The Dude Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 id let her be with me. i got norweigan roots, is she into norweigan black metal? that would be hot, we could go kill dwarves together, then she could go dyke off with her handball hussywife, and i can sit and cry on a curb, cause norweigan women dont like circumcised american boys....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 what the fuck? THAT BITCH IS NOTHIN SPECIAL, SHE'S PART OF A SPECIES CALLED "COLLEGE WHITEGIRL" SHE MAY NOT BE IN COLLEGE BUT SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE EVERY WHITE GIRL AT SOME TV-ISH COLLEGE, SHE ALSO WAS ROCKING THE ALFALFA HAIRSTYLE WHICH IS MAD DYKED OUT AND IM NOT FEELING AT ALL AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE DICK, SO WHAT DO I HAVE TO OFFER THIS BITCH? NOTHING BUT DRUGS...EXACTLY, BUT ANYWAY, SHE COULD CATCH IT IF I WAS DRINKING ALOT OF GREY GOOSE. DEFINETLY, ITS MAD FUNNY CUZ BITCHES THAT LOOK LIKE THAT ALWAYS APPROACH ME AT CLUBS, WHATS REALLY GOOD? AND THEY ALWAYS SOUND EUROPEAN AND THEY'LL HAVE A HOMEGIRL WHO IS CRAZY SUBURBAN AND CORNY AND THEN SHE'LL ASK ME FOR A CIGGARETTE AND ILL GIVE IT TO HER AND THEN HER OTHER 10 HOMEGIRLS WILL COME OUT OF THE BLUE AND SHIT WILL GET OUT OF HAND AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT IM LIKE DAMON DASH WHILE MY NIGGA MODE THROWS ON "BIG PIMPIN" AND IM SPITTING CHAMPAGNE IN THE AIR LIKE TRIPLE H...ANYWAY IM GETTING CARRIED AWAY, BUT THAT BITCH IS UD DYKEY AND SHE'S NOT THAT FLY. I THINK SHE LEFT HER TITS IN HER LOCKER, AND LIKE SOME OTHER DUDE SAID IM VERY UNFAMILIAR WITH THAT HUGE ASS HANDBALL SHIT, IM WITH THE LITTLE BLUE HANDBALLS THAT YOU SLAP OFF A WALL WITH FILLINS ON IT. THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR PLAYING SPECIAL OLYMPICS VOLLEYBALL. ONE. MISTER MEROE GET BIG NIGGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Mia is pregnant!!! http://www.aftenposten.no/multimedia/archive/00147/null_147068a.jpg'> And she is therefore taking a break from handball.http://gfx.dagbladet.no/sport/2003/09/29/miaHENV.jpg'> http://www.vg.no/bilder/bildarkiv/1052548704.jpg'> http://www.aftenposten.no/multimedia/archive/00087/null_87692a.jpg'> http://gfx.dagbladet.no/sport/2003/09/29/mia2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Clearly biology in Scandinavia is different. Did her girlfriend have a penis ? or was her pussy slapped around* with a test tube ? * Copyright Tease, surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Yum. She's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 apart from one flick near the bottom there i'm gonna have to agree with the nay on this. not my flave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Mia has gone "missing" from the public. She is apparently moving from Copenhagen and back to Oslo to live in her new boyfriends giant mansion and have their baby. Her club dont know where she is, her school wont say anything and she hasnt been spotted for some time... http://emagwebservice.backoffice.nu/pics/D_6353.jpg'> Older news: Norwegian handball star Mia Hundvin is pregnant. She and boyfriend snowboarder Terje Haakonsen are expecting a baby in April. Mia Hundvin has always got a lot of media attention in Scandinavia, but it topped in January when she left her wife Camilla Andersen for the famous snowboarder Terje Haakonsen. This picture is taken 26. 6.2003: Terje Haakonsen, Mia Hundvin and Karianne Henriksen at the footballstadium in Bergen watching Brann against Strömsgodset in the Norwegian Cup. http://www.polfoto.dk/Polfoto/Photo/Live/watermarking/ch074724_guest.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/logos/LJ1384.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 Originally posted by BROWNer not my flave. i'm not into the aryan burger look either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 From Mia's own homepage!!! http://www.f-reklame.dk/docs/stjerner/miaframe.asp http://www.f-reklame.dk/docs/MiaAlbum/billeder/mia2a.jpg'> http://www.f-reklame.dk/docs/MiaAlbum/billeder/mia3a.jpg'> http://www.f-reklame.dk/docs/MiaAlbum/billeder/mia9.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Mia is back in the pro handball game, after giving birth. She has signed a one year contract with a norweigian team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I can dig it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 In the world of primary school hand ball I was in a class of my own, soaring above the mortals like a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Quitter Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 God this thread is so entertaining, I´m sitting here giggling like a fool. Europe not getting too much props for introducing Mia Hundvin to the world, and lord knows I understand why. Haven´t seen her live though, but doubt it would change my oppinion. Og hendes gæsteoptræden i Langt fra Las Vegas.. Gebrokkent norsk-dansk, stærkt sammenligneligt med Riget-opvaskerne, no offence.. But a lot of funny comments to this thread, pure stand-up material! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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