apedrape Posted May 21, 2001 Share Posted May 21, 2001 i just pretty much got kicked out of this girls house that i was staying at, because i wont be her fuckin boyfriend. i have about a month until i get a place with a friend. any ideas on cheap temporary shit until then? keepin it fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jungle cat Posted May 21, 2001 Share Posted May 21, 2001 pretend to go out with the bitch. or be homeless.. im about to get kciked out of my house.. since im 17 they have legal rights to my car.. they decided they are going to keep that... so.. im basically going to be a fucking bum.. because i wont do exactly what they want me to do with my life.. because.. according to them. money is everything.. and it doesnt matter how miserable you are (i just quit a job that paid 8.50 [which is good for my age]) and now they hate me for it. great. im hoarding all the food i can now. ------------------ yes.. yes i am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepOnIt Posted May 21, 2001 Share Posted May 21, 2001 word ...put it to her ...get in that shit... and then when you get the place... dump her and take all of her stuff. it will be funny, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted May 21, 2001 Share Posted May 21, 2001 you could always find a place to squat for a month or if you really wanna fuck your parents over go to teh police and tell them youve been disowned...they cant legally do it if your only 17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest same ol' 6s & 7s Posted May 21, 2001 Share Posted May 21, 2001 EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!: it's fun to stay at the... Y M C A cheep too ------------------ I'm not your average honky, raised by a pack of retarded donkies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojoo13 Posted May 21, 2001 Share Posted May 21, 2001 here have a dolla in fact naw brotha man here have two 2 dollas meens a snack for me but it meens a big deal to you ------------------ no no NO not BZEE....BZ ={(____) <---i luv this stuff!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Gringo Posted May 22, 2001 Share Posted May 22, 2001 Originally posted by SleepOnIt: dump her and take all of her stuff. it will be funny, trust me. LOL! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apedrape Posted May 22, 2001 Author Share Posted May 22, 2001 Originally posted by jungle cat: pretend to go out with the bitch. or be homeless.. im about to get kciked out of my house.. since im 17 they have legal rights to my car.. they decided they are going to keep that... so.. im basically going to be a fucking bum.. because i wont do exactly what they want me to do with my life.. because.. according to them. money is everything.. and it doesnt matter how miserable you are (i just quit a job that paid 8.50 [which is good for my age]) and now they hate me for it. great. im hoarding all the food i can now. believe me, i have been doing that, but karmas a bitch... besides, i think of smashing my face into the wall every time i hear her voice... kill me now!! anyhoo, thanks fo de advice son!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENERALHOLTZ Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 the general lives in a fortress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 3, 2001 Share Posted July 3, 2001 Is the chick hot?? IF she is hot, or at leask ok looking, Just live there and constantly fuck her. And if you hear her annoying voice just stick your dick in her mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drewWrite Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 i had a friend that used to fuck this girl for a place to stay. one day she demanded sex, and he didn't want to so she threw him out. after a month of sleeping in his car, he said regretfully "i shoulda just fucked the bitch". learn from my friend. it's not like you'll be able to get a better girlfriend if you're homeless. if those were my two options, i'd pick having a girlfriend, if i liked her or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 hobo style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooliganz Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 hostels..sqauts..bridges...nice patches of woods wit a tent..and dont forget to hit up eevry freind you`ve ever had..ahh the adventures of being homeless...have fun and keep the scabies away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yel 2k Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 basically to be blunt your fuckt just bang her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy_wonka Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 lick her clit!!!!!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> become that womans peice of meat...make her lose that weight,,turn her into a tweaker,,and after its all over after you asked her to marry you...dig out and call her mother and tell her about her drug problem,..,.,, ------------------ "there is no life I know that compares with pure imagination.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 Originally posted by GENERALHOLTZ: the general lives in a fortress I dunno, but i thought this was funny as hell...go apoligize to your girlfriend and go live with her for a month then take all of her shit, punch her in her face, and go live with ur friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 ho-ho-ho-hostile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILLMATIC Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 Fuck it its either live with her or be a bum but if youre a bum get your clothes all trashy and hit up everyday and if a cop rolls by lay down and pretend to sleep. Or you can go live with a cool family member of yours. ------------------ Living in a world where everyone is DUMB DEAF & BLIND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsowack Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 being a hobo is great! you can do all the stuff you always dreamed of! you can write everywhere and scare little kids........... pee on peoples cars....... you can make your own identity, like wear a jacket in the summer or a muscle shirt in winter......... oh man is cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 i was homeless once...it wasn't that bad. You get over it like on the second day and just try to figure shit out. But youre only going to be homeless for a month. My homie used to be homeless for like 2 years and he crushed the city in the worst way. The police thought that his name was a crew. Just remember, you can always steal what you need. PEAce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 I'm in a pretty shitty situation with my family, and i am thinking about living on the railways for a while....around a year, probably. I would spend a lot of time planning out my moves before I actually commited....I would head North, I love it up there....New England is the place to be. I was even thinking about getting in touch with 12oz.er's and trying to organize get togethers....Just so I could shower if nothing else....I would have to shave my head before i left....pull some castaway shit with my appearence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIELOETTE Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 The first graff I ever saw in my city was homeless kids.Seattle was run by the kids downtown..I swear so many people were runaways..with nice ass northface jackets and timberlands...everyone of us was robbing nordsrams to return shit for awhile..it gets old.. Dont stay with the girl If your just going to be an asshole..Dont be on her selfish level..Swallow your shit..wait it out..you only have a month to go..Spend nights at friends houses..trade off..like three days here..two days there..Dont eat all their food..believe me.. If your sad..out of it..just go write on everything..its excellent meditation when you have only a back pack and some sneakers to your name..After a while..youll relise that you dont want to ever be in that situation again..no one wants to be that one smelly kid..who jacked all the ramen.. just relax..it will be over before you know it..it was for me....months.. just dont turn bitter..take it as a learning experiance..stop listen to some older wiser guys homeless guys stories..and sit in cafe's draw and watch pedestrains hustle and bustle....then get a job..and get your self a sweet girlfriend.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cafe con leche Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 Originally posted by SIELOETTE: its excellent meditation when you have only a back pack and some sneakers to your name.. ..... nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISCO BRYSO Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 glad to see you learned something from all those years spent on the SBC stoop... I hated it. I'd see kids essentially throwing away the cushiest lives (supportive white collar family, the works) to be "hardk0re". "I wanna live the rebellious life of a street tagger..." it sucks that most of these kids learned the hardway. some of them are still learning. fuck nordstrom's, the hottest spot was Eddie Bauer, the most liberal return policies ever. big ups for shared experiences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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