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Guest Nostradamus

Predictions for 2003

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Guest Nostradamus

1. Richard Simmons joins forces with Russel Simmons, wears baggier shorts in his new attempt to go "Hip Hop" in order to boost slumping sales of excercise videos.

 

2. Tupac comes back, talks about his vacation, does interviews, writes a book, releases album.

 

3. Man gets stabbed with a plastic fork.

 

4. Car accident at a busy intersection in your town.

 

5. I get banned. Then I come back. Then I get banned. Then I come back. And so on...

 

6. Somebody orders pancakes at IHOP.

 

7. Christopher Reeves walks again.

 

8. Drive-by shooting somewhere in Los Angeles. Innocents murdered. Intended target escapes unharmed.

 

9. America loses war on terrorism.

 

10. Magic Johnson returns to the NBA.

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Guest willy.wonka

you take over 700 shits in the year

 

dont even let me count "the runs"

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Guest exhibitone
2. Tupac comes back, talks about his vacation, does interviews, writes a book, releases album.

 

thats the one im looking forward too

well if it actually happens

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Originally posted by Nostradamus

5. I get banned. Then I come back. Then I get banned. Then I come back. And so on...

 

Ya think?

 

You know, you might have taken a tip from Letterman and gone from 10 to 1 instead of the other way...

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Guest socrates

I see the women are on vacation in frobizzica

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     /-----|  IT'S THE ONE WHERE RUDY'S FRIEND PETER IS

    -'   |  SCARED TO GO SEE THE DENTIST WHO'S PLAYED

     Q   |  BY DANNY KAYE              

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   _    |  NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "BUD" (KENNY)  

   _77 |  |                      

ejm 96  |``  |  PETER IS THE FAT ONE           

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Originally posted by willy.wonka

you take over 700 shits in the year

 

dont even let me count "the runs"

 

INTERESTING TO KNOW.

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Guest sneak

11. emo-hop-rock-grunge becomes the new officail music to listen to if you are a confused teen

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