Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
DEE38

As Snoop would say "187 ON A MOTHA FUCKIN COP"

Recommended Posts

This is now the: Police Who Do Their Job Appreciation Thread.

 

*edit*

 

I got pulled over today for going "95+ mph" on the freeway. Fine, i'm sorry cop, shit. I've had drama at home about me not comming home straight after school like a good elementary student or someshit, so I was pretty hyped up about getting home early and impressing my "guardians" by not stopping anywhere, not visiting my boyfriend today, and just plain ol come home quick. 95mph quick. Then I get puled over. FINE. I was like, ok, great, I fucked up, everything isgoing to be alrite. But this white cop was ROUGH. I mean just fucking full of dick that I had tears in my big brown puppydog eyes.

 

First he goes..

"YOU KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO TO JAIL RIGHT?"

"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO JAIL? EVER BEEN TO JAIL?"

"IM ABOUT TO TAKE YOU TO JAIL RIGHT NOW!"

He's SCREAMING this to me while shoving his head in through my ride, getting all up in my face, scaring the fuck out of me.

"GIVE ME YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION..NOW, RIGHT NOW, YOURE ABOUT TO GO TO JAIL"

 

Im thinking. What the fuck this guy is scary.

So he goes in his pig mobile, wacks off for 10 minutes and comes back with a ticket saying I have to go to court on the 8th of January. He say's he would talk me to jail right now for reckless driving endangering the lives of woman and children or somebullshit, but he's going to be "NICE" and give me a citation or someshit. I can't even pay my way out of this like a normal ticket. I have to actually go to court. Then he says to bring my parents/owner of the vehicle. I explain that I don't like with them, and he gets mad telling me they better be there, and I tell them i'm from Hawaii and I go to school here, that's all. Then he gets nice, and asks what school I went to, and I tell him the Art School. Then he gets pissed off again cuz he probably wanted me to say something like "I GO TO UNLV, THAT PLACE IS NUMBER ONE!"...cuz his son probably is captain of the football team there or some shit. So then he goes on about how "YOU DIDNT SEE ME BACK THERE? YOU ALMOST PUSHED ME OFF THE BLAH BLAH BLAH" no dick, obviously i didnt.

 

So I drive away with tears in my eyes torn apart knowing how dissapointing this day was and how i'm gunna have to break the news to my strictass owners of me about how this dissapointment of a daughter/sister is even a bigger dissapointement cuz she has to go to "court". GAY. Its ok, really.

 

BUT, the thing is, I already bought my tickets for Hawaii, and my court date is before the time I go back. I totattly forgot about this. I would of told him if I remembered, but I didn't. What can I do? Do I have to spend 600bones to come back early? Or is there a way I can call and explain, and reschedule?

 

Shed some light.

 

I swear to god the music i was listening to influenced the pace in which i was driving.

 

*edit*

 

I am a bastard who could of seriously hurt people, Im a bad person. I will drive responsibly from now on (I promise)

^ and im not being sarcastic.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

fuck tha police and the 5-0 too...

 

sucks for you dee... but cheer up, there's always beer...

edit---------

 

dee... you can get out of a court date if yer out of the state... don't stress... just get it moved...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Thanks vinyl! thats what i was hoping i could do. I'll just call them or something, yes?

 

But anyway, I wonder what they'll do to me? I swear podrido had something to do with this. He called me yesterday bored while at driving school for some other driving crap. :: shakes fist ::

 

I'm ready to smoke a bowl or something.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest socrates

Call as soon as possible and see if you can get the date rescheduled and the name of the officer is on the ticket...i'll leave it at that

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

if this is yer first speeding ticket you should definately be able to go to traffic school and not even have it effect yer insurance... don't stress it...

