IDrinkSprite Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Millhouse~ "Well Im glad to be back..Those Cap City kids dont think Im cool anymore....We were having a sleepover and A robber came and wet my bed..Then he folded the bed back into the couch and dissapeared into the night!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by krie@Feb 7 2005, 10:53 AM eddie: hey cheif, can i whole my gun like this tonight, makes me feel kinda cool cheif: well seeming its your birthday okay Quoted post Chief Wiggum said: "Anything you want birthday boy." in response to Lou asking if he could hold his gun like a rapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slum_one Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Heard this one 2nite This is the episode where Bart become's the heir to Burn's fortune. As Mr. Burns leaves the house just after they have singed the papers. Marge: You thinking what im thinking? Homer: Yeah, Lets push him down the stairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 the guys who do the voices of Homer and Mr. Burns on Conan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 "I haven't been president of the company since 1972. They fired me because our ideas clashed. That and I was funnelling funds to the Viet-Cong"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonik3000 Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Nasty business about that F. Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you forever. I'll pass your application on to *snicker* Brown! So, I want to download Simpsons episodes for free off the net and I don't know how. I have a Mac. Enlighten a fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 bidump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Lisa: "They called me a P.C. thug!" Homer: "I've been called a greasy thug, too... and it never stops hurting. So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neptizle1 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 homer: bart, i dont need to alarm you but ther may be a boogie man or boogie men in the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I don't know about favorite quote, but my favorite simpsons episode has always been the one where homer eats a psychedelic chili pepper at a bbq or something and he wigs and goes in search of his soulmate. lol Marge goes looking for him determining that he would probably head down hill (least resistance) and towards the light. She finds him at a lighthouse or something. Turns out Homers soulmate was Marge all along. lol dude was buggin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 director: i know how you feel, mr. simpson. I myself have spent years searching for my long-lost twin brother. homer: yeah yeah yeah. well, i wish i could help you, but we're looking for MY brother today. director: your brother could be anywhere. even ... detroit. homer: i know he could be anywhere, that's why i want you to narrow it down! please! director: you know, mr. simpson, if you ask me, the city of brotherly love isn't philadelphia, it's ... DETROIT homer: well, if you asked me, changing the subject makes you the most worthless, heartless excuse for a human being I ever... director: read between the lines, mr. simpson! homer: oh, i get it! okay. here's twenty bucks. now will you tell me where my brother lives? director: detroit mr. simpson. your brother lives in detroit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 steve french, are you the same dude that use to post on fark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 i dont have a clue what that is...so im gonna say no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
po it up Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 im an electric car, i dont go very fast or very far, and if you drive me....people will think you're gay. ::gay robots:: "one of us, one of us" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Bart: WHOAH, DAD! ...You Killed ZOMBIE FLANDERS! Homer: He was a Zombie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Captain McAllister: "Aarg, maytees....Open Seas..Nothing but clear sailing for us and our precious cargo..." Sailor: "You mean the hot pants?" Captain McAllister: " Aye...The Hot Pants.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 "Hello My name is Susan...I want to poke out your eye and make love to your skull." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 from the YVAN EHT NIOJ episode: lisa- what does it mean? homer- It doesn't mean anything! It's like 'ramalamadingdong' or 'give peace a chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 MR SPARKLE!!! konnichiwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullet Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by DETO@Feb 6 2005, 07:56 AM Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room. Quoted post Ths takes the cake lol'n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldust Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Wiggum- Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh better start with Greektown. Friday- That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside down. Wiggum- Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh bring back some of them uh gyros. Friday: Uh, Chief you're talking into your wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 "tastes like burning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Homer: Jebus?! but i dont believe in jebus.......save me jebus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeCrOpHeLiAc Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by stevefrench@Mar 21 2006, 02:53 PM director: i know how you feel, mr. simpson. I myself have spent years searching for my long-lost twin brother. homer: yeah yeah yeah. well, i wish i could help you, but we're looking for MY brother today. director: your brother could be anywhere. even ... detroit. homer: i know he could be anywhere, that's why i want you to narrow it down! please! director: you know, mr. simpson, if you ask me, the city of brotherly love isn't philadelphia, it's ... DETROIT homer: well, if you asked me, changing the subject makes you the most worthless, heartless excuse for a human being I ever... director: read between the lines, mr. simpson! homer: oh, i get it! okay. here's twenty bucks. now will you tell me where my brother lives? director: detroit mr. simpson. your brother lives in detroit. Quoted post Agagagagaga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: favorite SIMPSONS quote of all time? Ralph Wiggum when asked about his plans after graduating Elementary School: "I'm gonna live with underground Grandma!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Bart: [singing to the tune of "Popeye, the Sailor Man"] When I can't stop my fiddlin' I just takes me Ritalin I'm poppin' and sailin', man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkfux Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Manager: Do you like children? Homer: What do you mean, all the time? Even when they're nuts? Skinner: "You've just earned yourself 2 months detention. Theres no such this as Scotchtoberfest" Willie: "Theres not!!! YA USED ME SKINNER, YA USSSSED ME!!!!" Insurance guy - "This place Moe's. It's an establishment of some sort?" Homer's Brain - "Don't tell him you were at a bar" Homer - "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography." Homer's Brain - "Hee, hee. I would have never thought of that." Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? Homer: Never! Never, Marge! I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows! The dizzying highs! The creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called City Fathers who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?" "Its all comin up Millhouse!" Mother Simpson: [sings] How many roads must a man walk down / Before you can call him a man... Homer: Seven. Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question. Homer: OK, eight. Lisa: Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means? Homer: Do *I* know what "rhetorical" means? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 the beer baron episode detective: i'll catch you beer baron if its the last thing i do Homer: No you wont detective:yes i will homer: NOPE! TOMACCO episode Ralph: Daddy this taste like grandma chief wiggum: holy moly this does taste like grandma Ralph: i want more chief wiggum: me to! gimme a bushel or a bundel just gimme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Milhouse: Its just like Speed 2 except on a bus instead of a boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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