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uncle-boy, terrified at KFC

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Guest uncle-boy

yesterday during work i went to KFC for some spicy cajun popcorn chicken. so i get my meal and i retire to my table and start to enjoy the jummy chicken and buiscuit.

 

i ran out of soda so i went up to the counter for a refill. well this femine guy comes up and grabs my cup and proceeds to fill it with pepsi. he then asks me "is that a real tattoo?" in a sassy voice.

No i say its a song i need to remember*.

he then goes on to ask why and stuff like that. he's already finished refilling the cup, but by then another worker guy walks up (this one is slightly less fem).

then he asks is that a real tattoo?

and im like no. i didnt want to explain to him the whole thing.

the first guy is all staring at me and asks my name.......

so i tell him, "----"

he says "donald?".

no its "----"

again he asks "donald?"

no dammit "----"

"oooooh i see... is that samoan?"

no.

then the other gay says, "its hawaiian silly"

then they started talking about how they had a gay chinese manager at another KFC or something.....

then i ran back to my seat, ate the rest of my food then ran out.

i thought it was hilarious.

 

 

*i had written on my arm "one love" its a bob marley song. i needed to remember the song cause if they play it on a local radio station here and you call in you with like 1000$. and since i drive truck for a living, i listen to the radio all day.

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Guest angry xbox

fucking wierdos, i woulda pinched one of them on the arm

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by angry xbox

i woulda pinched one of them on the arm

 

:lol:

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how did they confuse writing for a tattoo? unless you wrote it like one of those damn tagger kids

 

was he right about your name being hawaiian?

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Anybody evernoticed the sticker on some KFC drive-thru windows where Col. Sanders is saying something in ebonics, and looks like he's gonna beat your ass with his cain? That shit cracks me up, I'll post it if I can find it.

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Originally posted by fizm

how did they confuse writing for a tattoo? unless you wrote it like one of those damn tagger kids

 

was he right about your name being hawaiian?

 

i just wrote with a sharpie. but it looked nothing like a real tattoo.

and yeah my name is hawaiian.

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Guest sneak

damn man, maybe you should avoid kfc for a bit

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Guest YinzerXpress

I HEAR KFC ISNT EVEN REAL CHICKEN ANY MORE WHICH IS WHY THEY CALL IT KFC INSTEAD OF KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN....

 

MIGHT JUST BE A RUMOR THOUGH?

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Originally posted by uncle-boy

and since i drive truck for a living, i listen to the radio all day.

 

if you drive a truck for a living, how the hell do you have the time to

post on here so much...

 

i stopped eating kfc a long time ago, when i found out about their

beakless, wingless chickens in a cage hidden deep

in jersey....

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Originally posted by YinzerXpress

I HEAR KFC ISNT EVEN REAL CHICKEN ANY MORE WHICH IS WHY THEY CALL IT KFC INSTEAD OF KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN....

 

MIGHT JUST BE A RUMOR THOUGH?

 

Rumor. That was a popular e-mail hoax about a year ago.'

 

Found this in about 15 seconds. GO INTERNET!

http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/HBUrbanMyths.shtml#kfc

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Re: Re: uncle-boy, terrified at KFC

 

Originally posted by yoshy

 

 

i stopped eating kfc a long time ago, when i found out about their

beakless, wingless chickens in a cage hidden deep

in jersey....

 

See my post above ... jeez.

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Guest uncle-boy

Re: Re: uncle-boy, terrified at KFC

 

Originally posted by yoshy

 

if you drive a truck for a living, how the hell do you have the time to

post on here so much...

 

i dont work everyday.

and i wake up way before i have to go to work so i post up here.

i also have access to a computer at night.:idea:

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good stuff, i guess i dont even think about computers at night, b/c i

sit in front of one all day long!

 

yoshy:dazed:

 

and pmb, no way man, i still believe in freeing the

 

juicy

 

suculent

 

beakless

 

chickens!

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by ~KRYLON2~

KFC sucks ass.........its all about the wendys jr. bacon cheeseburger

 

RIP Dave Thomas oner with the square burger tactics.

 

(someone said that in an old thread about the 99cent Jr. bacon cheese burger, i still think its one of the funniest things ever said)

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Guest uncle-boy

here i found it in the thread "gods greatest creation ever?"

 

Originally posted by Wilt

rip dave thomas oner....your square burger tactics with a sidekick of chicken cuerdonblue has server writers like a pimp slappin a ho since way back..now bring your daughter to get fucked!that bitch wendy has it coming to her.

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"what kine tatto is dat?, dats the kine tattoo, make me say, thats one nice tattoo!"

hehehehe, ralsto would have flirted back for the hell of it like the guy at bostons. hehehehe

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