Guest 7126 Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 The Funny Names List An Overly Long Introduction It is Baaaack !!!!!! The LIST If your looking for a long lost laugh when you see a name like Epluribus Mays or April Furst get ready. For all of you uninitiated comiconnomenclaturists here is a little introduction. This list consists of real names of real people. The names are funny to someone or they would not be included. Some of the names are funny because of region, some are just weird spelling. Some were named by their parents, or themselves, on purpose, some are mistakes. The list started when I noticed that computer entry people were keeping their own short lists of names. At the Chicago Police Department Area 4 Detective Division, the computer guy also had a list from the Cook County States Attorney's Office. I typed both up and passed them out. The response was tremendous. It seems that all kinds of people kept their own lists. I got some from the Chicago Board of Education, the Juvenile Court System, private business, hospitals, etc. One lady, from Commerce Clearing House, just sent 250 names. Once you are looking for names they pop up all over. For example my dentist, who I've gone to for years, is named Harry Shephard. This I think is funny but I never noticed until I started the list. If you have name(s) that you think are funny please E-mail them to me. I will put you on a list to receive the updates, they are infrequent. The only thing I ask is that the names be legitimate. If possible include the whole name, even though only part of the name is funny. If there is something about the name that others would not understand please include an explanation. For example there is a street in Chicago named Irving Park. The fact that the Korean man and the Jewish women had a son and named him Irving Park would only be funny in Chicago. Sergeant Les Smulevitz Chicago Police Department Albany Park, 17th District 4161 N. Pulaski Chicago, Il. 60630 E Mail: leslie.smulevitz@chicagopolice.org And Now The List .38spec,First name only,her father's first name is Pistol Abel Sanchez,His brother is Cain Sanchez Adorable Virgie Goody Africa S. Bartlett Aheavy Hampton Aids Wyatt Airastede Jones, Pronounced arrested Al Rukn Al Pacino Smith Alabama Vest, Macon, Georgia slave who invented the Kazoo in 1840 Alan Fierce, Attorney Alcodic Plaza Alexander S. Flesh Alias Comen Allen R. Toothaker Almighty Four Hundred, This was a legal name change that was used to honor his street gang. Originally named John Smith Alphasigmaphi, First name only. The parents certainly take the fraternity thing far Alvin Trivelpiece Amber Corn Amber Bottoms, 3 month old homicide victim Amer & Ica, First names only of twins America Tripplett America Bysa Amiable Lottmann Annabel Elliot Outhouse, Author of the book Privies on Long Island Annette Funicello Miller Annoy Lee Anthelen Unsel Anu & Enu KMT, These two guys were fraternity brothers in KMT. They legally changed their names and opened a vegetarian restaurant Delights of the Garden in Atlanta. This restaurant does not cook any food but serves all of it raw. Another example of the Greek Societies members going nuts Apostol Postol April May Rains April Chowers April Showers April Furst April Love April Cott, Sister is June Cott April Monday Austin Aquamarina Velvet Aquarius Waters Ar'son Jones Areola Jones Ari B. Good Ariisted Johnson, Pronounced arrested Arise Lewis Aristotle Schwartz Aristotle,Pronounced Arista Lee Arizona Rickets Arizona Collier Arlo K. Funk Armand Hammer, U.S. Industrialist, Occidental Oil, who dealt heavily with U.S.S.R. Armin