Abracadabra Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a British Naval ship and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 95. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95 IRISH Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision. BRITISH Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. IRISH Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. BRITISH This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. IRISH Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course. BRITISH THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Now wait for it, this is a classic.... IRISH We are a lighthouse. Your call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Lazy irish paddies... They should move their stupid lighthouse when the brits tell them to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 haha. fuckin pommies..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 i got a good laugh about that........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 I've heardthis like a million times and every time it's somebody different..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 hey, did u hear about the irish's latest invention? its a solar powered torch!! :lol: i really cant laugh, im part irish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 27, 2002 Author Share Posted November 27, 2002 Originally posted by sneak hey, did u hear about the irish's latest invention? its a solar powered torch!! :lol: i really cant laugh, im part irish haha, there's a million of em the inflatable dartboard the ejector seat in the helicopter the waterproof teabag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 brings back memories of school... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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