Guest me IS cool Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 .... and as he searched for blood and "poo" he couldn't find any so he decided to smoke crack out of his 3 foot tall bong..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssAyEmEe3 Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 however while smoking out of this crack pipe, he began to have very bad hallucinations. In these hallucinations, he saw a very old chinese man. http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/kids/jackiechan/images/uncle_.gif'> oooooone moooooore thing.. He also began to see very small dancing leprechauns name wanda. Oh the joys of crack were realized by him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Clyde soon learned that a crack habit was expensive. After pawning all of his prized possessions off, he was still left with an uncontrollable urge to hit the pipe. So he turned to Hansel....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 .....so he sed to hansel : ill blow u off for 20 bucks..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SerialRapisT Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Hansel said "What the fuck! You use to suck me harder than that crack pipe once a week!" Irritated but obliged to get a good nut off; Hansel flipped over the boulder he kept his wallet under and thumbed through the bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 he then saw a small hole that lead to his wallet and a dirt stain on clydes shoulder..he knew then that clyde has been stealing money..in a heat of rage HANSEL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 bent over and took a boiling shit all over Clyde. Clyde was furious at first, then... http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/237.jpg'> " :) " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 clyde ate all of the feces and asked for more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 hansel was all out of boil shits so they decided to skip to the baseball park to see if Daniel the upside-down cross salesman was there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 Daniel the upside down cross salesman was in fact there. As Clyde and Hansel rolled up he sat smoking pcp and drinking etchbath cause he liked the way it makes his martini glass's look...Clyde asked to hit the pcp and Hansel promptly shoved Clyde up his ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 and he wasnt and hansel ended up in my bathroom looking for goldbond while i was shitting, i got frightened and blew hansels brains all over my bathroom mirror. rip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 your stories are cool,but they're starting to suck. when Hansel saw that Daniel was there...Hansel bit his fucking head off and spit it at Clyde...Clyde then saw the terrible effects of crack and that he has been hanging around a giant bear for the past 20 years and ran home to his wife and children...leaving Hansel the bear to journey alone...searching note:if you see that someone has continued the story in your place...please erase your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka when Hansel saw that Daniel was there...Hansel bit his fucking head off and spit it at Clyde...Clyde then saw the terrible effects of crack and that he has been hanging around a giant bear for the past 20 years and ran home to his wife and children...leaving Hansel the bear to journey alone...searching hansel is dead.:spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 for more crack. but because he was all cracked up, someone shot him in the face, and didnt know he was dead, so he went on to live a life of a cracked up bear with a hole in his face who didnt know he was dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG for more crack. but because he was all cracked up, someone shot him in the face, and didnt know he was dead, so he went on to live a life of a cracked up bear with a hole in his face who didnt know he was dead word is born. "i never want to blow up/ cause i never want to fall off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 the bear walked the streets,looking for a friend...there at a corner..he bumped into a young girl named ALICE.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka the bear walked the streets,looking for a friend...there at a corner..he bumped into a young girl named ALICE.. he found alice's young nubile body quite tempting so he raped her bear style, cut her stomach out, and threw her in a dumpster. he continued his journey down the street and met up with a fellow named Emurse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 who was out on a coke run, scored a ball, and went with the other guy back to his place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG who was out on a coke run, scored a ball, and went with the other guy back to his place then he sat at his computer with him and posted posts of nonsense on websites based around graffiti. Emurse then remembered that he had 1000mg's of hydrocodone in his bedroom and he proceeded to go sniff it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 is drugs all you know?take it to another level/// hansel seeing that his life was based on drugs,he became a bear of living fire and grew 10 feet taller..he burst out the window and ran the streets,causing terror...goerge bush didnt like this terror,so he sent his wife out...that nobody knows about to stop the 20ft bear of flames.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 downhill. from here, on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 the first lady...mrs.bush sniffed a line out of georgy boys super stash and became quik and fierce...water shot out of her butt... HANSEL then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 saw one of the guns in icebergs post and copped hiw own pdw and made light work of miss bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 hansel then recruited the work of 7,000 killer penguins and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 killed off all US forces and authority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 THE RETURN OF CLYDE Clyde,with his wife and children saw this on the news....feeling patriotic he put on his super human outfit that looked like regular hillbilly overalls and rode his majestical flying pig to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 graceland.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 where he engaged in hot passionate anal sex with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 a zombie version of elvis i wont do another one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Willy Wonka I'm watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory on TV right now!, I swear, their in that scene that the grandfather and the boy are drinkin some kind of a dope ass antigravitational liquor, and their floating and spinning an shit, oh no, the kid is gonna go through the fan!!!, help him! someone help him!!! alright he got down... damn I love this movie. Euro people dont "write", they "draw" hahahaha... my bad, dont take it seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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