pukey1 Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 wat are some stupid/funny thing u did as a kid... i super glued my 2 hands together once... right befor a test http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//tongue.gif'> ------------------ the INfamous Pukey won 505 representing ASD & FSC managua nicaragua Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 i have gotten rice and a rock stuck in my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 i got a skittle stuck in my nose, i couldnt get it out, and it started to disentigrate, and orange goo was drippin from my nose and i went to the hospital. i also got a slurppe straw stuck in my tonsil, back to the hospital for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoSeR Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 wheni was little i got in a fight with some kid and the teacher asked why we were fighting and i said we were just playing around and she said then why is his nose bleeding and i said cause i play hit him to hard...... and i stuck a rock up my nose and the nurse asked how it got up there and i said it just fell up there when i was playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hipnos Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 one time my cousin walked around with a toilet plunger suctioned to his stomach.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zes Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 i remeber as a wee little one, sticking my fingers in an electric pencil sharpener after seeing x men and wanting to look exactly like wolveine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 wen i was little and first discovered how awesome invention masturbation is, .......i masturbated with shampoo because it was really slipery and worked well in the shower........well....that shit went in me, and it felt like a hot poker going threw your penis and in your stomach. jesus, that was painful. i was scrouched down the whole day........my mom asked wat was wrong, and i told her i had stomach pains....haha. never again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yel 2k Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 one time in like second grade some kid sold me this knife for like 3 chocolate milks. and it wasnt really a knife it was a nail tool like finger nail and i just happend to have a blade on it so i too my shank and attempted to stab some kid who ripped my snowman i made in art class... it hardly scratched him if i could go back and do it all over i would have gone for the neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted June 29, 2001 Author Share Posted June 29, 2001 Originally posted by Zes: i remeber as a wee little one, sticking my fingers in an electric pencil sharpener after seeing x men and wanting to look exactly like wolveine. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH ------------------ the INfamous Pukey won 505 representing ASD & FSC managua nicaragua Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted June 29, 2001 Author Share Posted June 29, 2001 Originally posted by George Dubyah Bush: wen i was little and first discovered how awesome invention masturbation is, .......i masturbated with shampoo because it was really slipery and worked well in the shower........well....that shit went in me, and it felt like a hot poker going threw your penis and in your stomach. jesus, that was painful. i was scrouched down the whole day........my mom asked wat was wrong, and i told her i had stomach pains....haha. never again NEVER get 100% pure alcohol in ur asshole(dont ask)... i did that once accidentally as a lil kid cuz i thot it was that other stuff that bleaches hair... oooooooow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 oh man.. you guys have done some dumb things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man with the yellow hat Posted June 29, 2001 Share Posted June 29, 2001 when i was like 3 (i couldn't swim yet) and i was sitting by my grannies pool eating a grilled cheese, anyways i dropped that shit in and went rite after it. i was under for like half a minute jus chewing on my soggy ass sandwich before my mom jumped in and got me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIELOETTE Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 My grandma tells me one time..As a little girl..i put on a giant hat and robe..and slippers..grabbed a cane..a fake beard from haloween..and walked around the neighborhood..skaking th cane..saying in an old persons voice "wheres my pills" Knocking on peoples doors.. I drew giant crayola murals all day everyday..when me and my friends werent cruising around on our bikes,..I liked in college housing..with lots of scattered playgrounds..each day..we would set out and go to as many as possible.. that was our goal..to make it to everyone One time I set our a frozen grape and sliced banana stand..I guess most kids go for lemonade..I guess we didnt have any..hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 Originally posted by George Dubyah Bush: wen i was little and first discovered how awesome invention masturbation is, .......i masturbated with shampoo because it was really slipery and worked well in the shower........well....that shit went in me, and it felt like a hot poker going threw your penis and in your stomach. jesus, that was painful. i was scrouched down the whole day........my mom asked wat was wrong, and i told her i had stomach pains....haha. never again use the conditioner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyster Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 i used to gross my grandma out by pulling a spaghetti noodlle out my nose from my mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 Originally posted by man with the yellow hat: when i was like 3 (i couldn't swim yet) and i was sitting by my grannies pool eating a grilled cheese, anyways i dropped that shit in and went rite after it. i was under for like half a minute jus chewing on my soggy ass sandwich before my mom jumped in and got me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the first thing online in awhile that actually made me laugh out loud...hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted June 30, 2001 Share Posted June 30, 2001 nah i don't think there's anything safe to use in the shower ha. I ate soap once thinking it would taste as good as it smelled. whoa it didn't. and one time i jumped from the top of my tv onto my bed, or to my dresser, then to the small wooden chair, then to the floor. (spider man disease) so, i was a chub rocker back then so i broke a hole threw the seat of the chair, and then my dad saw me and he threw down with me. i also hit my head on alot of things. my nick name was cabeza cuz i had a planetoid for a head. damn, was he pissed at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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