Guest mopius Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 man i had this one friend that had only one arm and we used to get high all the time, but i was kinda hard for him to hit the bowl...heres how he did it, he would some how hold the bowl just right so that his stump was barly covering the carb and light it up...shit he was cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 ever see a one armed man play guitar? it can be done...and its real funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//rolleyes.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 this fine ass girl came to me with this problem...her boyfriend could not get it up! "is there some thing wrong with me?" she asks.i was a very lucky man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IwearPinkShirts Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 Originally posted by ese: ever see a one armed man play guitar? it can be done...and its real funny.... Drums. Def Leopard my friend.. Def Leopard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mopius Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 <--------look who posted this one!!! better close this one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 my little sister is paralyzed cuz she decided not to wear her seatbelt. her friend's sister got them into a 5 car accident and thats what happened. so make sure you wear your seatbelt. fuck death, being paralyzed is way worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 i once had a teacher with only one arm... it was pretty cool , he used to punch students with his stump.... it could play football really good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ZEMONEDOE$ Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 uhhhh huhaauuu.like you know,um... mentaly slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 Originally posted by IwearPinkShirts: Drums. Def Leopard my friend.. Def Leopard. LEPPARD ITS DEF LEPPARD...MY GOD. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 I saw a 2 legged dog on Animal Planet just alittle while ago... he was a greyhound and he had 1 front leg and one back leg on the same side, it was funny as hell, he could run and jump and all, he seemed pretty happy to be a dog... and the old lady down the street is increasingly guided by voices... I saw her the other day and she asked who I was, I've lived 2 houses up from her for 12 years... I told her my name and she said: "Oh, I didn't recognize you, I've only ever seen you at night." HUH? The scariest thing was that she was getting in her car when she talked to me... ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTCH WHISKEO Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 I have a good friend with only one arm and only one leg, here is a picture he painted; http://www.at149st.com/images/real.jpg Oh, and I guarantee good green money he would knock out any of you in a one in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 scotch wisky you serious about that shit or are you bull shittin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaEkOnCe Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 thats tight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 i knew this kid who had one arm. cool as hell. he could play pool better than anyone around here. and he drove a stick shift. i don't see how he did it. and when it was cold, his nub used to wiggle. he called it the "fastest dildo on a human being." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 I was at blockbuster and there was this really hot girl working register and i went up and started flirtign with her and then she reached her stub out and took my money, it was a little wierd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTCH WHISKEO Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 Deadly Serious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTCH WHISKEO Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 http://www.at149st.com/images/real.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 Originally posted by ese: ever see a one armed man play guitar? it can be done...and its real funny.... I saw a guy play guitar that had NO arms...he did it with his feet, and he rocked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freighthunter Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 all i got to say is CASE.......style wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 wanna hear something reaaallly gross? there's this lesbian i know, and she has a nub. now you can imagine what she does with that nub and her lesbian lovers. she's got female vagina, AND a penis on her arm! now what the fuck do you classify THAT as??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 Originally posted by chizm: she's got female vagina, as opposed to...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sect one Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 theres a guy with no arms who plays the guitar with his feet, i forgot his name though ------------------ representing chicago crews <-TIB, BTB-> Also registered as: thevisualassault"hey vinny hows about a pizza, i gotta no job"- homer - the simpsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 1, 2001 Share Posted July 1, 2001 Originally posted by chizm: , AND a penis on her arm! B] I have a penis on my arm, that way when i slap someones ass my dick goes into their booty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZIONIST Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 my cunt doesnt get wet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/wise.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 TEEN GIRL SQUAD "lets start looking good" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by suburbian bum I have a penis on my arm, that way when i slap someones ass my dick goes into their booty. WHat the fuck!!!!?? I posted this? I must of been retarded. I used the word booty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by suburbian bum WHat the fuck!!!!?? I posted this? I must of been retarded. I used the word booty. HAHAHAHAHA jesus suburban! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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