Hand Armistice Day Richardson, Of course he was born on 11 November Artherites Mann, Pronounced Arthritis Artimis Bobo, Brother is Starsky Bobo, Sister is Sahara Bobo Artist Easter Assdrubal Rizzo Atherdope Harris Atlantis Harvey Australia Dykes Australia Johnson Ava Maria Pasqinelli Babbey Johnson Baby D. Waits Barefoot Sanders, U.S. Judge in Texas Barry Metric, don't you wish he was a weatherman Basher Naser Basil Chessman Battle Rankin Battleship Gray Bea Kuhl Beauty L. Carter Beauty Mark Lee Beco Weedman Bee Holy Bee Ready, Perhaps a Boy Scout leader? Beethoven Askew Belch M. Daloon, Female Bequethal Brown Berestfull Jackson Bernard Judge, Editor of the Chicago Daily Law Bulletin Bespectacle Anderson Bible Brandon Big Hands Jackson Billy Dilly, Oklahoma bomber Tim McVeigh's Army roommate Birdie Korne Blossem Isreal Blossom White Bluta Lumpkins Bobcat Rucker Boogaloo Payne Boy Fredrick Brain Cancer, His mother wanted to name him Brian, but spelled it wrong Braniff Hover Bright Sheng, Pronounced Shine, Composer in Residence, Lyric Opera Brown Brothers Harriamn Bryant Disco Boozer Bugliss Collins Jr. Bugliss Collins Sr. Bunker Hill Bunny Nightwalker Hatcher,Senior Staff Consultant, Human Relations Commission, L.A. County Bunny Ann Grabonski Burt G. Pohrman, In Oregon bankruptcy court Bushair Zuby Buster Vinegar Buster Hyman C. Sewell Weech Jr. C.W. Crumpecker Jr. Cain Sanchez, Brother of Abel Sanchez Caldron Williams Caleb Belove Calvert Crudup Canary Woodland Candee Carton Candy Clump Candy Barr Candy Kane Capers C. Funnye, Afro-American Rabbi Car Richardson Carbon Petroleum Dubbs III Caress Owens Carmel Crisp Cashondat Hubbard Casino Westly Cassius Clay, Not Ali but a child Cater Evans Cecyle Pickle Cellars Jackson Chacko, First name only Chain Robbins Chainti Seals Champaigne, age 2 Chardonay, age 1 Chablea, age 3 months All of these children were abandoned by their mother Shannon Cooper Charles Outlaw, He's a car thief Charles Terrible, New Jersey Deputy Atty General Charlie Clam, High School Counselor Charlie Altoona, I wonder what Star Kist would say to him Cheers Boozer, Convicted rapist Cheri Dan Westmorland Cherry Veronica Coke Chester Fields Chicago Politics all of these guys regularly use the first name of Dick. Dick Phelan, Former Candidate for Governor in Illinois. Dick Devine, Former Chicago Park District President, recent U.S. Senate Candidate. Used to work in Dick Phelan's law office. Currently Cook County State's Attorney Dick Daley, Actually Mayor Daley uses the name Richie or Rich Chinette Gilmore Choice Eng Choral Pepper Chris Cross, Works at the U.S. Dept. of Education Chris Craft, N.A.S.A. spokesman Christian Prince, Yale student, Murder victim Chrysanthamun Turnipseed, Brother of Hyacinth Chubby Rover Ciced Jones, say Secede Cicero C. Sessions Cicero Unique Gibson Cipher "Anderson", He is a famous cryptologist and a professor of mathematics. I am not sure of his last name but his father, who was one of the men that broke the Enigma Code, gave him that first name Claimate Franklin Claribel Pantotas Classic Ganit Classy Baily Clay Head, Brother of Dick Head Clear Huddleston and his younger brother Clair Huddleston Clement Harbour, Oak Park Detective Clevester Reed, His twin is Levester Clevland Brown Cliff L. Drinkwine Collie Rohme, Perhaps Lassie can find him Commodore D. Roberts Condor Soaring Cornelius Tollfree Corvette Burrell Cosmic Wonder Crocket Courvosier Martell Crayon Coles Crayonella Smith Crazetta Davis, Mother wanted to name her after her dead father, Craig. Craigetta did not sound right to the mother. The father, Craig was killed