Guest mikro137 Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 yeah ummm im watching tonites episode right now. its pretty beat. horatio sanz and chris kattan are carrying the show in my opinion. remeber will farrel , when he had a semi not shitty cast. remeber the bill brasky sketches? huh? do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 no, not really, i'm usually not home at 1230 on a saturday, but SNL has been lame for years. Every time I catch it it holds my attention for about 7 minutes then i wait for the news section to come on with that tina chick and that jimmy guy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 i heard the fat greek woman is on the show tonight...no wonder it sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 nah, they just gotta drop all the non funny people and get new shiny funny ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del i heard the fat greek woman is on the show tonight...no wonder it sucks true dat. but even when they had shitty hosts in the past , and at least farley , spade sandler , etc etc... etc because the cast could save em. im not a buff of this show , sorry i didnt mention the older casts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 don't get rid of jimmy falon. he's cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 fuck jimmy fallon. he sucks. at everything. period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 bill brasky is a son of a bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aichs47 Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 the good ole day when eddie and chris were on the show!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 fuck that bill brasky shit. it was almost as bad as the "you likea da sauce?" bullshit. repetition is what always kills SNL. It'll bounce back in a few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 no comment is my comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
who is xeo Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Jimmy Fallon = Wannabe Adam Sandler The Guitar singing and the moving acting hands are just a bit too much to have been making up my himself so in my opinion i believe jimmy fallon is jockin dat fo0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 It has sucked lately....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Originally posted by fr8lover bill brasky is a son of a bitch! ohhh shit youre my best freind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 "The jewish league of greater seattle has finally been stopped" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 YOU SIR, DESERVE TO DIE. SNL 4 LIFE. i do miss will ferrel though ;/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Saturday Night Live is wack.......actually,late night TV is stupid-unless you're watching Conan or Howard Stern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 I haven't watched SNL in like 3 years maybe. It sucks so much ass now it's rediculous. I can't stand any of the no talent fucks that are there now. Is Tracy McGrady still on? Becasue if he is he should get out of there pronto.....funniest cast member ever...... Mad TV is a million times funnier. That dude that does all the impersonations is fucking hilarious......what's his name?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 "What does mama say about vain little boys?" "Vain little boys grow up to be homosexuals." http://www.marua.com/storm/stuart/photos/cap_01.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 http://www.nitronic.com/burstpanel/h-foley.jpg'> Well la de-freakin' da! ever since will ferrel left i don't bother watching it. I never did before that anyway, but he held it togather. I watch re-runs on comedy central. That's about all they show anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 "Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!" "Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!" "Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!" "One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'" "He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!" "His poop is used as currency in Argentina." "He sweats Gatorade" "He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health." "He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!" "I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury." "He sheds his skin once a year." "He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia." "He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!" "I once saw him eat a whole live chicken." "His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson." "He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that." "Bill Brasky was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!" "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'" "Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese." "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road." "He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child." "They found $60 in change in his stomach." "He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie." "He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault." "Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'" "They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep." "He date raped David Bowie." "He once inhaled a seagull." "The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress." "It was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane." "He once had sex with a cigarette machine." "He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident." "He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel." "He once ate the Bible while water skiing." "He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls." "He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!" "You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!" "He has dandruff the size of mice!" "He jogged with a fridge on his back!" "Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!" "His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk." "He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi." "He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen." "He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million." "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle." "We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it." "Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart." "He has a toenail on the end of his penis." "Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms." "Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong." "Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool." "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews." "He breastfeeds John Madden." "Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that." "If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'" "They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium." "Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels." "All the 'Yes' album covers are Brasky family photos." "He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom." "Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime." "Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'" "Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films." "He thinks then iron man is gay." "He framed Roger Rabbit." "The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men." "He gave a handjob to a manta ray." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 hahahahahaha^^^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Is Tracy McGrady still on? Becasue if he is he should get out of there pronto.....funniest cast member ever...... uh, no, he left to pursue a basketball career with the Orlando Magic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeDaddy Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 http://www.hbo.com/comedy/img/livin2.gif'> reebok pumps and starter jackets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 The Simpsons need to be put to sleep, if anything. SNL needs better scouts or some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Originally posted by ese fuck that bill brasky shit. it was almost as bad as the "you likea da sauce?" bullshit. repetition is what always kills SNL. It'll bounce back in a few years. don't even talk about repetition without mentioning that garbage show Mad TV. I swear, that is the worst sketch show to ever hit the air - except maybe that Canadian new show The Holmes Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppa.k Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 its not about the actors.. they need to wipe the whole creative department and all the writers. they're trying to hang on to the old SNL style and vibe and whatnot but its not working. let me do it.. i'll fire everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Originally posted by Weapon X The Simpsons need to be put to sleep, if anything. SNL needs better scouts or some shit. i dunno man , tonites episode wasnt too bad. then again i am a simpsons junkie.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Originally posted by Weapon X don't even talk about repetition without mentioning that garbage show Mad TV. I swear, that is the worst sketch show to ever hit the air - except maybe that Canadian new show The Holmes Show. mad tv fell off after the first year or two. that stewart shit is retarded. agree with you all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Originally posted by Smart uh, no, he left to pursue a basketball career with the Orlando Magic... Ha! What the hell was his name then?? Tracy Morgan, that's it....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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