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THIS HERE IS A TIME TO BE CREATIVE: A LITTLE LIKE THE CAPTION THREADS, BUT NOW IT IS UP TO YOU TO MAKE A LITTLE STORY CONNECTING THESE SERIES OF PICS...

 

 

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let the stories begin...

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bump for hometown hockey streakers

 

 

actually i still think thats the same guy who used to live in my basment and just disappeared one day. i should really call my friends and find out.

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Madeline reached for the fishing tackle in her local wholesalers.she then phones larry[her husband whos out fishing] to tell him that shes got the tackle!.........

 

 

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.....Larry is fishing when he gets a phone call from his wife.He ejaculates as soon as he hears her sexy voice so he accidentally dropped the phone overboard

 

 

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.......Larrys mum and dad are wathing him fish,they then wonder what there gay son egburt is doing because he left the house naked this morning?..........

 

 

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OH SILLY EGBURT!......

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Originally posted by ETHREADZNY

THIS HERE IS A TIME TO BE CREATIVE: A LITTLE LIKE THE CAPTION THREADS, BUT NOW IT IS UP TO YOU TO MAKE A LITTLE STORY CONNECTING THESE SERIES OF PICS...

here is my attempt

 

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Thelma scoping Walmart for a new piece of ass, her husband Bob sunk during a fishing trip.

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Bob, was a dedicated husband, Unfortuantly Bob lost the abilty to swim when his body slowly turned into a tree stump.

 

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The only way Bob's sister was able to mourn was a good ass fucking from the local firehydrant..

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His son on the other hand, hated his father and celebrate his father's death with goodtime streaking at the local skating rink.

 

let the stories begin...

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Originally posted by ETHREADZNY

crazy story

 

 

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this is a story of lies and gross looking women pokafruse mgnew was chillin at the local pharmecy lookin for some crack whore essentials when a west side blood came up and said you be reppin the yellow chisses and pokafruse replied why yes dirty slut straight out antonio i9 be reppin and robbin so what you got to say now bitch? the blood capped her in the rectum and ran from out the store screaming rectum shots!!! rectum shots bitch!!!! pokafruse survived and wanted mad crazy revenge on this rectum blastin blood bitch so she consulted her homeboy bigmutherfuckinmidgetfish he was an original member of the yellow chisses and very reknowned in the world of gravol dealing

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she met bigmuthfish down at one of his many sinking boats and asked wht the fuck should be goin down since someone fucked with the crew and all bigfish thought for about half an hour and while he was thinking he was eating some type of animal and screaming at the children on the beach for trying to steal his new pinto but anyways after half an hour he thought of a way to get this rectum cap slut out the way he was going to ruin her and her family by messing up their reps and hoping her crew did not retaliate so he thought to disguise the blood bitch so no one would notice her in public when they were dragging her stupid ass all over the fucking place constintly beating her with fish bats and all that shit he decided to change her into a fat white bitch that way no one would think she was blood thuggin it up

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bigfish beat the shit out her then drugged her up with some gravol and turned her into a local trailor park fat bitch in a small down and hooked her up with a not so gangster gangster^ he watches out makes sure she never wants to go back to livin the gangster life by smackin the shit out of her daily oh and scrubby ass pokafruse shoved a whole bunch of shit up her ass for shootin her in the rectum as you can see she got a city corner up there with many other unseen objects

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/6720.jpg'> pokafruse also had some trouble with her boss over at the solid stupidity company so bigfish and some of his homeboys put his penis and scrotum between the crack of some windows in a local hockey rink where there just happened to be quite the large hockey game and it just so happened bigfish and his homies watched this game on the tv and seen there little bitch had gotten his penis and scrotum out and made veryone in the crowd make funny faces so they ran down there in a matter of seconds and beat the shit out of him in the middle of the rink and they even got onto megavision they busted his neck and paralyzed him so he could never put his arms down and all he can do know is yell scrotum scrotum scrotum hoooooooooooooooooooooo'

the moral of this story is even if you are the hardest gang member in your gang just remember that stupid ugly bitchs can end up turnin you into some fat white bitch and stickin a whole tons of shit right up your asshole

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