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Dirty_habiT

The 12oz Crying Thread

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Yeah, you can't post,

you lost posts on your count,

or your thread is no longer existent.

Go ahead and cry, here's my shoulder.

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This old wino staggers into a bar and the barman immediately told him to get out. The tramp said that he would only leave if the barman gave him a cocktail stick. The barman, thinking this was a fair exchange, gladly gave the man a cocktail stick and watched him stagger back outside. A minute later another old wino walked into the bar and got asked to leave by the barman. This drunk also demanded a cocktail stick if he was to leave quietly. There had been no trouble the first time so, once again, the barman obliged and the old drunk quietly left. Soon after, a third wino came into the barman and without hesitation the barman offered him a cocktail stick to leave. This time though the drunk turned him down and said he would only leave if the barman gave him a drinking straw. Curiosity finally got the better of the barman and he asked the old drunk why he wanted a drinking straw when the other two drunks had asked for cocktail sticks. The wino said "Well, someone was sick outside and all the lumpy bits have gone now!"

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Originally posted by toyeattoywar

i wonder what would happen if one day the site just crashed and it was fully unrecoverable and everybody had to start from 0.

 

kids wouldnt be as cool as they are now, haha.

 

 

 

:king: to :beat:

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haha i didnt even notice my post number went down until i looked right now

oh well

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Originally posted by jades_blue

:raises hand:I do! I do!

 

What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?

 

 

 

 

 

Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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