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Mumbling stupid songs

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Guest imported_Tesseract

So yeah...j-lo is fuckin hot in that 'jenny from the block' video. No doubt she's one of the sexiest women around...as i entered the shower i still had her nipples in my head, i started mumbling that stupid song and i remembered willys flick with jlo's personal nipple tweaker...which reminded me 12oz so as i was mumbling i changed the song a bit:

 

Its just me, just Tesser from the block

used to have two balls now i have a lot

rub it in your face and you like that a lot

it smells so bad we need to smoke some pot

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Guest sneak

utterly amazing.....

all hail tesseract, the king of song writing :king:

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Guest imported_Europe

I have done quiet a bit of freestyling over that tune lately... Funny.

 

Dont be fooled by the cocks that she sucks...

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Hell yeah Europe, heres on for you

 

 

Its just me, just Europe from the North

With the bronze marmaid suckin on my cock

 

 

:dazed: :dazed: :dazed:

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Dude, what an awesome thread title... story... and song. :amazement:

 

Dirty's Patented 2 Middle Fingers Up of Approval Technology.

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Originally posted by ElectricitySucks

how old is j-lo anyways, 26? 7?

 

I dont think shes 7, if she is...shes really developed. Like Robin Williams in that movie Jack.

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Originally posted by Tesseract

Hell yeah Europe, heres on for you

Its just me, just Europe from the North

With the bronze marmaid suckin on my cock

 

A song for me? Thanks.

 

But is that Mermaid or Barmaid?

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Originally posted by Europe

A song for me? Thanks.

 

But is that Mermaid or Barmaid?

 

 

Hahaha, i dunno man, thats for you to choose, i'm just the poet ya know!?

 

I believe your city has both...

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Guest imported_Europe

Id go with the Barmaid then, the Mermaid is just a tourist-scam anyway...

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What I always find as funny is that the stupid crappy pop videos that are here in america, and shown WAYYY less and WAYYYYY LESS popular here in the states than over there in europe. They eat that crappy shit up in europe, and no one listens to it here really except for 12/13 year old girls.

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

What I always find as funny is that the stupid crappy pop videos that are here in america, and shown WAYYY less and WAYYYYY LESS popular here in the states than over there in europe. They eat that crappy shit up in europe, and no one listens to it here really except for 12/13 year old girls.

 

Dont be fooled bro, we just love your bitches...haha

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Guest imported_Tesseract

BUMP, it rocks

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