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URINE!

 

From: Allen (alnowongspam137@yahoo.com)

Subject: urine therapy for acne

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Newsgroups: alt.skincare.acne

Date: 2001-10-26 14:31:46 PST

 

Here's my regimen:

Drink mid-stream morning urine as much as you'd like. Which in

beginning really won't be that much. :-)

Try to save some and dip your hand into it and wipe it onto your acne

/ face. Rub it a few times and work it in. You'll notice that it

will dry and evaporate rather quickly.

 

Throughout the day I wipe fresh urine onto acne. If you don't want to

use your hands, you can use a q-tip.

 

Try it for 3 days and see what happens. And then you can report back

whether it worked or not. And please don't post anything derogatory

about it until you have read the reports at the URLs listed above and

even tried it. Don't let your conditioning into modern "Western"

medicine stop you from experiencing what traditional cultures have

been using for centuries. Actually a few modern Western doctors have

done research on it and support it.

 

All of my friends noticed how clear my face has been after I tried

this. I even told them my secret. Of course they were all in shock.

But, I feel great and look great. Health has been outstanding as a

result. One side effect that a friend with a really acute sense of

smell noticed was that after I went running, I smelled as if though I

pissed on myself. But, again she had a very acute sense of smell. No

one else has ever noticed anything. And in this case, I went running

right after drinking the urine. Another side effect is that my hair

isn't falling out as much as it used to. It started falling out after

a radical diet change and using the Head and Shoulders on my head in

the hopes that it'll help reduce facial acne (I got that idea from

this site). Well the only thing the Head and Shoulders did reduce was

the amount of hair on my head. So, I don't suggest doing that one.

 

From: Russ (russ@nospamruss.net)

Subject: Re: urine therapy for acne

 

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Newsgroups: alt.skincare.acne

Date: 2001-10-26 17:57:33 PST

 

I'm sorry, I just couldn't possibly drink that.

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its called jagermeister kids

it wont cure your problems but it sure as shit will make you forget them

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Spalding Grey said he and his brother used to try to stop their hair loss by pouring 'early morning urine' on their heads... but they're both bald now...

 

though, if you get stuck by a stingray or stung by a manowar, piss is the ticket

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i just like peeing on things

its so nice to be out and about and just piss wherever

parking lots, fountains,people, etc.

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