Smart Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 apparently if you put it in your carry-on baggage it will set off the machines and they will think you have a bomb... also, they are only 70% effective anyway, so expect a 30% chance of being searched... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 I hope your joking....and OJ gets banned...not because i hate him though....im just bored and want excitement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 I was gonna start a betting pool, I'd find a random number generator, from 1-100 and the day it hits 69 he gets banned... everyone tries to guess how many days that will take... but then I thought, NAH, just ban him so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 uh huh and if this is indeed true and not just smart having some nerd fun how the hell does an xray machine pickup on cheese and chocolate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 I dunno, it just 'thinks it's a bomb'... I heard it on the news, but it was Fox news, so I'm not saying it's true... still though, they said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 sweeet irony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Smart I heard it on the news, but it was Fox news hey fox news at 10pm is the number one newscast here in southern california so they must either be right or so cocky that they think they can get away with bullshit stories im guessing it must take a sizable amount of cheese or chocolate to be considered a bomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 well, it probably won't pick up your zagnut bar but that plus 30%... I just wanna be left alone, I'm not gonna blow up a plane, but I might leave bodies strewn on the tarmac... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 good to know now wouldnt it be a great idea to hide a bomb in cheese? or chocolate even... its genious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 a.p. security!what is this?! you ..its my block of cheeeeeeese........."make it fade away" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 speaking of Fox news... I just heard some woman call Trent Lott a "fucking racist!"... I was kinda suprised by that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Smart speaking of Fox news... I just heard yea its a bit too early for the news here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 its 3am blah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 yeah, the fox news lady said something about "cleaning that up for the west coast" and then they all kinda scolded every one... "NO CUSSIN! please" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 haha no cursing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Smart yeah, the fox news lady said something about "cleaning that up for the west coast" isnt there a delay in live tv so they can do quick bleeps or edits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 most of the time i think there is a small delay.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 actually they talked about that too... kinda sarcastically said "who's idea was it to not have a delay?" and the other guy mutter "I think that was us about 5 years ago"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 haha stuff like that is funny....now im off to sleep adios you "two wild and crazy guys" and mahalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 MSNBC just said the average age of console gamers (Xbox, PSII, etc...) is 28 years old... now think about how many 9 year olds you know with one of those machines... now think of how many 47 year olds must have it also... kinda scary to think your asshole boss is skipping out of work to play Vice City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Smart MSNBC just said the average age of console gamers (Xbox, PSII, etc...) is 28 years old... weve raised a nation of pasty white basement lurking nerds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Man...just wait till the swiss hear about that..you're fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 HEY! I heard it through the grapevine, but I heard that TEASE was "Mr. President" on this board. Smart, *if* you ban him, make sure you tell him the reason that he got banned was because he bites "Vizie". Okthanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 HEY!! Mr. President!! CAn a girl get pregnant from her sucking your pee pee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 it doesnt matter what news you hear from, its all bullshit. except the underground news networks such as gnn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Yeah, FoxNews is kinda silly, it's operated by "The Man". ----------------------------------------- "The Man" is an intangible bugaboo that masterminds the hardships and tragedies of that thing we call life. Being technologically superior, he can morph into anything he wants- your boss, the local authorities, the president, your parents, a lawyer, the guy that signs your inadequate paycheck, etc. You can use that last sentence as a mad-lib for added effect. When you work 13 hours, come home at 8:00PM to realize that you locked your key in the apartment- blame it on "The Man"- because he made you do it. When it takes another 2.5 hours to get some scab to open your apartment door for you- blame it on "The Man"- it is all his fault. When the scab requires 20 bucks to open your apartment door, beat the crap out of the scab, because he is "The Man". But defiling the scab/"Man" apparition will be to no avail because, by the time your finished teaching the scab 'the true meaning of sorrow', "The Man" will be somewhere else already- probably stealing your loved one's monogamy. But don't be fooled, "The Man" can be in multiple places at once just as easily as you eat a Twinkie in just four bites. He can simultaneously be controlling the red stoplight you run, in his secret hideout faxing your brain the endorphins that result in deviance, AND in the cop car that catches you do it. Tragically enough- our modern society would not exist were it not for "The Man". Let's outline a single "Man" scenario. It starts with the workplace- something common to almost everyone. First, "he" assumes the role of your boss. You have to work superhuman hours to keep your job. You are not paid enough to live the life "he" puts on your TV (excluding The Simpsons and Married With Children- these are actually documentaries on reality, but you think they are "comedies"). You can only afford to eat food prepared in less than 8 minutes. Enter McDonald's and Taco Bell. These generate more jobs where "he" is still your boss. "The Man" sprinkles saturated fats, cholesterols, and carcinogens into the menus. Heart disease and cancer become commonplace. Since "he" uses all of your time for unrewarded grunt work, computers are implemented into his 'toolbox of terror' in hopes of squeezing all the productivity out of your cellulite that he can. Entertainment such as the internet is added to computers so that you will waste half a year's pay to have one in your home. "He" gratuitously distributes hard drive failures, Microsoft products, lightning, and the ability to go obsolete in just one week. "He" assumes the role of that voluptuous member of the opposite sex that you meet one Friday night. While breaking the ice, your contraceptive fails and you get AIDS. Now you know. Sorry, but the truth is out there, and its name is "The Man". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Originally posted by Smart I dunno, it just 'thinks it's a bomb'... I heard it on the news, but it was Fox news, so I'm not saying it's true... still though, they said... well, if you've seen what objects look like in an xray machine then you know cheese could easily be mistaken as platic explosive. and also maybe terrorists or whatver have tried to disguise plastic explosives as bars of chocolate before. it's not all that strange really. maybe i'm just an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 21, 2002 Author Share Posted December 21, 2002 that's what I was saying, I dunno from Xrays so... ??? Anyway, now you know... and knowing is half the battle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 http://www.mes-eng.com/dolemite/RUDE-b.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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