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lets say im going on a trip soon within the states, and i have 2 5ths in my checked baggage, is it illegal to have alcohol in checked bags

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Guest HESHIANDET

god pre mix that shit in soda bottles that way youdon't have to keep asking for sodas. drunks know how to roll. unless your riding w/ an intl. carrier. then its free booze the whole way. holler!

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anytime i flew to mass, they made me dump out whatever i was drinking. they wont let you blatently carry drinks on a plane. i guess they think all massholes are drunk irishmen with bad accents...well....i guess that wouldnt be too far from the truth eh?

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Originally posted by SleepAnDream

i dont know, but i jerked off drunk in a 757 once...crown me king.

 

 

I got head on a packed greyhound bus before...

 

 

never been on a airplane though.

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Originally posted by YG Blood

I got head on a packed greyhound bus before...

 

 

never been on a airplane though.

 

 

nuttin special to be on a plane, fukin pressure clogs your ears

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Originally posted by YG Blood

I got head on a packed greyhound bus before...

 

 

never been on a airplane though.

 

 

I got head on a greyhound too. good times man.

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when i was in high school i fingered my girlfriend in english class when the lights were on, my teacher saw me but prolly was too shocked to say shit, because she didnt say a godamned thing...thank god everyone went through that whole gigantic pant thing when it was all the rage. praise the lord for jnco jeans (and thats the only time ill ever say THAT one again)

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Originally posted by HESHIANDET

god pre mix that shit in soda bottles that way youdon't have to keep asking for sodas. drunks know how to roll. unless your riding w/ an intl. carrier. then its free booze the whole way. holler!

 

word, then if they ask say its whatever....

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dont know about the rest of the world but here in australia if your cabin luggage contains liquids security gives you the choice to drink some under observation or leave it....

i remeber a case where a little kid was forced to drink pond water for his science experiment and got violently ill, hahahahhahaha he sued...i think?

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but i smuggled metal replica handguns into australia 2 weeks after sept 11 so you shud be able to get a little grog onboard if your not a shitcunt

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Originally posted by Rectum

security gives you the choice to drink some under observation or leave it....

i remeber a case where a little kid was forced to drink pond water for his science experiment and got violently ill, hahahahhahaha he sued...i think?

 

blar har ar har har!

ive drank a few times on planes with no problems

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Originally posted by HESHIANDET

... unless your riding w/ an intl. carrier. then its free booze the whole way. holler!

 

ill def holler on that one, intl. flights are fucking sweet, except for the part when you arrive completely bombed to your awaiting party.:D

nah but seriously i love that when flying outta country.

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Originally posted by SleepAnDream

praise the lord for jnco

 

Don't front man. I know you rock the Jnco Cannons every now and then.

"The wider the leg, the cooler you are" -SleepAnDream

 

Just bring that shit in a soda bottle to the terminal and down it fast there before your flight. Or if you have some bank roll, just drink they're shit on the plane. I started hitting the flight attendent on my flight one time and my cousin was already drinking but she hooked me up for free.

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I was flying to taiwan a few years ago, and the dude came around to offer beer.

He had 1 can of bud, and the rest of the tray was 'Taiwan Brand Beer'.

He offered me (the only white guy) the Bud. I looked back and all the

asian business men looked really disapointed. So he does the rounds

with his tray of open beers. I guess not as many people wanted to drink

as he thought, so he brings a tray filled with cups and gives it to me.

Sure it was 'Taiwan Brand Beer', but there was at least a 6-pack for me!

Then it was mixed drink time!

 

And one time I was flying first class to Houston.

There were only 3 people in first class, and there were 2 stewardesses.

1 stewardess made it her job to just keep bringing me refills and

sitting to chat with me as I got drunk. Too bad she was about as

old as my mother, but at least she was super nice!

(and a bringer of beer!)

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I have travelled with wine and beer bottles before (gifts) and never had a problem, i also have had a full flask the last few times I have travelled with no problems. And the time before those I just brought a bunch of those little bottles on board. So I am saying it shouldn't be a problem but you might wanna rolled pre-mixed as mentioned or call the damn airline.

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

I was flying to taiwan a few years ago, and the dude came around to offer beer.

He had 1 can of bud, and the rest of the tray was 'Taiwan Brand Beer'.

He offered me (the only white guy) the Bud. I looked back and all the

asian business men looked really disapointed.

 

that is the funniest goddamned mental picture ive had in a while

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