NoEZ Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 ill try and keep this in as least detail cause i dont know the sites policy on these types of discussions... i was just recently caught umm.....rockin' the you know what(very little detail like i said) and im grounded of course.....and now my parents threaten about me doing it again....but im probably gonna go and do it again when im free.....i usually just use the excuse that my friends parents smoke cigarettes ....but now they know what you know what smells like.....so i was just wondering if theres any advice for making sure i dont smell like it when im done and i return home after the night out.....i dont want to smell like it at all....0 %...my mom has a dogs nose (not really)....i was thinking of using scented oils...but im not sure if thatll cover it for sure.......so if you can help please do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 no way to get rid of that crack smell, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted January 10, 2003 Author Share Posted January 10, 2003 not crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 at first i thought you were talking about getting caught having gay sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest exhibitone Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 i thought you were going to say you were caught masturbating or fingering your ass or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Originally posted by nomadawhat no way to get rid of that crack smell, sorry :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted January 10, 2003 Author Share Posted January 10, 2003 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 rub your finger vigorously in your ass crack, that should get rid of the smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 -only do it outside!!! -make a special 'you know that one thing jump suit' like the lunar jumpsuits from 'DUDE, where's my car?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted January 10, 2003 Author Share Posted January 10, 2003 i was kinda just looking for some type of scented oil or something liek that...nevermind....ill just ask around at school or something.....i dont even know why i asked here...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 elk urine nuetralizes that ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 hahahahaha your first sentance made me think your mom caught you beating off..... but yeah smoke out side use that spray on deoderant stuff use clear eyes and suck a mint or somthing.. these are about all the precautionary measures i can think of.. what are you like 14 though...wait a sec...dont smoke dope ya little basterd..what are you stoopid :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted January 10, 2003 Author Share Posted January 10, 2003 or you could just pee your pants everytime.......... wait a minute...this is my thread... *sigh*....being grounded is so boring....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seek One Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 keep doing it who cares ya gota break ya parents in after a while and a few times of getting caught theyll leave you alone or spray some cologne on you duh oldest trick in the book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Originally posted by coldasbling or spray some cologne on you duh oldest trick in the book and most obvious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted January 10, 2003 Author Share Posted January 10, 2003 im 17......but i got the overprotective, parinoid parents that ground you for 3 months if you do one thing wrong and then start crying and saying they are bad parents.....man either my parents got problems...or maybe i do.......i jsut dont want them to know im gonna be doing it aain...im trying to not hurt my parents but still do what i want.... wow i just noticed....my family is normal.....what the fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 wait, serious reply coming...... FEBREEZE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUMB WRESTL Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Originally posted by seeking at first i thought you were talking about getting caught having gay sex. :lol: hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest exhibitone Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 febreeze will help and you can spit on your finger and rub them a bit AND THE SMELL WILL COME RIGHT OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 if your parents were smart they'd ground you from the computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest exhibitone Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 YEAH ITS THE COMPUTER THATS PERSUADING YOU TO SMOKE THAT SHIT STAY OF IT OR ELSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRGUN GNRAL Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 tell your mom to shut her fucking mouth next time you come in crizoned why the fuck would you let your moms make you stop smoking caveman scrotums just keep denying and but still make it obvious that you do it BUT STILL DENY and watch in a while she just gives up and you can joke around with her about it you can say things like"hey i am going to go smoke testicles" and then you will both laugh and if your dad gets in the way............... just ask if wants a cut........ simple dads always say yes and if he does not.................well then..................beat him up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 here the thing. Go outside make sure the breeze blows it away from you. Bring a crappy shirt before you go out change to just that shirt. When you get in change back to normal shirt. Use breath mint. Should work unless your mom is really good at smelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted January 10, 2003 Author Share Posted January 10, 2003 very good nose...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 "accidentally" break her beak. that will make it less sensitive.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRGUN GNRAL Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Originally posted by SRGUN GNRAL tell your mom to shut her fucking mouth next time you come in crizoned why the fuck would you let your moms make you stop smoking caveman scrotums just keep denying and but still make it obvious that you do it BUT STILL DENY and watch in a while she just gives up and you can joke around with her about it you can say things like"hey i am going to go smoke testicles" and then you will both laugh and if your dad gets in the way............... just ask if wants a cut........ simple dads always say yes and if he does not.................well then..................beat him up i am serious man use this one when it comes to your moms i have used it on 3 and just worked it on the 4th a while ago it works mind games are the greatest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 If you're not mature enough to seriously discuss with them why you feel it's OK to do "it" every once in a while, you're not mature enough to be doing it in the first place. If you're doing it more than just once in a while, you're doing it too much for your age. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Answer: graduate high school with good grades, move away to college, and smoke yourself retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Mamerro has spoken. Last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 PoopMan: now that's an idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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