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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a lamborgini?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i dont have a lsmborgini in my garage!! dun dun dun!

 

 

 

haha post some dead baby jokes i dunno i think these are halarious..

 

maytbe some catholic priest jokes too

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

 

and my fave...

 

What is better than a dead baby?

The revoked child-support.

and here's one the graffitos out there will surely dig....

 

What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?

You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!

 

well they look at me funny!

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LOL good stuff!

 

whats pink and red in a bag in my corner?

 

a dead baby!

 

whats green and black in a bag in my corner?

 

a dead baby 2 months later!

 

 

whats bloody and doesnt like sex?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the 5 year old in my trunk!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a bathtub?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you cant fuck a bathtub...

 

 

booyah

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this guy goes into the coffessional at church and whiel in there the priest asks if he can fill in for him for 5 minutes while he goes to the bathroom so the man agrees and he gets on the other side of the coffesional...one lady come in to confess her sins..she says "our father today i stole something from a store" so the guy look at the chart and next to stealing it says 10 hail marys and pray for 5 minutes so the guy tells her to do so..

 

5 minutes later a guy comes in and says "today i recieved oral sex from another sex partner which isnt my wife"

 

and the guy looks at the chart and cant find it on there..so he peeks out the door and says what does the priest give for oral sex?

 

so a little boy responds " 2 candy bars and a lolipop!"

 

 

lol this can be told better but i cut it short..and im not good at typing jokes

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING AWESOME!:?

 

no? well, 10 babies in a garbage can is kinda cool.

 

 

 

 

 

YOU KNOW WHATS MORE FUCKING AWESOMER THAN THAT!?*

 

 

....a baby in 10 garbage cans!

idiots had been saying these in my school recently. i thought to myself, "these are just stupid enough to be internet humor and become popular very quickly."

 

 

 

 

 

oh me.

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PICKLES AND DEAD BABY STEAKS IN TUPPERWARE CONTAINERS???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I DONT HAVE PICKLES IN MY REFRIGERATOR!!!

this isnt a dead baby but its funny....

so i was fuckin my girl friend in the closet right

then she says this is kinda awkward

and i say isnt that a big word for a fourth grader? isnt it?

booo! there is already a dead baby joke thread with tons of jokes.

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bump! just because it's my thread why else?

What's the best part about having sex with an infant?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can actually *hear* the pelvis snap.

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