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i just pretty much got kicked out of this girls house that i was staying at, because i wont be her fuckin boyfriend. i have about a month until i get a place with a friend. any ideas on cheap temporary shit until then?

 

keepin it fake.

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pretend to go out with the bitch.

 

or be homeless.. im about to get kciked out of my house.. since im 17 they have legal rights to my car.. they decided they are going to keep that... so.. im basically going to be a fucking bum.. because i wont do exactly what they want me to do with my life.. because.. according to them. money is everything.. and it doesnt matter how miserable you are (i just quit a job that paid 8.50 [which is good for my age]) and now they hate me for it. great.

 

 

im hoarding all the food i can now.

 

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yes.. yes i am.

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word ...put it to her ...get in that shit... and then when you get the place... dump her and take all of her stuff. it will be funny, trust me.

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you could always find a place to squat for a month or if you really wanna fuck your parents over go to teh police and tell them youve been disowned...they cant legally do it if your only 17.

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Guest same ol' 6s & 7s

EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!:

 

it's fun to stay at the...

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cheep too

 

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here have a dolla in fact naw brotha man here have two 2 dollas meens a snack for me but it meens a big deal to you

 

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Originally posted by jungle cat:

pretend to go out with the bitch.

 

or be homeless.. im about to get kciked out of my house.. since im 17 they have legal rights to my car.. they decided they are going to keep that... so.. im basically going to be a fucking bum.. because i wont do exactly what they want me to do with my life.. because.. according to them. money is everything.. and it doesnt matter how miserable you are (i just quit a job that paid 8.50 [which is good for my age]) and now they hate me for it. great.

 

 

im hoarding all the food i can now.

 

 

 

believe me, i have been doing that, but karmas a bitch... besides, i think of smashing my face into the wall every time i hear her voice... kill me now!!

 

anyhoo, thanks fo de advice son!!

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Is the chick hot?? IF she is hot, or at leask ok looking, Just live there and constantly fuck her. And if you hear her annoying voice just stick your dick in her mouth.

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i had a friend that used to fuck this girl for a place to stay. one day she demanded sex, and he didn't want to so she threw him out. after a month of sleeping in his car, he said regretfully "i shoulda just fucked the bitch". learn from my friend. it's not like you'll be able to get a better girlfriend if you're homeless. if those were my two options, i'd pick having a girlfriend, if i liked her or not.

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hostels..sqauts..bridges...nice patches of woods wit a tent..and dont forget to hit up eevry freind you`ve ever had..ahh the adventures of being homeless...have fun and keep the scabies away

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lick her clit!!!!!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> become that womans peice of meat...make her lose that weight,,turn her into a tweaker,,and after its all over after you asked her to marry you...dig out and call her mother and tell her about her drug problem,..,.,,

 

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Originally posted by GENERALHOLTZ:

the general lives in a fortress

I dunno, but i thought this was funny as hell...go apoligize to your girlfriend and go live with her for a month then take all of her shit, punch her in her face, and go live with ur friend.

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Fuck it its either live with her or be a bum but if youre a bum get your clothes all trashy and hit up everyday and if a cop rolls by lay down and pretend to sleep. Or you can go live with a cool family member of yours.

 

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being a hobo is great!

you can do all the stuff you always dreamed of!

you can write everywhere and scare little kids...........

pee on peoples cars.......

 

you can make your own identity,

 

like wear a jacket in the summer or a muscle shirt in winter.........

 

oh man is cool!

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i was homeless once...it wasn't that bad. You get over it like on the second day and just try to figure shit out. But youre only going to be homeless for a month. My homie used to be homeless for like 2 years and he crushed the city in the worst way. The police thought that his name was a crew. Just remember, you can always steal what you need.

 

PEAce

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I'm in a pretty shitty situation with my family, and i am thinking about living on the railways for a while....around a year, probably. I would spend a lot of time planning out my moves before I actually commited....I would head North, I love it up there....New England is the place to be. I was even thinking about getting in touch with 12oz.er's and trying to organize get togethers....Just so I could shower if nothing else....I would have to shave my head before i left....pull some castaway shit with my appearence.

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The first graff I ever saw in my city was homeless kids.Seattle was run by the kids downtown..I swear so many people were runaways..with nice ass northface jackets and timberlands...everyone of us was robbing nordsrams to return shit for awhile..it gets old..

 

Dont stay with the girl If your just going to be an asshole..Dont be on her selfish level..Swallow your shit..wait it out..you only have a month to go..Spend nights at friends houses..trade off..like three days here..two days there..Dont eat all their food..believe me..

 

If your sad..out of it..just go write on everything..its excellent meditation when you have only a back pack and some sneakers to your name..After a while..youll relise that you dont want to ever be in that situation again..no one wants to be that one smelly kid..who jacked all the ramen.. just relax..it will be over before you know it..it was for me....months..

 

just dont turn bitter..take it as a learning experiance..stop listen to some older wiser guys homeless guys stories..and sit in cafe's draw and watch pedestrains hustle and bustle....then get a job..and get your self a sweet girlfriend..

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glad to see you learned something from all those years spent on the SBC stoop... I hated it. I'd see kids essentially throwing away the cushiest lives (supportive white collar family, the works) to be "hardk0re". "I wanna live the rebellious life of a street tagger..." it sucks that most of these kids learned the hardway. some of them are still learning. fuck nordstrom's, the hottest spot was Eddie Bauer, the most liberal return policies ever. big ups for shared experiences.

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