sieb Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 lets say im going on a trip soon within the states, and i have 2 5ths in my checked baggage, is it illegal to have alcohol in checked bags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 i dont know, but i jerked off drunk in a 757 once...crown me king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 i dont know but i think they got other things to worry about nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 god pre mix that shit in soda bottles that way youdon't have to keep asking for sodas. drunks know how to roll. unless your riding w/ an intl. carrier. then its free booze the whole way. holler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 anytime i flew to mass, they made me dump out whatever i was drinking. they wont let you blatently carry drinks on a plane. i guess they think all massholes are drunk irishmen with bad accents...well....i guess that wouldnt be too far from the truth eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by SleepAnDream i dont know, but i jerked off drunk in a 757 once...crown me king. I got head on a packed greyhound bus before... never been on a airplane though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by YG Blood I got head on a packed greyhound bus before... never been on a airplane though. nuttin special to be on a plane, fukin pressure clogs your ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 i think it would be considered a flammable liquid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DankLordz Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by YG Blood I got head on a packed greyhound bus before... never been on a airplane though. I got head on a greyhound too. good times man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 when i was in high school i fingered my girlfriend in english class when the lights were on, my teacher saw me but prolly was too shocked to say shit, because she didnt say a godamned thing...thank god everyone went through that whole gigantic pant thing when it was all the rage. praise the lord for jnco jeans (and thats the only time ill ever say THAT one again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudhardfast Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 i banged my girl on the way back from gradnight at disneyland on a school bus full of idiot classmates. ahh good times.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by HESHIANDET god pre mix that shit in soda bottles that way youdon't have to keep asking for sodas. drunks know how to roll. unless your riding w/ an intl. carrier. then its free booze the whole way. holler! word, then if they ask say its whatever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 dont know about the rest of the world but here in australia if your cabin luggage contains liquids security gives you the choice to drink some under observation or leave it.... i remeber a case where a little kid was forced to drink pond water for his science experiment and got violently ill, hahahahhahaha he sued...i think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 but i smuggled metal replica handguns into australia 2 weeks after sept 11 so you shud be able to get a little grog onboard if your not a shitcunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by Rectum security gives you the choice to drink some under observation or leave it.... i remeber a case where a little kid was forced to drink pond water for his science experiment and got violently ill, hahahahhahaha he sued...i think? blar har ar har har! ive drank a few times on planes with no problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by HESHIANDET ... unless your riding w/ an intl. carrier. then its free booze the whole way. holler! ill def holler on that one, intl. flights are fucking sweet, except for the part when you arrive completely bombed to your awaiting party.:D nah but seriously i love that when flying outta country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Parker Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Originally posted by SleepAnDream praise the lord for jnco Don't front man. I know you rock the Jnco Cannons every now and then. "The wider the leg, the cooler you are" -SleepAnDream Just bring that shit in a soda bottle to the terminal and down it fast there before your flight. Or if you have some bank roll, just drink they're shit on the plane. I started hitting the flight attendent on my flight one time and my cousin was already drinking but she hooked me up for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 I was flying to taiwan a few years ago, and the dude came around to offer beer. He had 1 can of bud, and the rest of the tray was 'Taiwan Brand Beer'. He offered me (the only white guy) the Bud. I looked back and all the asian business men looked really disapointed. So he does the rounds with his tray of open beers. I guess not as many people wanted to drink as he thought, so he brings a tray filled with cups and gives it to me. Sure it was 'Taiwan Brand Beer', but there was at least a 6-pack for me! Then it was mixed drink time! And one time I was flying first class to Houston. There were only 3 people in first class, and there were 2 stewardesses. 1 stewardess made it her job to just keep bringing me refills and sitting to chat with me as I got drunk. Too bad she was about as old as my mother, but at least she was super nice! (and a bringer of beer!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 I have travelled with wine and beer bottles before (gifts) and never had a problem, i also have had a full flask the last few times I have travelled with no problems. And the time before those I just brought a bunch of those little bottles on board. So I am saying it shouldn't be a problem but you might wanna rolled pre-mixed as mentioned or call the damn airline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- I was flying to taiwan a few years ago, and the dude came around to offer beer. He had 1 can of bud, and the rest of the tray was 'Taiwan Brand Beer'. He offered me (the only white guy) the Bud. I looked back and all the asian business men looked really disapointed. that is the funniest goddamned mental picture ive had in a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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