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Guest dephyone

the ROBOCOP/CTRL ALT DLT interview/

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CTRL ALT DLT: If you were general of an army of gorilla/human hybreds what would your first mission be?

 

ROBOCOP: probably to rape and pilliage suburban america

 

CTRL ALT DLT: haha, you said you wanted to rape america

 

ROBOCOP: haha

 

ROBOCOP: how long have you hated cats, and what made you hate them to begin with?

 

CTRL ALT DLT : first off, i want to say that the rumours of my father being a cat are totally false. to answer your question, i have hated them since 3rd grade when my teacher Mrs. Fielding brought her cat in. I swear that thing was trying to turn me to the devil. I learned then that I had to kill them all.

 

ROBOCOP: word.

 

CTRL ALT DLT: If you could go back in time, where, when and why?

 

ROBOCOP: i would probably go to the begining of all time and see to it that there would be no such thing as cats, and so that all the women would want me and be super group sluts fot IOKS

 

CTRL ALT DLT: good answer

 

ROBOCOP: thanks

 

ROBCOP: if you were a supercomputer humanizoid what would be the first thing you did?

 

CTRL ALT DLT: Save 12oz from all the punks that ruin it, then id play some "searching for the perfect beat" and do the robot

 

CTRL ALT DLT: name the most annoying person on 12oz

 

ROBOCP: hmm.. i would have to say, for the newschool 12oz probably payroll

 

ROBOCOP: but oldschool, probably that EDG kid i doubt any one remembers him

 

CTRL ALT DLT: payroll's abortion appointment is coming up. ioks need to rally for that shit

 

ROBOCOP: so, how many times have you traveled to a paralel universe, and what was your favorite thing that you did?

 

CTRL ALT DLT: 4 and 1/2 time. im heading back home soon actually. my favorite thing was when i was on Planet Babealon. my ship crashed and i had to fuel by having sex with the women of the planet.....oh wait that was a porno i saw...

 

ROBOCOP: haha.

 

CTRL ALT DLT: how many chucks can a wood chuch chuch if a a woodchuch can chuch wood?

 

ROBOCOP: i would say about 15... but it depends on the wood, and the chucks teeth.. i learned about this once, but i for got what my teacher said i was too busy staring down her shirt.

 

CTRL ALT DLT: hahaha, ioks pimpin the teachers

 

ROBOCOP: how many teachers did you hook up with in preschool?

 

CTRL ALT DLT: in preschool, i actually only had 1 teacher that i got with. but i also got with my friends moms. lots of nice young milfs when your in preschool, know what i mean

 

ROBOCOP: nice.

 

CTRL ALT DLT: as an ioks elite member, what is your personal favorite tool for eliminating evil?

 

ROBOCOP : hmm.. thats a tricky one, ive actually been working on a new weapon, its a furry mouse on a string, but when its introduced to a little pressure it opens up into a ball of red hot razors. its a good time.

 

CTRL ALT DLT: Very intereseting

 

ROBOCOP: if there was a way that you could have sex with any woman you wanted to would you kill 45 people to get that, and how would you do it?

 

CTRL ALT DLT: 45 people?? of course, i can think of 45 people on 12oz alone that need to be aborted. since its a mass abortion, i would probably need to set a trap. probably announce something like, Saber is painting a production with Espo at this location at this time...

 

ROBOCOP: niceness

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i actually read that shit!! these guys are off the meat rack!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh i put a fire pon a cat!!(use your kool jamaican accent):D

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Guest willy.wonka

fuck, i wish i had an interview.. i woud fuc shit up.

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