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I appreciate getting pissy drunk off Jack with Draft Cider chasers and racking $150 worth of porn just for the fuck of it. I appreciate that.

 

But seriously, having 90 hours of porn in your possession is ridiculous. I'm sure I've somehow offset the natural order of things... rivers are gonna start flowing backwards, dog are going to meow, boots are going to grow in place of trees.

 

There's absolutely no need to EVER have that much porno.

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$150 worth of porn = 90 hours?

 

hmmm, not too sure about that...must be really crappy porn

 

most good dvd's are like $40, and are 2 hours. so if you had 90 hours of good porn you'd have to rack $1,800 worth. that's $20 an hour of good porn...shitty porn would be worth like 5-10 dollars per hour...and your's is worth....$1.66 per hour!?!? haha, what kind of porn did you rack bro? video footage of your moms is probably worth more than that.

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Hippy's dont bother me so much, actually.

 

If I had a rifle with only one bullet and there was a hippy, a spoken word poet, a wigger, and a car jacker standing in front of me, the goddamn pretentious spoken word revolutionary would get blapped for sure. But that's just me.

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Originally posted by nozaki@Sep 18 2005, 06:16 PM

$150 worth of porn = 90 hours?

 

hmmm, not too sure about that...must be really crappy porn

 

most good dvd's are like $40, and are 2 hours. so if you had 90 hours of good porn you'd have to rack $1,800 worth. that's $20 an hour of good porn...shitty porn would be worth like 5-10 dollars per hour...and your's is worth....$1.66 per hour!?!? haha, what kind of porn did you rack bro? video footage of your moms is probably worth more than that.

 

ha.

 

Nah, it's straight up party store porno... meaning it's bootleg shit that some guy probably jacked off of hundreds of other DVDs and put it on disc and then dropped it off with a truckload of Gas Station Tommy Hilfiger. Straight up, every case 4 discs in it with 4-5 hours on each and they were going for $20 a pop. I checked one of 'em out this morning and it wasn't bad... it's not like Vivid-video quality or anything, but that shit's lame because I don't like prosthetic looking girls.. I dig chicks that remind me of the types of girls that I fuck.

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Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Sep 18 2005, 06:14 PM

Hippy's dont bother me so much, actually.

 

If I had a rifle with only one bullet and there was a hippy, a spoken word poet, a wigger, and a car jacker standing in front of me, the goddamn pretentious spoken word revolutionary would get blapped for sure. But that's just me.

 

No, you're right. What about between a pretentious spoken word poet and one of those peacoat wearing marx-loving pseudo anarchist people that thinks they're changing society and destroying capitalism by bitching about it with their clone friends on their porch?

 

On the one hand, the poet is still exposing more people to his crap, but the anarchists are just fucking stupid. I'd probably get creative in this case and fire the bullet at the blade of a knife so that it split and killed both of them. Is this allowed?

 

 

Honestly the hippies get made fun of a lot, but usually the most annoying thing they'll do is play frisbee golf or hackey sack in front of you or some shit. They'll usually feed you drugs if you're bored, too.

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