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Taking a shit in a public restroom with no paper to put on the seat....

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Originally posted by SPLINTER

i once took a shit in a kmart urinal back when i was like 6 or 7. i wanted to shit real bad but there was only one toilet and there was some guy in there for like half an hour and i kept telling him to hurry up but he kept telling me to shut up so i kept leaving and coming back. i expected this big football player looking guy to be taking a half our shit so i was scared. it finally got to where i couldnt hold it so i shit in the urinal and wiped my ass with the paper towels. when the guy was about to step out the stall i hid behind the trashcan (ashamed of my actions) only to witness a midget exiting the stall. im not sure why but it makes me laguh to think he prolly shit half his body wieght if he was inthere so long.

 

at the same kmart probably a year later i need to take a piss but the urinal didnt work confused: so i had to wait till the guy finished cleaning the toilet. once he came out i saw that is was the same guy that always kicked me out of the store (just an escort to the front of the store) when i would play with all the toys in the store (i was poor, couldnt afford to take em home) so he yells "you better no dirty it, it took me long enuff to clean it!" so preceeded to take my revenge for the sadness he caused in the past and pissed on everything and anything. it felt good.:

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one time i got real drunk when iwas a young kid

and i got home and went to puke in the bathroom as i was puking a shit and i was wearing boxers so the shit went straight out on the ground and i then fell over which left me puking all over the place

 

 

i then woke up and my mom was standing there laughing and i looked over to see puke and shit all over the ground it was rough

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oh yeah once back in like grade 2 this kid i knew took a shit then toom some of his shit out of the toilet

then he checked exactly where ones foot would go once they stepped into the stall

(it took minutes of planning)

he then left his shit there for some child to walk in and step on

 

later that day the teacher came in and you know back then when a teacher would come in lookinjg upset and ask for the classes attention

 

me and my freind new right off the bat that she was gonna talk about what had did

turns out some poor little bastard walkked into the stall the foot went right in the shit and he slipped smoking his face into the toilet knocking him out

he was found by some other kid

 

my freind burst out into laughter after hearing this and him being the only one who laughed he was supected

he got expelled and i can not really remember seeing him after that i was in the office with him and he explained to the principal how he had planned it out to the exact foot spot and everthing

 

i got suspended for not trying to stop him

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Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

bad idea for a thread.

 

depends on how you look at it. get it?.....DEPENDS on how.....hahahah....haha.....ha......ok bad joke.

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Ok girls **aren’t** suppose to poop right. Everyone knows you do, it’s just one of those stupid things….like girls don’t fart. So I’m on a date with this guy right, I’m like 16, I forget what we were doing but we stopped by Wendy’s on the way home, I ate the chili. Big fucking mistake. So we get back to his house and he wants me to come in and chill with a couple of his friends meet his parents, blah blah blah. About 5 minutes later my stomach starts cramping and I get that sweat on the back of my neck where your hands get all clammy. You know the feeling, like your whole lower half is going to explode. But there was no way in HELL I was going to take a nasty shit in this guy I just met bathroom. Heaven forbid someone walk in after me. So I make up something about not feeling well and I need to get home. I lived 20 minutes away. Suburban area no restrooms or stores I could drop in. So I’m about 10 minutes from home when I get this huge cramp in my side. I’m at a red light. I can’t go anywhere. The next thing I knew shit was coming out my ass. So I wait for the light to change pull up in someone’s driveway (it was dark) rip off my pants and I swear to god my ass opened up and everything I had eaten in the last week came out in a stream of foulness. I was lucky I had a change of pants in my car because I just left my shit filled jeans in a pile of stench in of the drive way. I can only imagine what that person thought when they saw it the next morning.

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Originally posted by drutagsalot

i heard that if u eat beets and the nshit it will be purple..........anybody find this out

 

no....

but i have heard of an occurance/after effect of drinking the VOK vodka,

like the blue flavour

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Originally posted by toyeattoywar

who was it that had to take a roll to the walls with him everytime he went out to paint.

ahhh, too many interviews theyre all blending together.

 

I talked about that once. My bro has nervous bowels like a chihuahua or somethin. If we plan a late night raid, he has to bring t.p. in his pocket. He took the biggest drop right by this water tower we where workin' on and didn't tell anyone......... you can guess the rest.

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I was on the greyhound bus coming back from vegas when all of the sudden I got the shits,I tried to hold it but I couldnt so I went to the shitter in the back of the bus and let er rip shit came flying every where then I leaned forward to stop the pain and farted at the same time shit went flying all aginst the wall,I stunk up the hole damn bus.

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:fart:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Originally posted by PopGunWar

i've recently had really sick shits. REALLY REALLY sick shits.

that and constipation.

 

Well get off the pills pop! How many fuckers have told you that you emo fucker. I think you are trying to make your shit black so it matches your hair/shoes/sox/belt/jacket/mood.

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Originally posted by CAPS

Well get off the pills pop! How many fuckers have told you that you emo fucker. I think you are trying to make your shit black so it matches your hair/shoes/sox/belt/jacket/mood.

 

 

:lol::lol:!!!!

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