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man i had this one friend that had only one arm and we used to get high all the time, but i was kinda hard for him to hit the bowl...heres how he did it, he would some how hold the bowl just right so that his stump was barly covering the carb and light it up...shit he was cool

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this fine ass girl came to me with this problem...her boyfriend could not get it up!

"is there some thing wrong with me?" she asks.i was a very lucky man....

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<--------look who posted this one!!!

better close this one too

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my little sister is paralyzed cuz she decided not to wear her seatbelt. her friend's sister got them into a 5 car accident and thats what happened. so make sure you wear your seatbelt. fuck death, being paralyzed is way worse.

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i once had a teacher with only one arm... it was pretty cool , he used to punch students with his stump.... it could play football really good too.

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Originally posted by IwearPinkShirts:

Drums. Def Leopard my friend.. Def Leopard.

 

LEPPARD ITS DEF LEPPARD...MY GOD.

 

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

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I saw a 2 legged dog on Animal Planet just alittle while ago... he was a greyhound and he had 1 front leg and one back leg on the same side, it was funny as hell, he could run and jump and all, he seemed pretty happy to be a dog... and the old lady down the street is increasingly guided by voices... I saw her the other day and she asked who I was, I've lived 2 houses up from her for 12 years... I told her my name and she said: "Oh, I didn't recognize you, I've only ever seen you at night." HUH? The scariest thing was that she was getting in her car when she talked to me...

 

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i knew this kid who had one arm. cool as hell. he could play pool better than anyone around here. and he drove a stick shift. i don't see how he did it. and when it was cold, his nub used to wiggle. he called it the "fastest dildo on a human being."

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Originally posted by ese:

ever see a one armed man play guitar? it can be done...and its real funny....

 

I saw a guy play guitar that had NO arms...he did it with his feet, and he rocked it.

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wanna hear something reaaallly gross? there's this lesbian i know, and she has a nub. now you can imagine what she does with that nub and her lesbian lovers. she's got female vagina, AND a penis on her arm! now what the fuck do you classify THAT as???

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theres a guy with no arms who plays the guitar with his feet, i forgot his name though

 

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Also registered as: thevisualassault"hey vinny hows about a pizza, i gotta no job"- homer - the simpsons

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Originally posted by chizm:

, AND a penis on her arm! B]

 

I have a penis on my arm, that way when i slap someones ass my dick goes into their booty.

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