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Guest beardo

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Guest beardo

Dear Friends,

 

Lately, my anus has given rise to a colony of nards encrusted with a choculous, boobular BeGillus. The foonis that has ensued has been nothing short of a homed out, gapulous groid. In short, my Binus-Bo-Bindus has a yanus lodged squarely in its weenerfied rooner. But, not only that, my colon accidentally erupted in a burst of below-the-belt boolish buttmustard that cracked out Shay-Ron's homo-jerk pooner.

It's been quite an ordeal, but I'm confident that I shall prevail and the forces of bool will triumph.

 

Sincerely,

THE POOPER

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by shameless self promotion

"C'mon sing you bastards.."

 

na-na-na, na-na-na

hey hey

GOODBYE

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Guest ToYs

i just laughed really hard... amagine a have drunk englishman saying all that.

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Im going to califonia where they sleep out every night

Im going to califonia where they sleep out every night

Im leaving you mama cause you know you dont treat me right

Listen to me mama while i sing you this song

listen to your daddy sing you this lonesome song

You got me worried now but i wont be worried long

let me tell you mama somthing that you dont know

Im a do right papa and got a home everywhere I go.

Got the california blues

ANd im sure gonna leave you here

I made ride the blinds

i aint got no railroad fair.

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Sometimes when i wake up in the morning my cock hurts. Its like that Johnny Cash song "Burning Ring of Fire". Probably the 3rd stage of some dreadfull STD.

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