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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

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HAHAHAHAHAHA:lol:

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Grandpa need Homers Kidney episode..

 

Homer is on the cruise ship with various random runaways.

After Homer explains he left his dad on his death bed..

 

 

French Guy - (in the thickest most stereotypical french accent you can imagine)

 

" I stole this accordian from a blind monk-ee, but pweh (spits) you disgust even ME"

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I FORGOT THE EPISODE

 

FAT TONY- JOHNNY TIGHT LIPS ARE YOU HURT?

JOHNNY TIGHTLIPS- I AINT SAYIN NUTHIN

FAT TONY- BUT WHAT WILL I TELL THE DOCTOR?

JOHNNY TIGHTLIPS- TELL HIM TO GO SUCK A LEMON.

 

HOMER THE FOOD CRITIC EPISODE

 

HOMER- I LIKEPIZZA I LIKE BAGELS I LIKE HOT DOGS WITH KETCHUP AND BEER ILL EAT EGGPLANT I COULD EVEN EAT A BABY DEER LA LA LA LA LA LA LA WHOSE THAT BABY DEER ON THE LAWN.

 

 

SAME EPISODE

SOME OTHER CRITIC

 

JOHN DEERE IS BRINGING OUT THE NEW LINE OF MOWERS SURPRISE SURPRISE THEYRE GREEN, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME TO GIVE JOHN DEERE A DEAR JOHN

(it was someshit like that)

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