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Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation

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Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation

 

WASHINGTON, DC—Seeking to stem a four-year decline in freaky Yolandas throwing they titties on U.S. glass, U.S. Sen. Mix-A-Lot (B-WA) introduced sweeping new putting-'em-on-glass legislation Tuesday.

 

"Now listen up, Uncle Sam

I wanna see soul sistas pressin' that ham

Make me say damn

I wanna rear-end 'em

So I'm callin' a Senate referendum

Bounce by the ounce don't make no fun

I'll take 'em by the ton, son," Mix-A-Lot said.

 

"Don't hand this bill down to no committees

'Cause Mix don't wait on monster titties

Note to my colleague Tom Daschle

That if the babies be gettin' bashful

No melons droppin' on my windshield

So get them nudie laws repealed."

 

Mix-A-Lot then gave props to the authors of H.R. 1610, from which several key clauses were sampled.

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Guest sneak

01

first

eine

uno

numero uno

fizzirst

 

u know im no 1

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Guest YinzerXpress

^^^^^ actually yu were number 2.....dos and what have you.....^^^^^

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Guest sneak

alrite then

 

02

two

dos

numero dos

 

cough*cunt*cough

 

lol

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by Kilo7-

ok kids,

let's not turn such a serious and important topic into a 'first fight'.

 

ok then?

 

sigh.

 

haha, yea cool ting

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for all the 12oz, honeys... Put 'em up against the glass! (of the computer monitor)

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i <3 the onion.

i read that one today.. i'm going to memorize the lyrics so next time i hear the song i can sing the proper words.

 

..not that i'll ever hear the song again.

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wow... it took 12 replies before juggernaut pointed out that it was the onion.

 

where do the rest of you go for news?

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geez :rolleyes:

how dumb do you think i am that i didn't erealize there is no 'senator mix-a-lot'

 

 

there's a fuckin onion article stickied to the top of channel zero fa cryin out loud

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bump for titties on glass.

all you little johnny come lately slow poke firsties fags better shut da fuck up with you whining or else Pistol is gonna come out of retirement from the firsties game and regulate on all youse bustaz.

if i was still doing it you 56k fags wouldn't have a chance @ firsties.

 

word is bond.

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