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Cheers.

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have a happy one and a beer on me pal:cool:

 

double timing it huh with new years and all....good times

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Actually im quite the youngan still. But it is by far the best birthday to have!!

 

21 birthday today, and i am still reeling that it took 21 years to get a little yellow bracelet on my hand at a bar. Not that it ever meant anything before, but you know the feeling.

 

Party is at my house tonight, a keg and about 175 dollars in liquor, some jungle juice and some champagne.

 

Anyone in the midwest feel free to drop by.

 

If not, drink one for me and dont drink and drive.

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Dallas has these new LED signs on the freeway that are used to advise about traffic jams and such, but all through the holidays they say:

 

"Drink

Drive

Go to jail."

 

Hhaha, it's so to the point.

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Drive Hammered

Get Nailed

Extra DUI patrols

 

 

 

The best one I've seen........

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happy birthday to you

you belong in a zoo

you look like a monkey

and you smell like one too!

 

 

... and many more...

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drink some piss

i will give you a porno i made with some sluts and some homeless people i found its called "rectum razor rushing" give me a fortyoz of hard drugs and i will give it to you

 

you can get a hold of me by eating my face and only the face than you shall receive "rectum razor rushing volume1"

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I was born at 7am, i dont think that my parents were trying to get me to be the new years baby etc. I think they wanted the $$ from the tax break or whatever :)

 

Anyways, ive already drank 3 labatts, a rum and coke and im working on some of this jungle juice we created.

This has been the only thought in my head for a while...

"you are now allowed to officially slap bitches

you have the right to remain violent and start wildin"

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