 

move the court date, say you'll go to traffic school and no one cares...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest socrates

Also if it was a black cop or Latino one would that have made a difference.....admit it you did break the law, your mad becuase you got caught, to blame it on race is just an easy way out

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yeah this is my first speeding ticket, but the thing is.. he didn't even say it was a speeding ticket. He said it was reckless driving that endangered women and children and that he should take me to jail right now for it but will be nice and just send me to court. ?

 

I've had a ticket for running a red light, thats about it. It wasen't even red too those color blind faggots.

 

And Tor, it's not like Rodney King brutal and rough or anything, but damn, did he really have to scream at me? I mean damn.. im sorry I really am, i didnt mean to speed, but shit..... he reminded me of bootcamp sir yes sir type bitches. Sorry im just bitter. Its my fault really.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by socrates

Also if it was a black cop or Latino one would that have made a difference.....admit it you did break the law, your mad becuase you got caught, to blame it on race is just an easy way out

 

 

I know I did, sorry socrates, really. I dont know why the fuck I automatically had to say he was white. It doesn't matter, i know it doesnt. I'm not mad just bummed at myself. No it woulden't make a difference if that guy was my same race either.

 

He was probably having bad day, I was too.

 

Okay, now that I have vented.....

 

BEER FOR EVERYONE AND GIRLS ON TRAMPOLINES!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

like they say you can move a court date. call the court or go down there and talk to them dudes.

cops can be fairly anal. but dont let him ruin your day. hes gonna go home pissed and beat his wife and you can ummm light candles and sing blondie songs to a hairbrush in your underwear.

 

 

yeah. i should go to bed.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

haha T.T.! You got that right! Except that i'm singing Someday by the strokes and drinking some hot cocoa (with marshmellows).

 

Goodnite!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest socrates

Cops do like to beat their wives don't they...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest imported_Europe

^^

Its 8 am, so you should be up and out of bed by now TT.

 

Dee, you shouldnt worry, the worst part is over now.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by Europe

^^

Its 8 am, so you should be up and out of bed by now TT.

 

Dee, you shouldnt worry, the worst part is over now.

 

hahah, i just got off work at 7. its bed time for me.

oh, and i should email you, i might be arriving early.

 

oh and dee, thats a good album, i recently stole it and throughly enjoy it. track 2 is the best.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by T.T Boy

hahah, i just got off work at 7. its bed time for me.

oh, and i should email you, i might be arriving early.

 

oh and dee, thats a good album, i recently stole it and throughly enjoy it. track 2 is the best.

 

I saw it at Tower records two nights ago and told myself to come back to get it.. and I will. I REALLY like the cover, nice design... and I saw that bjork cd with all her dopest hits on them, nice fucking cover also.

 

Cold oat meal with milk... ink you eat like a queen. yum!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by ink Lunatic

mmm cold oatmeal.

GO TO BED>!

GO TO BED.!

 

hmmph.;)

 

hmmm me and kylie are watching frank pick up anonomus lovers online at the moment. gay people are funny. oh he broke 100 this summer alone. yeeeeeeesh.

 

 

sorry its completly offtopic.

 

oh and dee, the whole album is worth it. not one bad track on it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest FlamingHobo

speeding sucks..it kills too many people...you shouldn't do it...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

you should have kissed him. he would have been dumbfounded at what was going on and probably would have let you go with a warning. or you could have just shot him

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest willy.wonka
Originally posted by DEE38

I can't even pay my way out of this like a normal ticket.

 

i have 2 words for that....BOY FRIEND.

 

vegas cops are nazis.they get trained by satan.

 

and its strange that your court date is on my ex-girlfriends birthday.

 

oh, and it was Snoop Dog that said that.

 

take it easy DEE...like they said the worst is over...and if i was there and that cop started yelling at you like that, i would have seriously said and possibly done something.it would have been my pleasure.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

hey at least he didnt spear tackle you to the gound and drag you on your face for 20 metres in gravel and then knee your faCE as he broke your arms and throw you in a fucking crowded cell with sexually aggravated men

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×