GI Jew Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 "You want serious, it seriously burns when I pee. And that girl that mad me that way was named Moronica. That's NOT MORONIC, it's Moronica. Talk about orgasms she doesn't even fake it anymore, she's got this tape recorder and she just presses play and it said, it says, "Oh, oh..." It really kills the mood when it eats the tape. Once the tape called me another guy's name... my life sucks. She won't even inflate anymore. I'm gonna get a patch kit and some fix a flat soon though. For now we'll just cuddle." --Angry XBOX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 I'm fucked up I know at yahoo dot com. She prefers mustard. But I always say, "Don't believe everything you hear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 I EAT GIRLS, BOOKMARK NOW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 weee oh wee how the thunder bolts roam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 hey look at that, hey look you know you can't help it, don't look directly at it, but you know you know you want to cause you wonder why I eat girls.... I'll tell you why, because I like the warm cream filling. :pavarian cream face: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 if you stare at the sun you will go blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 Originally posted by Al Green hahaah let her shove a dlido up you ass haahah im sorry not to laugh at your dismay.. {soley on the response} all in all if you have been with the girl long enough.. and are planning to stay with the girl... confront her directly. with the issue. tell her what you want and what excites you. seriously honesty. in such a real perdicament, honesty is the best policy. see this is what worries me and not to be a shallow asshole but i cant marry this girl if our love making experience is one sided. I have tried the sppon position with her top leg over mine while i rech around and rub the poooosy at the same time. She said she enjoyed this but my goal here is to make her cum internally. I enjoy this thoroughly. I can go for quite sometime but she is tight. ToYs you are right on the money, i am her first. unfortunatley im not her first hehe. Anyhow i just get all self concious when talking about this shit with her cause we never really had sex or messed around for a year even though we were together 24/7. I dunno, as you all know ima one wierd mutherfuggah. I dunno ill work it out but thanks for the advice. I will try asking her about kama sutra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 So he was eating that bitches ass out, and she goes, honey, why are you licking my asshole? and he says, well sweetheart, your pussy tastes like shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 I want multiple orgasms and diehomo you arte retarded i didnt say that. SEE THE UNDERSCORE AND THE AMOUNT OF POSTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 ive had two female orgasms in my lifetime...so much better than the average male orgasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 yeah dude, i feel you. same thing with my girl. it pisses me off because my friends tell me every other day "i gave my girl 5 orgasms today"... im like great... ive given an orgasm before to the female but i have no clue why it doesn't work with this chick.. i can get her to squeeze me and grope me and enjoy it.. but she just wont FUCKING orgasm. boo hoo. help me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Re: you talkin to me? Originally posted by willy.wonka im serious..i think if DEE38 and sukisukinow would to come over..our clothes would be taken off and not put back on until the weekend is over..well i think at least in the daytime we would have to go out to the beach..but when we get back..some how we would get back in the mood and "wala dang". if sex wasnt the thing..foreplay is all right by me..i like that stuff. "Wala dang"? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 www.tantra.org www.tantramagic.com this is the goods man...study well and youll be a pro in no time... its all about patience and hard work... some girls cum easily and some girls dont. if you love your girl you would marry her reguardless if she came alot or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 oh yeah i even found a cpu animated tantra site once...try google search " animated tantra" pretty entertaining.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by BigJoe oh yeah i even found a cpu animated tantra site once...try google search " animated tantra" pretty entertaining.. Haha, you SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE HOLE, you ol' tantra researching thinking I'm that fag messy computer roomed DMX kid. Die. Thx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by diehomokthx Haha, you SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE HOLE, you ol' tantra researching thinking I'm that fag messy computer roomed DMX kid. Die. Thx. hahahahaha not for you diehomo you already know how to eat dicks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 God knows when you lie. And you're going to hell where I'm the white devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 When I first started fuckin my girl I couldn't get her to come. It was veryyyyyyyy discouraging. Then I started going down on her... and oh my god did that drive her crazy. She says I'm a natural at it, which is fine by me, especially if it did what I couldn't do internally. What I noticed, though, was the better I got at oral, the more likely it was that she would come while we were fuckin... idk. Every girl is different and they should all come with a fuckin manual. Or a "Fucking Manual." Your pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 binder dundat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missinterpreted Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 i can make myself peak in less than 3 min. i swear. its fuckin rad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by Missinterpreted i can make myself peak in less than 3 min. i swear. its fuckin rad. ill get you in 2.5;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by jah ill get you in 2.5;) I will in 1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZoSe Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow I will in 1... 35 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by R. Heydrich You dudes muct be mad shit cunts, I've never known a girl not to come... shiit cuuuunts. I hear it's easier for a guy wit a small dick 'cause he don't hurt her as much. Way to go, sprout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 This thread cracks me up!!:crazy: Personaly i rekon the way 2 go is 2 take it plenty slow start off with the rite mood then give her mad oral tease her abit give her clit stimulation first off but as she starts getting really wet start fingering her at the same time 4 a coupple minutes.By this stage she should be very turned on then fuk her doggy style with her back arched abit so u get mad penertration,worked 4 me. Try different positions/locations ask her what feels good then work on that.We both know being a guy all we need is abita friction & some moisture & were right!!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DATSTFC Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 http://www.haptica.com/graphics/A%20mftiz%20bust102.JPG'> Keep It up Boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 Zose, didn't you post a thread about how you had impotence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 << Cares how long it takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProperKaps Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 impress her wit ur cock strength and buy him a leather rubber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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