while fighting with a DEA Agent Crystal Clear Crystal Seals Crystal Bright Diamond Bright Sparkle Bright Merry Joy Bright, all of the same family Cuntrenna Wright Curly Cration, brother is Timeless Cration Curry Oates D. Patrick Mullarkey, Dept. of Justice Daiquiri Collins Daisy Infante-Sampang Daisy Field Darko Pozar Darling Lemon Darreng Maiden Dartanya Porche Dartanyun Riggs Dashaund Coleman Daury Freese, It would be nice to order a Dip Top cone from him Davey Crockett, Male black, rapist David Wimp, This guy uses a adding machine to add the number 1 over and over until he gets to a million. This is his hobby David Warmflash David L. Yunich Dean Dickie, An Attorney with the Dick Phelan law firm Deathena Barr Decal Dyke Decatur Duplesses Deflector Sears Defray A. Calcote Delaware Dawkins Delerius Woods Delight Cherry Denman Moody Denny Manymules Dent Teen Murray Deogracias Ruiz Depravism Hozier Derail Easter, Police Officer, I don't know if it's the same guy but Derail Easter was a motorman on the Loop elevated train in 1976 when his train jumped the tracks Detroit Dunn Devil A. Drink Devon Showers, It seems that Devon killed Belmont while on Sheridan. At another time Devon killed Hubbard, all Chicago Street Names Dewana Ball, Dewana is a 260 pound female Dewey Drain Dexter Duck Diamond Bright Diamond Robbins Diamond Ringold Diarria Knox Dick Eater Dick Head, Brother of Clay Head Dill Pickle Dimple Dang Disire Vasquez Dixie Kopp Dizzy Bell Dobbin Fox Dog Doggy Don Juan Evans, He is a rape offender Doomsday Jones Dorcus Withers, Homicide Offender Dort Fauntleroy Dovey Roundtree Dr. Needle, Sorry not an anesthesiologist Dr. Kneebone, Chiropractor Dr. Waters, Urologist Dr. Mangle, Chiropractor Dr. Hyman, Gynecologist Dr. Morbia, Cardiologist Dr. Carver, Forensic Pathologist Dr. Clay Hammer Dr. Bonebreaker Dr. Winke, Optometrist Dr. Roger Slaughter, Trauma ward physician at Cook County Hospital Dr. M. Cholera Dr. Noble Emdee Dr. Goldfinger, Gynecologist Dr. Renee Hartz, Cardiac Surgeon Dry Ice Washington, He says "peoples call me Dry Ice because even though I'm smoking I'm still cool". Dry Ice is his legal name Duckey Bill Duel Adams Dumore Hardman, Most women would love this guy Durwood S. Laughinghouse Duwana Early Dwight Christmas, Convicted rapist E. Pluribus Mayes Earl E. Bird, Head of an animal rights group Early Wynn, Chicago White Sox pitcher Earthaline Johnson, Daughters name is Mayola Easter Hunt Easter Sunday Easterbasket Montgomery Eater Bush Ebony Black Ebony Jeans Eid Abu Hashish Either Davis Elevator Hudson Eliz Endlicher Elwood Cluck, Attorney Emma Piggee Enola Gay Bender Epluribus Mays Eric Gotobed, Lives in Little Snoring, England Ernest Edsel Ether Green Ethereal Green III Etoyal Farmer Ferguson, Brother of Hosia Farmer Eulogi Rivera Evangelist Jackson Except for Deoder, who owns a beauty shop, and Stank, who I think should contract with Deoder, these names are not that strange but they all came up in the same murder investigation at a beauty shop Roosevelt Gator Deoder Brown Encino Vargas Capri Stank Queen West Excon Scruggs F. Lies Camper Factory Spears Faith Dent Famous Jefferson Famous Ware Famous Stubblefield Fang Fang Faye McCall Wham Felin Quist Rushing Fellonise Daniels Felon Goodman Felony Evans Female Johnson, pronounced Fee Molly The whole thing with the names Female and Male is interesting. When a child is born and the parents do not immediately give it a name the hospital refers to it as Female or Male with the mother's last name. Many people seem to leave the kid with that name. While working with newborns at Cook County Hospital my wife