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haha...yeah, when i was younger and used to ride my bike a lot. sometimes when i would go to jump on the seat my nut would get kind of stuck under my thigh and id end up landing on it when i hit the seat.....

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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hell ya man bikeing and skateboarding........ damn hardflips...... if you fuck up doing a hardflip or attempting an impossible off of sumtin and the boards between your legs ouch......... but it dont hurt that much after a few times!

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skateboarding.. went black and blue for a bit.. worst pain ever..

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Originally posted by Siris:

hell ya man bikeing and skateboarding........ damn hardflips...... if you fuck up doing a hardflip or attempting an impossible off of sumtin and the boards between your legs ouch......... but it dont hurt that much after a few times!

 

Hahaha...sounds like something might be wrong!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//wink.gif'>

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I got kneed there when I was six. I had my hand in my pants the whole fucking day and my teacher kept asking me if something was wrong. I pissed some blood when I got home too.

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Originally posted by Inept:

I got kneed there when I was six. I had my hand in my pants the whole fucking day and my teacher kept asking me if something was wrong. I pissed some blood when I got home too.

 

ewww, you had a "dude-period"

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who hasnt? my little sister almost kicked me sterile. bikes. balls are vulnerable to an attack by anything.

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ever burn off your face spitting fire?

 

i have =)

 

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Originally posted by Serkoff:

skateboarding.. went black and blue for a bit.. worst pain ever..

 

 

I bagged myself doing a handrail... scary shit

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Originally posted by Gouged out 3rd Eye:

who hasnt? my little sister almost kicked me sterile. bikes. balls are vulnerable to an attack by anything.

 

 

very true.

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when i was little i was riding my bike and did a little jump off of a bump in the road, missed the seat and landed on the unprotected bar...needless to say i was basically parylized for a minute or two and rode stiff as a board unable to control until i managed to fall over into a neighbors yard...the kids across the street laughed at me...ill never forgive those bastards http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>

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fuck one time my sister hit me with a flag pole in the balls cause i kept calling her fat ass.. fuk i still feel the pain thinking about it!!

 

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i am about to beat my girl cause i think she is becoming a slut! well mabey not mabey i will turn her in to one

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Originally posted by etro:

fuck one time my sister hit me with a flag pole in the balls cause i kept calling her fat ass.. fuk i still feel the pain thinking about it!!

 

 

hahahaha why the hell did she have a flag pole??

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hell yeh, but don't remind me

many a times from skateboarding,my little brother,other outdoor activities,...masturbation.....uh......well..nevermind...

 

-the sad thing is nobody can really do anything for the pain in yer pants-yeh an advil but whats that going to do!!!

well some ice.....

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Guest ilikeskulls.

my ex girlfriend seemed to have a thing for hitting me in the balls...shit wasn't cool.she thought it was funny....girls are evil.

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Originally posted by DankLordz

ever burn off your face spitting fire?

 

i have =)

 

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"pound the shit out of all that control the masses of their rightful sanity..designate the powers of intrusion...grade a plot- bury all authority."

 

 

Yes. I have.

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