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The "Morning Piss"

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There's no better feeling than the "Morning Piss."There's never been a morning where i've never had to piss.

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i know what youre saying.. damn that feels good. i just had one right now... ahhh

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Originally posted by ElemEnoPee1:

yo, how bout the "before bed jerk"? anyone else with this too?

 

yeah cuz the piss the next day is the fuckin' greatest...

 

 

 

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your ghetto if you pee in the shower...

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it sucks when i feel like jerkin, but i gotta piss instead.. i'm also madd thirsty in the morning.

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Originally posted by CoffeehouseFunkstar:

yo, it's all about the 45 degree lean..one hand on the wall baby

 

AHh hahah haha, nice visual there.

 

maybe you could just work on the arc...

 

 

[This message has been edited by AeRoS0ul (edited 06-21-2001).]

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not when your dick is stuck to your nuts and it's pointing in some funny direction. you just let loose all groggy and you piss on you leg. that's not cool. that just sucks...

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Morning wood sucks when you're trying to piss. You gotta either wait for that ish to go down, or you gotta stand on your head while you piss to get it into the toilet.

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Originally posted by ElemEnoPee1:

yo, how bout the "before bed jerk"? anyone else with this too?

only when i cant sleep. but back on urination. even when i gotta go, i wont get up cuz i know i wont be able to go back to sleep. i just hold it until i feel like getting up.

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what's really bad is those barely conscious mornings when all you know is youve gotta piss RIGHT NOW and when you do it shoots about 4 different directions. That'll wake you up quick.

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i hate when the piss comes out in two different directions, like a sprinkler or something. so your gettin most of it in the toilet, but a little stream is still gettin all over you floor. i fuckin hate that.

 

hahaha i hate that shit

 

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at least yall can do it standing up. i gotta sit down for that...and it sucks peeing in public toilets...ya gotta sit where lots of dirty assed people sit before...thats why i dont sit on public toilets i just kinda hoover in a sitting positon

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:yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

 

it's bad when u take the time to line the toilet seat, you feel good and sanitary, go to sit down, and come to find out there was a big drop of pisss still on the seat, making your ass wet w/ someone else's piss..oh god, the horror.

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