Guest jarryd Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 "it was the worst of times, it was the BLURST of times? STUPID MONKEYS!" i forget... the episode... and everything... but i remember that quote lol [This message has been edited by jarryd (edited 06-17-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 "it was the worst of times, it was the BLURST of times? STUPID MONKEYS!" That was when mr burns was making a bunch of monkeys type stories or something ------------------ Di Stile Tecnica Prima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 i cant remember the episode, but when it just randomly goes to lenny and carl and then carl says "hey lenny, sending some outgoing mail?" lenny: "you know it!!" carl: "yeah, ill probably send some tomarrow" lenny: "I hear that!" then they high five Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charles_bronson Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 i love the blust quote. i have made blurst a staple in my vocabulary. heres one that i like... Lt. Storm: "we have three types of advertising; subliminal, bliminal and superbliminal." Lisa: "super bliminal?" Lt Storm: (yelling out a window to lenny and carl) "hey! join the navy." Lenny and Karl: "ok." heres another one... "you must find the jade monkey before the next blue moon." "sir, we found the jade monkey. it was in the glovebox" "and the ice scraper and the road maps." "yep thoes were there too." "excelent. everything in falling into place." ------------------ xxxstraightedgexxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comp Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 Weather guy:The winter wonderland has now been renamed to a "class 3 kill storm" marge:oh i don't like the sound of that class 3, how are the kids going to get home? homer: i dunno, internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 Originally posted by Comp: Weather guy:The winter wonderland has now been renamed to a "class 3 kill storm" marge:oh i don't like the sound of that class 3, how are the kids going to get home? homer: i dunno, internet? lol i never saw that one lol lol hahahahahahahaha ------------------ "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me" -nas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill clinton Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 "bart, i dont mean to alarm you but there might be a boogie man or boogie men in the house" then homer is chilling behind a coffie table with a double barrel shot gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 This is my alltime favorite. When Sideshow Bob tries to kill Krusty for the last time: Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today. But instead, we've got the next best thing! It's the Stingy and Battery show! They bite. And light. And bite and light and...yatta, yatta, you know what I'm talking about. (Drops scorpion) Uh oh! Bart: You can't kill Krusty: he made you what you are. Without him, you wouldn't even be called Sideshow! Bob: Grrrr. Krusty: [hears noise, stops singing] What the hell is that, a lawnmower? [looks out window, sees plane] Yiaaah! Bart: Get out of the way, Krusty! Krusty jumps through the window. The plane takes awhile to get there. Krusty: (Lights a cigarette) What is the freaking holdup? Bob: Die, Krusty, Die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 Originally posted by phax: [b that was on the shelbyville episode with the lemon tree...[/b] "Step over this line and I'll kick your butt....at nintendo." ------------------ You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILLMATIC Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 "El Yo-Yo es grande"---> guy in the bee suit "Ther Ther shut up boy"---> Homer responding to Bart LISA "Why are you laughing you dont even know what they are saying" HOMER "because they talk funny and dress diferently than me" About homer watching indian television Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 "she takes premium dude!, premium!!!" snake. "according to the gastromentograph the secret ingrediant is..... love!! whos been screwing with this thing??" professor frink. "after evaluating millions of peices of data in the blink of an eye, the gambletron 200 says the winner is.. Cincinati by...200 points!!!???? why you worthless hunk of junk!" professor frink ------------------ who let the dogs out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neahs_number Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 "why i otta!!!!!!!!!" -homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 Originally posted by Daze One Million: "Go Banana!" - Raulph On the bus when they were rolling fruit to go to the island ahahahaha I remember that one... I thought that was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Firetruck Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 Allright rummy, where'd ya pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger slingin suds on the side? Uh... yes? here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raels Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 The episode where a hamster was being "operated" on in an emergency room .. and when the hamster doesn't pull through, he's tossed by the doctor into a trash can with one of those miniature basketball hoops. Classic. Also the time-travel-toaster episode where homer begins beating the shit out of everything after he keeps screwing up the future. *Not exactly quotes but dope anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 Originally posted by Daze One Million: "Go Banana!" - Ralph On the bus when they were rolling fruit to go to the island Thats the best. Ralph generally has the funniest ones everytime he is in a episode. Ralph: "My cats breath smells like catfood" Ms. Hoover: "Ralph, go to sleep" Ralph: Yeaiih, thats were I'm a viking!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Firetruck Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 oh, and the correct spelling is: TRAMMAMPOLINE... like saxamaphone, or oboemabone... I fell of the monkeybars and when I woke up, I was in here... I'm from Canada and people think I'm slow, eh... I start FIRES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 this isn't my favorite, but I laughed so hard at last nights episode when Lisa's shoved in her locker and she looks over and millhouse was in his with Ralph, and Ralph says "we're a totem pole. HiYa HiYa HiYa HiYa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comp Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 Homer: "What are you gonna do? call the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouthes so when they bark they shoot bees at you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 lousy Smarch weather... ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 "Me fail English? Thats unpossible!" "Hmmm, sacrilitious." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 sharp jagged rocks hitting me with their jags- homer and the one about dogs that bark and shoot bees at you, my memory wont do it justice. and ralph saying "supernintendo chalmers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 Originally posted by Smart: lousy Smarch weather... Homer: "Do not touch -Willie" "Huh, makes sense." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 Willy: Eh, sorry I'm late, but me mule died... took me a half an hour to drag the bullet riddled carcass out of the pool... and who could forget: I 'ate yer little dog and I 'ate the mess he left on me rug too! or: Grease me up woman! I'm goin' in! Aaagh! Somebody save me from the wee turtles!! SAVE ME JEEBUS! ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 Originally posted by Smart: Willy: and who could forget: I 'ate yer little dog and I 'ate the mess he left on me rug too! You missed the rest of that quote: Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him! I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'! So, I gave him to the church. Bart: Ohh, I see. You hate him, so you gave him to the church. Willy: Aye. I also ate the mess he left on me rug! Ya heard me! [This message has been edited by -Rage- (edited 06-19-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroy1 Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 Originally posted by Zes: He has excellent can control!- In the shellbyville episode, with the lemon tree hell yeah that was the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krasnoludek Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 "Yeah, you know how you scum" italian waiter in the Krusty and the mafia episode. good times.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 "you kissed a girl?!? thats so gay!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerk182 Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 "IN YOUR FACE SPACE COYOTE!" homer to the talking (johnny cash voiced) coyote he halucinates to when he eats the guatemalan insanity pepper. that might be the best episode ever. or maybe the one where homer gets fucked by the panda. that was probably the most sexual episode they ever made. they dont show it much. you guys agree? ------------------ Fuck art, We kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 1, 2001 Share Posted October 1, 2001 here we go again... Homer: So I says, green M&M, red M&M,.. they all come out the same color in the end... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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