation, most of them on ice though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 i got really drunk at a bar and some how my dick ended up out of my pants and just sitting on a table in front of a lot of fine bitches. I really wish i could remember how that one ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jarryd Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 one time i was walkin home and these very hot girls walked by, and i tripped... and they laughed ahaha ya they were pretty hot... and i was pretty embaressed...... ahh http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 once upon a midnight cloudy, a big ol bat said 'howdy howdy!' spit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siris Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 was at the airport in florida with school waiting for our flight home.... and we had a really large thing of food and well im carring the food and some old mans sitting there and so we stop and me and my friend start acting totally metally handicapped and shit the girls are freaking on us and then i throw the food at my friend and all the these people are watching us and then he hits me on the head with teh plastic tray and i tripped backwards and fell to the ground and started twitching and lying on my side and trying to run and then a couple of the girls helped me up and i started running at the other guy( still acting retarded) and then i catch him and they had one of the floor escalators and we landed up on it and i threw him over the edge of it and laughed and he chased me and then security came and haulled us off into a little room where we kept our little retard act going and all we would say was "ahhhh he did it" but with spech impediments and they found some of the people we were with and they were like they are handicapped and we were trying to contain them but its hard! so they let us off and we got bitched out by the women and no pussy for us! no action none and on the flight there we got lots damn........ it was funny! sorry bout the long post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyHofa Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 pissing out a hotel window in france while drunk and almost plumeting to my doom. i was a scared little eighth grader on a school trip. france is no place for little boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 graffiti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 at the new years party of 1999.. it was going on to be 200.. you get it. we had this hotel room booked, and no one gave a fuck in the whole place what anyone was doing, i mean no one.. it was one big party, i ended up taking mushrooms (i never do that), i end up in the pool, with all my clothes on, and theres all these 2 year old in teh pool, i was trippin, the nexst thing i know im making out with some chick in the pool, note... im fully clothed in the pool, so i run back to the room, and proceed to piss out of the window, and a bunch of my friedns yell, hy the cops are coming for you! i start to trip, i look out the hotel; room door, o shit cops were coming, so me and a friend jump out of the window, its 3 stories up and run away for like 3 hours, we come back, and find the cops werent for us... i wonder how i lived thru that fall.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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