cel Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Weapons and gear: Ninja Sword Ninja Stars Ninja Outfit Testimonial: Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cel Posted December 4, 2002 Author Share Posted December 4, 2002 Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). Q and A:. Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas? A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise. Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem? A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome. Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out? A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cel Posted December 4, 2002 Author Share Posted December 4, 2002 yes u are right for sure...they chop heads right off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 you sooooo need to give credit to www.realultimatepower.net , sucker. and stop exploiting things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRAFARONI Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 you guys made me hate ninjas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Tenchu was the shit. HHHHHHHAYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaEEEEEEEEEEEEee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 the guy who created ninja turtles..his pops lives like a mile or so from me. hes got a lamborghini and a nice dumptruck and shit. its quite the combination. the laser detector blows up rolling by his garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Originally posted by melty They learned from the rat. "the rat" has a NAME motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 This has been posted how many times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 YEAH NINJAS CAN EAT A RAT DICK!! NIGHTOWLS OWN YOUR BITCH ASS!! YA FUCKIN HOOKER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cel Posted December 4, 2002 Author Share Posted December 4, 2002 the rats name is splinter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 NIP like woahh haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 emo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/travel/0203/images/ninja.jpg'> yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizm Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 OROKO SAKI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GI Jew Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 I finance ninjas.... without me there'd be no such thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 I fuck ninja bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GI Jew Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 I taught the ninja's everything they know. I was the first to "fuck" ninja bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 No no you wern't...don't make me kill you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Ninjas blow, and I'm not talking about blow guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cel Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Ninjas blow, and I'm not talking about blow guns. shoot yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 HOLLA BACK! IOKS NO LIKE WHUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Bolette, the ultimate ninja! http://home4.inet.tele.dk/Vitrus/drside/ninja/bolette.jpg'> Play Bolettes ninjagame right here: http://home4.inet.tele.dk/Vitrus/drside/ninja/spil.htm Danish saggin wonks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 thuggin it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by cel shoot yourself shooting your girl in the face with fat goobers is way more "funner"!! Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT YEAH NINJAS CAN EAT A RAT DICK!! NIGHTOWLS OWN YOUR BITCH ASS!! YA FUCKIN HOOKER! Did you think I was kidding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cel Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 did u think i was kidding...for real shoot yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 nightowls dont fuck around..ask GNES http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/2912/20591'> attack alien nightowls! attack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by cel did u think i was kidding...for real shoot yourself You must not be a ninja.... ninja's know nothing of guns.... you sir are a prick... accept defeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Re: nightowls dont fuck around..ask GNES Originally posted by willy.wonka http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/2912/20591'> attack alien nightowls! attack! damn straight lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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