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Smart

No Cheese and Chocolate on airplanes?

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apparently if you put it in your carry-on baggage it will set off the machines and they will think you have a bomb... also, they are only 70% effective anyway, so expect a 30% chance of being searched...

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I was gonna start a betting pool, I'd find a random number generator, from 1-100 and the day it hits 69 he gets banned... everyone tries to guess how many days that will take... but then I thought, NAH, just ban him so...

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uh huh and if this is indeed true and not just smart having some nerd fun

how the hell does an xray machine pickup on cheese and chocolate?

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I dunno, it just 'thinks it's a bomb'... I heard it on the news, but it was Fox news, so I'm not saying it's true... still though, they said...

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Originally posted by Smart

I heard it on the news, but it was Fox news

 

hey fox news at 10pm is the number one newscast here in southern california

so they must either be right or so cocky that they think they can

get away with bullshit stories

 

im guessing it must take a sizable amount of cheese or chocolate

to be considered a bomb

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well, it probably won't pick up your zagnut bar but that plus 30%... I just wanna be left alone, I'm not gonna blow up a plane, but I might leave bodies strewn on the tarmac...

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good to know

now wouldnt it be a great idea to hide a bomb in cheese?

or chocolate even... its genious

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Guest willy.wonka

a.p. security!what is this?!

you ..its my block of cheeeeeeese........."make it fade away"

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speaking of Fox news... I just heard some woman call Trent Lott a "fucking racist!"... I was kinda suprised by that...

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Originally posted by Smart

speaking of Fox news... I just heard

 

yea its a bit too early for the news here

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yeah, the fox news lady said something about "cleaning that up for the west coast" and then they all kinda scolded every one... "NO CUSSIN! please"

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Originally posted by Smart

yeah, the fox news lady said something about "cleaning that up for the west coast"

 

isnt there a delay in live tv so they can do quick bleeps or edits?

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actually they talked about that too... kinda sarcastically said "who's idea was it to not have a delay?" and the other guy mutter "I think that was us about 5 years ago"...

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MSNBC just said the average age of console gamers (Xbox, PSII, etc...) is 28 years old... now think about how many 9 year olds you know with one of those machines... now think of how many 47 year olds must have it also... kinda scary to think your asshole boss is skipping out of work to play Vice City

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Originally posted by Smart

MSNBC just said the average age of console gamers (Xbox, PSII, etc...) is 28 years old...

 

weve raised a nation of pasty white basement lurking nerds

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Man...just wait till the swiss hear about that..you're fucked

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HEY! I heard it through the grapevine, but I heard that TEASE was "Mr. President" on this board. Smart, *if* you ban him, make sure you tell him the reason that he got banned was because he bites "Vizie". Okthanks.

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it doesnt matter what news you hear from, its all bullshit. except the underground news networks such as gnn.

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