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Frate_Raper

I have $100 to spend on me as a gift

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It's my worthless shitty 20th birthday, I''ve been told I'm hard to buy for so ma Dukes wants me to tell her what I want and she'll pick it up.

 

Now heres my thing...I DON'T need or want to much except money for my ink and some montana would be nice.......both out of the question from my mother.I could use some new kicks but she won't leave the burbs to get me some nice kicks. I don't want nor do I need a cell phone(thats what she wants to buy me) so what? I don't care enough about anything to WANNNNNNNNT it.

 

 

 

Your mission is to help me out what do I get?

 

 

 

Shoes?

 

 

Phone?

 

Take the money and run?

 

Your ideas!

 

 

 

 

If any onf you unwitty jewish cocksuckers say give the cash to me I'll blow up your house!

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Guest sneak

tell u what cos im feeling so generous...ill send u my bank account number and u can give it to me!!

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your mom wont buy you montana paint but she'll pay for your hooker.

fuckin' a sweet deal.

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Guest 455

you could buy some nice kicks and have some ends left for the bar....once at the bar...find a girl you like looking at and strike up a conversation and then with the rest of your money buy her some Long Islands and continue to kick game.......hopefully with some luck,there is your female.........lot cheaper than a hooker.lol.

 

*lol,hahaha.....My bad dude,your only 20......which means you can't do shit.Spend that loot on a fake ID.

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I don't know what you Canucks have up there for department stores...but ask for a gift certificate to a store that sells paint, without mentioning paint as the objective.

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Originally posted by Cracked Ass

I don't know what you Canucks have up there for department stores...

 

Never heard of the Hudson's Bay Company ?

 

We trade beaver pelts and moose hides for shiny beads and blankets laced with polio.

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Guest mikro137

id buy some C-Rock nahimean.... er wait , thats bad for you... :confused:

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So heres what I did with that money............................spend 20 on ameal with my lady,got two rolls developed and I still got 40 which I'll toss in on my half sleaves out line.

 

 

 

 

 

your all gay

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Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

OOoooooh dogg... he told ya'll.

 

:click:

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

$100 will only buy you 20 minutes.

 

Not in my neighborhood. You can get a gummer for a cigarette.

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Originally posted by Frate Raper

 

 

If any onf you unwitty jewish cocksuckers say give the cash to me I'll blow up your house!

 

You got me on that one...always one step ahead of the game arent you...

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