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wale interviews bitchroll... i mean payroll

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wale: ok mr.payroll whats your story?

PAYROLL PIMPISH: can we narrow it down a little? that's a broad question.

wale: lets cut the shit why do you dislike the NightOwls

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Well, that's easy...you guys are kind of stupid.

PAYROLL PIMPISH: ...but everyone knows my stance on NO

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Let's move on

wale: whats your reason for being on 12oz?

PAYROLL PIMPISH: To meet Dondi White...wait, nevermind.

wale: ahhhhh shucks your out of the circle pal

wale: moving on... how do you like the move? texas is she treatin ya good?

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Yeah, folks are reeeeal nice at Dallas County Jail...i got two bolonga "sammiches" a day. Talk about livin' large!

wale: sounds gangsta... so why are you such a fuckin gangsta man? i mean im intimidated just interviewing you i can only imagine what your enemies go through *cough*pussy*cough*

PAYROLL PIMPISH: I'm not a gangster. I leave that to the 12oz. folks who insist on posting in ebonics...BLAM BLAM!! WESTSIIIIIIIIIDE!

wale: haha yea how do you feel about them 12oz white net gangsters?

PAYROLL PIMPISH: I feel sorry for their white trash mothers, that's how.

wale: agreed..... so have you ever pissed in a girls ass? if not would you like to?

wale: i mean hell i think it would be a god damn laugh riot to just pee pee in a girls butt

PAYROLL PIMPISH: No comment.

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Faggot.

wale: this aint hard copy bitch answer

PAYROLL PIMPISH: No. (answer to the original question)

wale: *taps note card on desk like david letterman* been painting?

PAYROLL PIMPISH: I don't paint...all the beefers could tell you that.

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Hell, they told me that!

wale: ahh yea them damn beefers hah gotta love em...

wale: were you inspiried by any writers? are there any you kind of idolize?

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Yes, in both respects

wale: who?

PAYROLL PIMPISH: It depends on the kind of graff, really.

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Trains, walls, etc.

wale: yea.. what do you think about that MBER character?

PAYROLL PIMPISH: He's up like horny young men, if you ask me (undertone immunity)

wale: haha.... who do you think is the best writer around right now? i mean all around killin freights walls and bombing the streets

PAYROLL PIMPISH: It depends on your area. Some of the freights rolling don't come my way.

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Streets never come to you, you go to them.

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Get it?

wale: damn you and your vague answers.... tricky devil..

wale: so if you could punch one 12ozer in the face who would it be

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Right now that award goes to MEROJUANA

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Hey you!

wale: anything you wanna say to him?

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Not really.

wale: not even a fuck you?

wale: we all know you like net beef let it rip

PAYROLL PIMPISH: What the hell...FUCK YOU!!! Bitch drink-drinking mother fucker!

PAYROLL PIMPISH: I do like a lot of the folks on here though.

wale: haha bitch drinks.... whats your favorite alcoholic drink? beer and liqour

PAYROLL PIMPISH: beer: Newcastle

Liquor: Remy Martin or Glenlivet...can't decide.

wale: whats your funniest drunk story

PAYROLL PIMPISH: You know, that time I got drunk and fucket your sister and mother at the same time while you and Daddy WALE! were watching...ahhhh memories!

wale: i have no sister... or parents... im a robot remember? i think your talking about the time i porked your sister and mom and made you and your pop watch as i pooped on their faces... but anyways moving on

PAYROLL PIMPISH: hmmm...

wale: do you like GG allin?

wale: cause he could beat you up

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Emo kids are lame...to all you, slit your wrists already and stop singing about doing it! We're waiting....

PAYROLL PIMPISH: yeah right...I'm PAYROLL

wale: yea i hate them emo fucks crying all over their stupid sweaters and shit

PAYROLL PIMPISH: i concur

wale: ok payroll i have to take a piss.... any last words?

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Waterfalls and running faucets...

wale: ......*pees pants* i hope your happy... any last words to your audience at 12oz?

PAYROLL PIMPISH: Stop making sniper threads...that will be all.

 

NightOwls eat your fuckin mother bitches!

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Guest PAYROLL

Good Call.

 

Originally posted by WALE!pd

fuck your firsts

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Guest sneak

haha, good one wale my man

 

<---DPC---><---NO--->

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Originally posted by Tyler Durden

he doesnt like the nightowls. hes ok in my book.

well thats because your a fag.

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Originally posted by el barto

well thats because your a fag.

 

.....werent you the one dressing up in a speedo looking particularly fruity-licious?

 

geez....you kids and the canadians....its hard to tell whose worse.

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Originally posted by Tyler Durden

he doesnt like the nightowls. hes ok in my book.

 

I agree.

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Originally posted by el barto

drinkings for pussies

 

 

i hope this was meant as sarcasm and not blasphemy?

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