Guest krie Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 pissin with a morning boner is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by rubbish heap may be true with pissing but.. shit, we have to poo too :idea: at the bar............:shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuzo Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by sweetcherry at least yall can do it standing up. i gotta sit down for that...and it sucks peeing in public toilets...ya gotta sit where lots of dirty assed people sit before...thats why i dont sit on public toilets i just kinda hoover in a sitting positon I have to fucking clean bathrooms sometimes at my job and it's fuckin chicks like u that shit on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 ....third shift ..24 hour gas station..4 in the morning....the only one daring enough to clean the womens bathroom.. i had to convince myself that somebody spilled red koolaid all over the seat and floor, and the throwup in the trashcan was......well my illusion shattered once i saw the throwup.. the horror but the whole time i worked there the womens bathroom was always the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by my mom buys my clothes i hate when the piss comes out in two different directions, like a sprinkler or something. so your gettin most of it in the toilet, but a little stream is still gettin all over you floor. i fuckin hate that. Hahaha....I hate that! Wonderful piece of machinery, the male penis..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 hell yeah, the morning wood is impervious to to movement of urine, damn near sprain my organ trying to make the bowl, before bed sessions are nice if only i cant get to sleep, which is very often:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Gah. Morning piss is good. Morning wood is no good unless you have a woman there to make use of it with a nice wake-up blowjob. Morning wood and morning piss does not work, except doing the lean method or forcing the bitch to point down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Kyuzo I have to fucking clean bathrooms sometimes at my job and it's fuckin chicks like u that shit on the floor i still dont understand lil kids' fascination with smearing shit all the bathroom stall/walls. does anyone else encounter this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by MOOGLE? at the bar............:shook: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 When i actually have to sit on a public toilt i dont drop my pants all the way. I just take them down enough so i can put my pant legs on the toilet so only my pants are touching the seat, not my bare legs or ass. It might make your pants kinda dirty but its way better than your bare skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 I used to have to walk home from my friends house late at night and I would always have to piss. I perfected the piss while walking trick. It was fun. I would see how long i could walk while pissing on the street. Make a big line down the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Fox Mulder i hate having morning wood and having to take a morning piss and it won't go down. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RASTAKINOVER Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 theres justa thread about everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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