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I'm a psychiatric nurse. I take care of mentally ill teenagers and don't get paid nearly enough, let me tell you.

 

Then I come home and spend all night typing shit on this computer and drink Carlo Rossi.

 

On the weekends, I disappear into the World Of Alternative Hobo Identities. Sort of like Clark Kent slipping into a phone booth.

 

In some ways, I liked my life better when I was poor, uneducated and a big slacker.

 

Then I grew up and realized if I didn't get on the stick, I was in deep shit.

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Guest i create destruction

electrician. i draw pentagrams on the plumbers' work trucks, steal mexican candy from the taco truck, correct spelling errors in port-o-potties, and work five hours but get paid for eight. best job ever.

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I work at the Consumer Value Store of my nearby hometown area.

I work as a merchandise replenishment technician and occasionally

traverse into the world of operation of register functions. I work as and

get paid like a man or woman of mexican descent and am currently

plotting the murders of my bosses. I am poor, and have a bad job.

 

 

 

Fuck you.

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right now im on disability because of my halloween accident. i havent walked for almost 2months and i still got another 3 months until i do walk. collecting checks is kinda cool, but i still wish i was working. prior to accident and hopefully after, i work at the bestest shoestore in s.f.!!.. we're number one!

 

this means i have more awesome shoes than even u pgw.

than anyone for that matter.

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I'm a police officer currently working on a graffiti vandalism ring in ____that has costs the _____ millions of dollars of damage. Not! No, Seriously, I am but you are all too stupid to take it seriously so please, keep on telling me what the fuck you guys work as, more info the better, and dont lie.

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Certified crackhead. Partime therapist (To the girls I get skeezed up). Yeah, and I deliver newpapers and work at the Club as well. Fuck a promoting, I'm a bartender.

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im a cop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tricked ya!

 

i work at a local supermarket...soo boring it is

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