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•nakEd

damn i am drunk as hell and this bitch keeps bothering me

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Guest exhibitone

then why the fuck are you in here

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Guest ALF

Get a New Years Fuck. on Melmac we called them NYF's. Tell her to come over and Say you are all caught up in the festive spirit and can't help but dig her style.

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say you dont like her.

 

*problem sloved*

 

 

 

 

 

...and me and amy friends got hit alsmot kinfd of by a drunk driver. fucking people dontn know how to drive when they are drinlking.

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Guest Toys 4 Tots
Originally posted by exhibitone

then why the fuck are you in here

Right on.

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Guest willy.wonka

just say yes and watch all the other chick come a flockin...

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Guest sneak

ha, you know you want to hit it then deny all knowledge in the morning.

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damn i had some weird dreams last night

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one was this kid telling me i had to do homework... and he didnt even go to my school, but he knew my teacher.

 

the other was i got shot in my stomach.. then walked to a bus stop and couldnt find a bus.

 

then i was dreaming that there was a house, that had free mcDonalds food in it.. like you can go into a diffrent room, and it was a diffrent mcDonalds, and it gave you free shit.

 

and then i was hooking up with this girl that showed up at my moms funeral, that i barly know, and she didnt even know my mom.

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Originally posted by ElectricitySucks

i had a dream that al snow- that wrestler from tough enough came to fix my boiler cause there was no heat in my house....funny shit.

this is one of the funniest things ive ever read on here..

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i'm drunk as hell and there is this one girl that is telling me that she wants to finger fuck me.

 

dillema. sheesh.

 

 

haha. j/k.:) ;)

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Originally posted by TOR

u get drunk and go on the internet?damn your cool

 

oh so ur saying that if u drink/do any drugs u have to be out with ur friends? i hate retards like u...

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Originally posted by mr_president

i'm picking something up on my gaydar, think it's you!

 

fucking right!

 

here are the clues:

 

#1 you are drunk and a girl wants to fuck you

 

#2 you want her to leave you alone

 

 

you do the math.

it all adds up

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Originally posted by sneak

ha, you know you want to hit it then deny all knowledge in the morning.

 

exactly

now THATS how its done

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