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I fucking hate hippies.


Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Aug 29 2005, 04:27 PM

I'm sick and tired of trust fund hippies that come to your place with your boy, drunk off their asses, at 4 am looking for you to score them some crick-arack. So, being the nice guy that you are, you get them some perferated paper instead...only to have the fat fuck hippie pass out, roll around on your floor, grunt like a sloth dying in slow-motion for 8 hours, and proceed to puke all over your already roach-infested bathroom with no intent of cleaning up after their remainder-of-the-dead following ass. Then when they try to leave without getting down on the scrub down and you approach them for being a slob they try to act like you're the one with a problem. No, motherfucker.. just because your life's taken care of via grandma's law skills and you can drift from western union to western union doesn't mean it's all go to up-chuck your tabouli on my calvin klein boxer shorts. Kill yourself, Ringo.


I also hate hippies that force you to partake in their shitty ass drum-circles because you were hanging out with said friend again and he tricked you into hanging with these fucks without explaining to you what you were in for. So you break down and take part in their shitty percussion/bass guitar circle only to realize all of these motherfuckers completely lack rhythm and couldn't hold a beat on a tambourine to save the whales. So when you hop on their drumset, having never played drums in your life, and somehow manage to churn out something with a little swing and movement to it they all get offended that you just outshined them and decide they'd 'rather just chill out and listen to some tunes...'


"Is that opium?"

"Nah man, that's a piece of my brain... it's black from hate."


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Originally posted by Biggus Dickus+Sep 18 2005, 08:02 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Biggus Dickus - Sep 18 2005, 08:02 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mackfatsoe@Sep 18 2005, 06:14 PM

Hippy's dont bother me so much, actually. 


If I had a rifle with only one bullet and there was a hippy, a spoken word poet, a wigger, and a car jacker standing in front of me, the goddamn pretentious spoken word revolutionary would get blapped for sure.  But that's just me.


No, you're right. What about between a pretentious spoken word poet and one of those peacoat wearing marx-loving pseudo anarchist people that thinks they're changing society and destroying capitalism by bitching about it with their clone friends on their porch?


On the one hand, the poet is still exposing more people to his crap, but the anarchists are just fucking stupid. I'd probably get creative in this case and fire the bullet at the blade of a knife so that it split and killed both of them. Is this allowed?



Honestly the hippies get made fun of a lot, but usually the most annoying thing they'll do is play frisbee golf or hackey sack in front of you or some shit. They'll usually feed you drugs if you're bored, too.




if your going to get creative, why don't you just use a shotgun instead of a rifle and load it with some buck shot?

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