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Guest -MOE LESTER-

Girls are so fucking evil...

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

why do chicks have to mess with our minds!??!?!

and why cant most hookers look good????

 

i think im going to become a rapist or something...i cant get pussy legitly and i dont want it from hookers cus they are busted...i think im going to use my good looks to trick stupid drunk college bitches into my van.....im sober now

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Guest 455

women.........you can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em.

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Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

why do chicks have to mess with our minds!??!?!

and why cant most hookers look good????

 

i think im going to become a rapist or something...i cant get pussy legitly and i dont want it from hookers cus they are busted...i think im going to use my good looks to trick stupid drunk college bitches into my van.....im sober now

 

that's going into the evidence room as Exhibit A.

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Guest mikro137

yeah im not a big fan of females , except a select few.

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i'm surprised the women of the world haven't figured out yet that the most powerful thing they will ever possess is between their legs.

 

seriously though, women would rule the world if they knew the power of their 'pussies'.

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women are physcos.

 

I know from first hand experience.

 

they all got issues, or damaged baggage

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

im a confused person.....of course i can get laid...you people have no idea how sexy i am with my mix of white and asian...its just hard to get laid by girls that you like!!...shit if i wanted theres tons of hurt ass baby sitter club bitches i coulda stuck!!

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

alrite just an example of some of the girls who have jocked me

 

Christina- White, easily 300 pounds, her mouth looks like a horse and she has huge teeth, she wears glasses so thick that her eyes looks distorted...wears teh same "dudley" hoody every day

 

Julia- French, has a mustache on her chin, her feet are slighty faced away so she sort of looks like a penguin, her face is really fucked up, sorta looks like shes in pain24/7 or something..i dont even kno

 

Sharon- Short, Fat, Asian, has like some really weird ass jackolantern teeth...good friends with christina

 

ANNIE- OMFG THE MOST RETARDED STALKER BITCH EVER...HOLY SHIT THIS GIRL HAS SERIOUS PROBLEMS...SHE IS A LONER...A NERD....SHE IS A SKINNY ASS ASIAN GIRL WITH NO FEATURES AT ALL...HER FACE IS ALL SQUISHED AND SHE WEARS THESE WEIRD AS GLASSES...SHES A FUCKING BOOK NERD....SHE LOOKS LIKE A GERBIL WITH A PANCAKE FACE....SHES FUCKING STALKED ME AT THE BUS STOP BEFORE AND SHIT....OMFG I HATE THIS BITCH....I RAN INTO HER TODAY IN CHINATOWN WITH HER MOM...FUCKING AWKWARD ASS SHIT

 

 

jesus christ this is getting depresssing....im not even talking about the black chick who has a farting problem, or the short japanese girl with a birthmark on her head....or the tons of other 8th grade chinese bitches.....my life sucks

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girls are evil, hang in there moe, life will get better. you just got to keep it chill. im pretty immature around girls, like if i like a girl ill hit her semi hard in the shoulder and be like "what", and then when the girl pushes me back take it from there, thats my game im running

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

^^^ elaborate.....does it eventually involve clubbing with bricks?

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Guest socrates

girls, cant live with em, can't clean their bloodstains out of your trunk.

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Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

im a confused person.....

 

there's your problem, champ! YOU'RE GAY!

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tip of the day: go for older slightly depressed chicks who are fiening for dick. they know what they want, and they will fuck your brains out, and then turn around and kick you out of their house, sending you home and on your way. :idea:

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Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

Julia- French, has a mustache on her chin, her feet are slighty faced away so she sort of looks like a penguin, her face is really fucked up, sorta looks like shes in pain24/7 or something..i dont even kno

 

i dont know but that gurl has potential.......and this is all what i read about tha last chick you were talkin about:

 

 

ANNIE- OMFG THE MOST....HOLY SHIT THIS GIRL HAS A SERIOUS........ASIAN ASS...WITH FEATURES......SHES FUCKING ME AT THE BUS STOP BEFORE......I RAN INTO HER [ASS] TODAY IN CHINATOWN WITH HER MOM...FUCKING [HER] ASS....

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naw it lead to wrestling

which could lead to making out

which could lead to your dick getting sucked

all how you work it

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