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THUMB WRESTL

how to start off your week, properly..

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1st- come home from a wonderful 4 day weekend in another city.

2nd- be a man and perform open heart surgery on your vehichle (if needed) and replace the battery.

3rd- get hit up on the telephone by a beautiful female from your past, and have her request a casual encounter that same night.

4th- look like me when you show up, so you get laid like i did. :crazy:

 

5th- if the sex was as good as the stuff i just had, proceed to get $20 bucks outta your atm and goto jack in tha box for some "after sex food"

 

then prepare to enjoy your upcoming week.

the end.

*copyrighted

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Originally posted by »GLÅM¬RÖCK«

hmm...

 

i hope 2001's thanksgiving break never ends

 

 

pshhh....winter recess 1994...

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Originally posted by THUMB WRESTL

1st- come home from a wonderful 4 day weekend in another city.

2nd- be a man and perform open heart surgery on your vehichle (if needed) and replace the battery.

3rd- get hit up on the telephone by a beautiful female from your past, and have her request a casual encounter that same night.

4th- look like me when you show up, so you get laid like i did. :crazy:

 

5th- if the sex was as good as the stuff i just had, proceed to get $20 bucks outta your atm and goto jack in tha box for some "after sex food"

 

then prepare to enjoy your upcoming week.

the end.

*copyrighted

 

 

 

jesus...

 

if you actually followed through with number 5, the only thing youre gonna be enjoying the next week is a good case of diarrhea.....

 

:beat:

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Re: Re: how to start off your week, properly..

 

Originally posted by chozer

jesus...

 

if you actually followed through with number 5, the only thing youre gonna be enjoying the next week is a good case of diarrhea.....

 

:beat:

 

He's right you know...:o

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Originally posted by THUMB WRESTL

5th- if the sex was as good as the stuff i just had, proceed to get $20 bucks outta your atm and goto chili's by your damn self for some "after sex food" and to snatch up a few more numbers

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