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Guest nutsonmychin!

really, i got no standards, i am at a point in my life where if you can afford to get me drunk, then you're like a lifetime away from most of the dudes i know

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Porkchop is going to be one of those old ladies you see at bars. Looking like they where rode hard......

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Guest nutsonmychin!

man, honest, truth, no bullshit, i havent been going to the bars at all. i got drunk for the first time in ferrrreeevvver last night. ugh, i put back almost a liter of grey goose, gooood shit.

 

but uh, yeah, it hard drinkin top shelf booze, cuz it's just so damn tasty, but yeah. i feel like hell. and i think i will be one of those old ladies that smiles and says hello, gmorning, evenin, always chipper an shit, yeah, those are the dopest old folks the real happy ones, that share rad stories/memories.

 

 

mm. ok . wow. i think. i . am drunk. still.

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It's awesome being Asian. All I need is half a liter of that Goose to get me sloshed and type like this:

 

me (4:10:41 AM): kfkksfsjfsj hfkjsdkhfdkf

2 2 (4:10:49 AM): go to beddd

me (4:11:15 AM): acll ma and i will'

2 2 (4:11:23 AM): call your ma?

me (4:11:43 AM): yoyuu call me

me (4:12:44 AM): ###.###.####

2 2 (4:12:53 AM): lol

2 2 (4:12:55 AM): i can't call

me (4:12:58 AM): imma lwaVE HRECOMMPURFE OW

me (4:13:12 AM): imma leave t e computer mnw]nueaaawe

 

Chop Chop.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

i was just reminded of my drunked "invention"

 

im going to the inventors thread to share.

 

so fucking amazing

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Guest nutsonmychin!

giant krink mop.

 

k, i prob didnt invent it, right, but, i got the shit ALL OVER my kitchen

 

 

like, all over.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

patron?!?!?!?

 

in the freezer?!?!?!?

 

 

wtf!?!?!?!?!?!

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

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FUCKIN swif! you got it huh??????? hahahahah where at and how much? find me the skull scarf.... the one that carmen electra rocks. i wanna wear it on my purse. the cheapest i found was 50 and you know my cheap ass aint paying that much.

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