Guest HAL Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 http://www.capalert.com/capreports/ Hardcore christians are about the scariest form of life on this planet. The website above proves it. We have movie reviews written by a christian group. Some excerpts.... Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone Offense to God (O)(2): witchcraft/sorcery to control others, repeatedly transfiguration levitation, repeatedly witchcraft/sorcery to get even boy conversing with a snake witchcraft/sorcery to start fires, repeatedly witchcraft/sorcery to grow tail on a boy community of witches and wizards goblins, ghosts, repeatedly witchcraft/sorcery to destroy property "You're a wizard, Harry" "Not all wizards are good" disappearance by witchcraft/sorcery walking through walls casting spells, repeatedly manifestations in mirror mirror to show deepest desires elixir of life to make immortal half man, half horse beast protection by unholy force broom riding, repeatedly attempted murder with witchcraft/sorcery, repeatedly offer to resurrect parents by unholy force "There is no good or evil. There's only power" (Voldemort) talking witches hat witchcraft/sorcery to create food paintings with moving subjects, repeatedly teaching the use of potions to control others and even "stopper" death evil eyes, repeatedly witchcraft/sorcery incantation to do harm Christmas without Jesus invisibility by witchcraft/sorcery face in pain protruding from book pages demon cat; witch's familiar evil passing through boy's body, causing unconsciousness witchcraft/sorcery to change flag colors unholy possession Other offensive material in the movie. animated chess game with lives at stake, graphic willingness to commit suicide to enable victory of friends ghost removing his head child screaming at his parents parents submitting to child's screaming lies to protect smoking murder of teacher by unholy possession Apparently, these events in the movie are deemed to be offenses to God, and I guess witnessing said events may doom your soul to hell. South Park, the Movie "*South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut* ® -- WARNING! This analysis is blunt. *South Park* is another movie straight from the smoking pits of Hell. *South Park* is an *incredibly dangerous* movie for those who do not understand or are developing an understanding of the Gospel ....... INCREDIBLY dangerous." Jackass: The Movie (the word "ass" was blanked out on the site) "This movie is vulgarly extreme to the extreme of vulgarity. I typically do not make recommendations about movies except in extreme cases. This one is precisely that. I suggest you not even think about this one. I normally do no research about a movie before I see it to avoid accusations of selectivity and skewing of the data, but I think that will change now. 2Tim. 3:1-5 "But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God - having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them." We are there, folks. At least in entertainment. Maybe Paul did not walk away from the extremes he was faced with to take the Gospel to the people of Corinth, but I am clearly not as strong as was Paul." Fight Club "The list of ignominy in this movie is so extensive that a summary without undue exclusion is at best difficult. But of the ignominies that can be grouped, there were at least 81 uses of the most foul of the foul words saturating a total of 106 uses of profanity with at least 28 uses of God's name in vain with and without the four letter expletive. There were *at least* 28 fights or beatings, several very graphic. And there was flash imagery of pornographic images, including male gender-specific anatomy." Here's a few choice bits from the list of offensive elements to the movie, according to capalert.com..... arrogant risk-taking in traffic punk music in startup background encouraging sadness impudence toward boss = "enlightened" punk dress adult in underwear masturbation encouraged as acceptable sex toys bar (the movie showcased a bar setting) mockery of Christian fellowshipping insane servitude to evil Now i can understand how some of this shit would be uncool to show your kid, but sheltering them from life is stupid and backwards, if you ask me. How does a scene in a bar fuck up your kid? Kids shouldn't see a man on the toilet? Camaaaan. How does punk music screw you up? I think living like the people on capalert.com is way more fucked than anything depicted in a movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 emo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 that's what happens when jesus hates you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 hahahaha..im christian.i love all those movies, but harry potter was definately gay. south park rules.. if there is a message board..we should tell them that over 200,000 people were killed for the thought of being witches, by blind-ass christians and how most churches want money for thier programs..not to build new communities where it is needed. so many preachers drive expensive cars. im a hardcore christian..harder than most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skull&Bones Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 arrogant risk-taking in traffic punk music in startup background encouraging sadness impudence toward boss = "enlightened" punk dress adult in underwear masturbation encouraged as acceptable sex toys bar mockery of Christian fellowshipping insane servitude to evil Story of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 have you heard of 'clean video'. a christian video store that edit all violence and vulgarity out of movies, reeeediculous relegious freaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skull&Bones Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 I wonder what their "Adult" section is like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 reasons to be happy that christianity is... well whatever it has become, i could care less, but there are good things..like god.i just see things that explain the unexplainable.."i see dead people and much much more" Jesus is a cool guy.. and beer.. i dont really get too much into the book, but there are some good things.im more of a today and tomorrow person.come what may..have a good day. some people act way too evil, but hey, its not thier fault.or is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 dude. i want the jesus action figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Conan's got some funny Jesus action figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 ever seen "The Mark of the Beast"....I saw it when I was about 13(15 years ago)...with one of my friends and his family who were all total bible thumpers.....at a place called the "Potter's House"....some wierd little cult type shit....during the movie everyone started speaking in tounges......I bailed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 if i wasnt feelin that shit, i would have bailed too..i spoke tongues before..when i was hopped up on xtc..the only people i saw speakin tongues were demonic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dipher Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka if i wasnt feelin that shit, i would have bailed too..i spoke tongues before..when i was hopped up on xtc..the only people i saw speakin tongues were demonic. I heard that the Harry POtter and the Philosophers stone movie and book title was changed to Sorcerers Stone cos Americans dont knw what a philosopher is...how fucked is that? Religion has too much power and influence in the world when they can get a childrens story changed like that. They carried on at the time as if magic were real and people could fly on broomsticks. I guess it dont encourage smarts, being christian that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 punk music in start of background? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootMcgavin Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 some woman around here I saw on the news, she pulled her daughter out of school because they were reading it in her class and didnt want her exposed to sorcery...then they aired the little girl and she was already some extremeist psycho bitch exclaiming how harry potter was corrupting her and how her mom would show her the right way.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 that's retarded. i swear those fucking christian over obsessesors piss the crap outta me. they could devote thier time to far more imporatant things rather than that crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 I thta's what i'm an intollerant biggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 fuck society vote libertarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Originally posted by HAL boy conversing with a snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 entertainment is evil. punish yourselves now or god won't love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Originally posted by WhAt_dA_fUcK you go leroy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YinzerXpress Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 i hate hardcore christians...... where in the bible does it say "Thou shalt not have a cigarette and beer"??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 my parents have this 'tv guardian' program that blocks out profanity. its fucked up. it ruins great movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Originally posted by HAL Fight Club flash imagery of pornographic images, including male gender-specific anatomy." so i guess its usually NOT AS offensive that they normally show female nudity, but its extra evil to show penises...god christians are so stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 http://www.pra.org/directory/ultra331.jpg'> "FUCK THE SKULL OF JESUS CHRIST" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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