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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

"Oooooh.....I'll just die if Portugal doesn't win".......

 

"GALLIAGA PASSES TO AGUIALLA! BACK TO GALLIAGA! GALLIAGA HOLDS IT! HOLDS IT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDS ITTTT!!!!!"

 

Classic.

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Guest mikro137

homer: "whos that guy i bowl with , you know the black guy...."

marge: "you mean carl?"

homer to sherry bobbins "so you worked for carl eh..."

 

in refrence to her (sherry bobbins) working for some sort of king...

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^^^ working from the same episode.

 

grandpa simpson: "i think our umbrellas got switched....WEEE i never felt more alive!!.......zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

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NACHO NACHO MAAN!!!!!-Homer

Next time YOU can be the nacho man-Homer

It has come to my attention that NBC sucks-Homer

Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost ratings (Yo, yo! Hows it hangin everybody? Morning, Roy...Yeah, Hi roy!)

So long Superman-Barney

I ate all my caps-Ralph

I dress myself-Ralph

HA HA!-Nelson

Thank you for coming. See you in hell *BANG*-Apu

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hortence, the mule faced doll...

 

i'll vote for a third party.

go ahead, throw your vote awaaayyy...

 

sure you did rummy!

 

you look like milhouse-bart

now who pees the bed, milhouse??-milhouse to lisa

 

making teenagers depressed, its like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

you're cut too shushy!

 

mr. burns-how is you vacation going smithers, doing something gay no doubt.

 

who shot who in the what now.

 

the year was 1929, i was wearing an onoin on my belt, which was the sytle at the time.

 

yar, two glass eyes.

 

yar, i'm not attractive.

 

yar, this chair be high says i.

 

yar, not a looker among 'em.

 

every bounce brings us closer to god. catch me lord, catch me.

 

don't cry for me, i'm already dead.

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Guest krie

haha dam, i just sore a new episode here in aus and its hilarious. rolling stones were in it and homer and crew go to rock camp haha its a larf.

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'jewish? im not jewish'

 

yes i know they repeated the episode last weekend

but it was even more funny the second time

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somethin like

 

-you dont cuddle with max powers you strap your self in and feel the cheese-

 

and i like the one where his art/fireplace hits a car so he turns the rear view mirror so he is looking at deer and he then comes releived

 

that show needs to be on more often i remember for a while it was on like 5 times a day

i also remeber when it was only on thursdays back when was a spittenupgerberfunk

 

 

oh yea and where marge comments on his anger problem he says something like -im not angry im just passionate-

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Guest sneak

homer: "hellllllo, my name is Mr Buuurns, i believe you have a package for me?"

 

clerk: "sure, whats your first name?"

 

homer: "i dooont know"

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Guest sneak

willy: "lunch lady dorris, hae ye got any grease?"

 

l.d "yes, yes i do"

 

willy: "well, greasy me uop then lady"

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best thread EVER

 

i cant remember exactly how this one goes but where homer is riding in a car with Burns and says something about not being easily impressed then he turns around and excitedly says"ooh a blue car!"

 

Milhouse:passes note up to nelson

Nelson:reads the note...it says"guess who likes you"so he turns around

and milhouse gives him a faggy wave...hahaha

 

the episode where the kids get snowed in the school...and homer gets flanders to go save the kids and they are driving on they're way to get there... not being able to see anything and homer hits somethingand says very loudly"i hope it was flanders"...shit cracks me up

 

...the one where bart and lisa are being lazy asses sittingupside down on the couch bothering marge for money going "ding ding ding ding ding" and homer runs by yelling "ice cream man, ice cream man":lol:

 

last one...homer and abe are selling that sex potion shit and he says"im tired of all these get rich quick schemes, im gonna get rich with this scheme...and quick!" also when they are going out to other towns to sell it and they stop at the farm where homer grew up...and when they get out of the car homer gets all excited and says "lets go see if the hot dog tree i planted is there"

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ralphie: Thats where i saw the leprachaun. He tells me to buuurn things.

 

that one episode with stan lee where bart makes the angry dad comic and homer is chewing on the sofa when he gets pissed.:lol:

 

* edit

 

when homer works for Scorpio and bart goes to the remedial class.

 

canadian kid: I'm from canada. They think I'm slow, eehh.

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the episode where homer has a crayon in his brain

Dr-Homer you have a crayon stuck in your brain

Homer-(points to stomach and says) I have a crayon....in my brain....

Dr-(takes homers hand and points it at his head)

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