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Scientist Burns Penis with Hot Laptop

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LONDON (Reuters) - Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist didn't realize to what extent until he burned his penis.

 

The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.

 

He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it wasn't until he was examined by a doctor that he realized how much damage had been done.

 

"The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimeters (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal on Friday.

 

Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."

 

Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.

 

"This...story should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop in a literal sense," he added.

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"Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."

 

 

that ain't from no laptop.... quick thinking to throw off the wifey.

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Hell yeah those muthafuckas get hot. I got me one of those Titanium G4's and they are made of a metal..boy oh boy they get hot! I usually keep two or three 11x17 blackbooks underneath the laptop and I'm good to go.

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Hell yeah those muthafuckas get hot. I got me one of those Titanium G4's and they are made of a metal..boy oh boy they get hot! I usually keep two or three 11x17 blackbooks underneath the laptop and I'm good to go.

 

 

apples all in one titanium oven.

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heres how this all actually went down..dude was looking at porn on the net and beating off when his wife came in and he went to close the laptop quick slaming it into the computer...his wife stayed inteh basement for 1 hour doing laundry while he had to sit there with his doink in a computer geting burnt to pieces..his wife finally left..he finished beating it. the end.

 

note:i just made this up

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