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Originally posted by ilikeskulls.

my ex girlfriend seemed to have a thing for hitting me in the balls...shit wasn't cool.she thought it was funny....girls are evil.

 

wow my ex did the same thing... to get back at her id punch her boob.

hard.

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Guest krie

one time wen i was younger, i stood on this dog's tail by accident , and the owenr went nuts and she kickt me in the nuts

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this chick once pulled my pants up cause i was sagging and they caught then just wrenched up into my nuts, i fell to the ground and the dumb bitch leans on my knees crushing them once more...i lost my voice for an hour and my face was beat red till about then too.

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Guest krie

yea a few times..hurts alot, feels like ur nuts went up into ur body about 30cm's

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yeah ...had a neighbor girl that thought it was funny to see...constantly had to protect the frontline when she was around....

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what's cool is when you're rollerblading and you over-judge the 16 set rail and you land on your junk and slide all the way down on your shit twice.

 

i've landed on my balls so many times i couldn't count them if you paid me.

 

SPF, welcome to sterile city

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Guest spec

yeah, it's always a good laugh when someone else takes a blow to the nuts... but when your number's up the fun all ends

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Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS

first time i met my stepdad

me, answering door:

would you like a chicken mcnugget?

stepdad, thinking i went to mcdonalds: yeah sure

me: punch to the balls, take off running

stepdad: very mad!

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