Posted November 28, 200222 yr So I was at this restaurant's grand opening last night. The place was super nice, and the drink tickets very coming very fast. So after a few too many Mojitos, I bump into this old fling. We had hooked it up in the past, and it started off like it would happen again, then she goes and says, "This wouldn't work out, you're just too innocent for me". Ouch! If she had said you're too drunk-fat-ugly-stupid-rude-smelly-sleazy-old-dirty-whatever, it would be completely different... but too Innocent? What's that supposed to mean? Damn that girl must be a trick, glad It didn't happen.
November 29, 200222 yr "too innocent".......that shit sounds all too familiar to me....haha.Jesus Christ........She has probably been around more blocks than city cops....
November 29, 200222 yr thats when the words "bitch!" shoulda came out your mouth. kinda like the "nigga please"
November 29, 200222 yr Author That's what puzzles me... I'm far from innocent. Maybe I'm just not corrupted and bitter. but yeah... hootchie.... avoid that.
November 29, 200222 yr She was Jenna Jameson...if you didnt recignised her, then you are innocent and need to plead guilty
November 29, 200222 yr Author Originally posted by Tesseract then you are innocent and need to plead guilty wha? I think you need some sleep man.
November 29, 200222 yr ..djtdy ygd gd ied gduygd ....plead GUILTY for being so INNOCENT to not RECOGNISE Jenna.... My jokes are like modern art, when its explained its fuckin lame
November 29, 200222 yr Author once again... get some sleep. (It's not that I didn't get the joke, I just gave it a big :rolleyes: )
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November 29, 200222 yr I've been called innocent couple times...but i really am..so hence the innocent thing..yeah. eh that's weird a girl would say that to you if you aren't. and it's just weird altogether. argh. i'm tired.
November 29, 200222 yr too innocent! hahahahaha, that's weak! that means she doesn't think you got it in you, to put it on her! hahaha man o man, i'd rather be called gay! hahaha jk?
November 29, 200222 yr Author Originally posted by THUMB WRESTL too innocent! hahahahaha, that's weak! that means she doesn't think you got it in you, to put it on her! but I've already been there in the past and there were no complaints. I just think she's gone phycho. oh well... I'll go meet another one tonight.
November 29, 200222 yr The more crazy they are the better they fuck...and later hide in your bushes to watch you sleep
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November 29, 200222 yr Originally posted by THUMB WRESTL man o man, i'd rather be called gay! hahaha id rather be called innocent than gay....fucken flamersi hate'em
November 29, 200222 yr This thread is hilarious! I say you get with her and pull some Rocco moves. Or hook me up, and we'll double team her. After, we can piss on her while she tells us her age, and then she'll reconsider what she said about you.
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