mental invalid Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 yeah!!! hip hip hooray for the black out! these are always a great time to watch people make complete asses of themselves...like one guy last year sodomized the receptionist with a beer bottle and almost got brought up on charges.... you have to mingle with people who you really cant stand, and but atleast the food is free and the liquor a plenty....ill be getting stoned en route to the resturant...should be fun anyone else going through the ole company party??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 definitely! tonight i am going to our small office party which i have skipped in years past. this year they got a keg and we can invite our friends, so i couldnt pass it up. debaucheryoshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 my crew has been getting fed all week. no beer though :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 i went to mine 2 weeks ago. the appetizers were really tasty but tiny and there was the open bar which was no good. no one really got crazy though cus there are only 40 people in our company and people watch out a bit. it was still a good time and i was plastered by 9pm. next year they need more food. the company i worked at before i was laid off had this crazy holiday party that was formal, had ice luges and sculptures had the whole first floor of the Copley plaza (which is a much nicer place than i will ever end up) they had a separate dessert room and smoking room. the food was plentiful and good, they had a separate vodka bar, beer bar, and other liquor bar as well as free photo service. they had rooms rented out in the hotel for people to stay in if need be. people got nuts. needless to say this party probably contributed to our layoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 we had ours last week,there was wine but no beer which is fine because i dont drink..and besides if i was to get drunk who knows what i would say,id probably end up screwing myself and pissing off my boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 today is my last working day for 2 weeks... and the graphics guys are already into the scotch. A coulouist brought in his karoke machine, and I expect it to be harmless and silly. the company is WAY to small for anyone to get sodomized (or do some sodomizing) and not have everyone else know in 4 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 holla roe, i'll be back on monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 wow roe, sounds like our company xmas partys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 owner of the place I work is a cheap bastard, so no Christmas office party here. It'd probably suck if they had one anyway. Our summer company picnic sucks pretty bad...no alcohol at all. Although its kinda funny watching the old, bitter, man hating women play bingo. Some of um really get into that shit. Rediculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sieb Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 no xmas party, i dont work at an office, but im going to a hotel party tonight that is about to be so cracking. if i was at one of those xmas gatherings id be all up on the sexy female receptionist no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 I went to a BIG christamas party with an ex-girl last year. There were about 150 people, who all work with tech logistics (read: boring). So the food was crap, the music wasn't even top 40. It was YMCA, Abba and classic rock. blah! The wine was godawful, and there were 2 bottles per table of 8. Thank God that I dont work in that world. On the positive note: I was with the youngest, prettiest, pantyless girl in the entire company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 nice. I came this close | | to going to my ex's ad agency Christmas party. People watching at its finest. There is always one dumbass that drinks too much and pisses someone off enough to get fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 how close? | | <- that's close! So I just helped the boss unload the booze truck. there's enough liquor here to stock a small bar for a night. 50ish beers, a case of coolers, about 10 liters of wine, a few scotches... and this is all for about 20 people, 10 of which dont really drink at all. Looks like I'm getting hammed and taking a run at whoever's close. or I'll just get so drunk that I think I can pull off El Mammerrro bboy freezes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 i wanna hear this story about the receptionist getting sodomized. We dont have an office party as far as i know, this company is like working for the NAZIS, i fucking hate this place so much i wanna blast my head off in front of all my co-workers one day but fuck it im winnign this goddamn xbox hands down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 ahhh... beer 5, lots of lemon chicken and greek salad, a nip of scotch.. and I'm good! I work with such lightweights. This one guy's had 2 lemonade coolers and he's turning all red. Oh shit... he's going to sing karoke. damn, it's too funny! well on such a positive note... Kilo7- signing off for 2 weeks... hold it down for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 Originally posted by Kilo7- or I'll just get so drunk that I think I can pull off El Mammerrro bboy freezes! http://newcamp.net/hector/images/ladybug2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 Cheers, that's what I'm doing tonight. Company party, hooray yeah it's gonna be ummmm fun yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 Originally posted by mental invalid ...like one guy last year sodomized the receptionist with a beer bottle and almost got brought up on charges.... that's fucking amazing. how the hell did that end up happening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ski Mask Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 missed the company party (it was nuts apparently, I work for a big bank, and they rented out a big hotel ballroom and a bunch of suites) but we had our bullshit little xmas lunch today. I walked away with a fly new golf shirt as a doorprize....yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vinyl junkie Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 i've never worked for a company or whatever that was big enough to have it's own party... everywhere i've worked o've been one of 5 or 6 employees... except when i worked for a rather large construction company, but then every night was a company party... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 I just woke up with a hangover and munced on some caulifower and chocoloate cake. Oh the lows i have sunk to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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When Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 i dont get a company christmas party, but my friend does and im going with him, its gonna be at a nice ass fancy ass restaurant with great food and an open bar so im gonna get stuffed and trashed and then hopefully stuff one of his coworkers, maybe two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 i went to my company's party a week or so ago... rolled a rather large blunt for the evening, chiefed about half on the way to pick up this girl that was accompanying me for the evening. i was early to pick her up, so i had to talk to her parents baked as all hell (not that i hadnt done this before..). so we head out, and when we get to the car the girl is like, it reeks of pot in here...i smile as we take off, and a few minutes later i spark the L up again. by the time we get to the party, im blazed again and shes smoked a little. i start drinking and we leave shortly after. i heard i missed the real fun when one of the employees (a guy mind you) came to the party dressed like a slut... smoked more pot on the ride home, passed the fuck out on arrival at my bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOUNG DUN Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 ours was last night.... 290 employess all drunk from the janitors to the CEO's people wearing pouffy dresses and the 'dj' playing YMCA. never been so disqusted in my life.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Born Loser Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 Originally posted by YOUNG DUN ours was last night.... 290 employess all drunk from the janitors to the CEO's people wearing pouffy dresses and the 'dj' playing YMCA. never been so disqusted in my life.... Yeah Right you loved it. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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