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Guest willy.wonka

what do you look like part 3

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Guest willy.wonka

im about 4'2"

394 lbs

straight black hair with golden tips

birthmark on myface

a cluster of pimples behind my ear

both of them

i have mud on the back of my neck thats apart of my skin now..

when i swet it turns into a greyish color and softens

people call me "HOTASS"

my favorite pair of pants are a doo doo green color and its the only pair that really fits me

i would grow a beard, but im stuck with patches

i have some tits and my butt is tight and small.

i have buckteef with both of my K-9's missing and my wisdome are comin out snaggle tooh style

and a mole on my eyelid that keeps me from opening my eye all the way.

on my back the scars still show from when i used to scratch during my chickenpox

 

my dick goes out to about a half inch and my balls are very big.very very big.

 

im beautiful

 

:eek:

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i'm an old man with rickety bones from years as a professional in the world of "extreme masturbation" (check out next year's x-games. it took a while, but the world is catching up). i dress in armani suits (custom made), have my hair slicked back, and my hitler moustache is coming through nicely.

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Guest mikro137

i wear a belly shirt that says "project chick"

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Guest duffman

kettie cat that aint funny...

 

that shit hurts....

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I'm really hairy. I mean REALLY hairy. Kinda like teen wolf, only I don't play basketball and I'm not in high school, but definitely hairy. I'm also around 7 1/2 feet tall.

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asian

 

6' 8"

 

rocking the mullet

 

i have braces

 

i shave my nipples

 

umm...i also have a minor case of acne on my back.

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I am 6' tall and have size 5 feet, so i trip a lot

i also have a chick mustache and a uni-brow that i bleach but u can see it when u get up close

i have short dyed green hair that sometimes is orange depending on my mood.

my friends always say i am "large and in charge"

i have a fondness for doc martin creepers and pink flowered shirts. i think that this obnoxious pattern will help disguise the fact i only have one boob. (i had to have a masectomy) but i'm eagerly anticipating my prosthetic replacement so i can be a true woman again.

 

i think i am beautiful!

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Originally posted by duffman

kettie cat that aint funny...

 

that shit hurts....

 

 

I'm not joking...it seriously happened....its a lil scar b/c I have a good plastic surgeon.

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I don't like these threads... with the exception of Mamerro's awesome picture.

 

I like the mystery of not knowing what a person looks like. I'd rather have a mental picture of what I think you're like, which is probably better than the real you anyways.

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Originally posted by duffman

kettie cat that aint funny...

 

that shit hurts....

 

trust me i know that. my cousins dog ate the left side of my face. and it was a week and a half before my first communion to make it worse. but i never got any scars left from it.

 

anyways i'm 6 feet tall.

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Guest YinzerXpress

im cute, but ugly at the same time, not too short not too tall, and when i wear shorts my unit hangs out the bottom making for interesting conversation with the ladies naimean?......

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Guest mikro137
Originally posted by YinzerXpress

im cute, but ugly at the same time, not too short not too tall, and when i wear shorts my unit hangs out the bottom making for interesting conversation with the ladies naimean?......

 

by your unit are you refering to your vibrator? you dildo!

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Guest YinzerXpress

no not that one, the other one i onyl wear when i dress up right?

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Guest 455

people say that I kinda look like a cross between the fool from MAD magazine and Mike D. from the Beastie Boys........whatever.I am hungover right now....and my head hurts.

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