encountered many kids named Female. She once asked a mother where she found such a pretty name. The mother said that the doctors named the baby and she decided she liked it. Fidel Cicero Finuf Cacksakker, In Florida bankruptcy court Flake Wells Flatonia Joiner Flavius Freeman Flora Goo Florida Luster Former president, Luster Hair Products, her husband is Precious Luster Fong Goo Fook Quan Goon Forest Nutter, Wisconsin teacher of the year, 1991 Forest Lovely Forest Ranger Forrest Hunter Forrest Woods, Forrest live on Park Ave. in Forest Park Forrest A. Plant Forrest Flood Forrest Aggie Sales Forrget Nicole Leavy Fred Fraction Fuzzy Hooks G. Severe Cole, Attorney G.O. Rilla, Initials only Gail April Showers Galactica L. Pope, nickname Battlestar (sic) Gary Cowman, spokesperson, National Cattleman’s Association Sherry Marsala Viperella Pinkstaff Gazzola Vaccaro Jr. Gene Poole General McArthur Ware, He will not return, he was beaten to death after he climbed into the wrong person's car to sober up. General Mack Varner Genghis Kahn Harris George E. George, George P. George, Brothers Geronimo Pagen Gimme Rush Ginger Snap Ginger Sugar Glacoma Tamburello Glade F. Flake Gloria A. Sepsis, In hospital for a chronic infection God Coleman Godzilla Gorilla Pimp Hunter, 3 year old Goldeen Bell Golden Butts Golden Brown Gonorrhea Jones Gordon Babyruth Fred Grady Guilty Green Flowers, Cop killer Greene Black, D.D.S., Southern IL. dentist who is considered the Father of Modern Dentistry, perhaps the name refers to the color of teeth Guilty Blake Ha Ho, Arson Victim Haawiaa Cherokee Haley Rainey, His nickname is Lightning Halitosis Harris Hammer Budge, S.E.C. Chairman Handel You Handsome Johnson Handy Cheeks Jr., Convicted rapist Hans Christian Anderson, His nickname is "Executioner" he is a memeber of the El Rukn Street Gang Happy Camp Hardy Buzzard Harmut Broghammer Harron Honey, Tasty sounding isn't it? Harry F. Twickler Harry Port, He was convicted of killing his lesbian wife Harry Seals Harry Flower Harry Shepard Hehirtus Bryan Heidi Doody Hendon Chubb Henry Chin Goo Herrestine Burns Hiawatha Cherry Hiawatha Moss Hightower Smith Hillard Homes, The same name as a group of Housing Authority buildings in Chicago Ho Ha Ho-Wing Sit Homer Goforth Homer, 1989 man with the worst driving record in Illinois Homicide Byrons Honey Combs Hornsby Mims Hu Suk, Female Korean Huffing Williams Hugh Munn, He is the South Carolina Law Enforcement spokesman Hugh B. Sweet Hum Lewis Hung Wang Hurrah Johnson Hy Wind, Past president of a synagogue Hyacinth Turnipseed Hyacinths R. Turnips, This is an alias used by Hyacinth Turnipseed I. Itchinose I’m trying to work up a car thing, this is all I have so far. Steven Buick, shot & killed his 7 year old son in Villa Park, Il. Dean Olds, accused of arranging the murder of his wife in Wilmette, Il. Illinois Turner Ima Hogg, This one is the daughter of a former Governor of Texas. I don't know if she is also the pianist. I have an unconfirmed name of Ura Hogg who is supposed to be Ima’s sister Ima Hogg, Famous Pianist Ima Birdwhistle Iona Ford Irather Morse Iris Flowers Irish Greene Irish Green Iron Moon Iron R. Tootle, Owner Tootle Oil Co. Irony & Omen, Brothers, first names only, the parents planned on having a girl. The name they chose for her was Despairing Mist Irwin Fuchsadoff Itch Baines Ivory Snow Iwona Kus J. Gaylord Cox, Former U. of I. professor, Gay Rights activist J.B. Dataway Jack Plum, his sister is Jill Jack Ripper, Representative from Oregon Jacqueline Around Jagoff Jackson, Auto thief Jail Soria Jamshed Butt, N.Y. cab driver that got stiffed on a fare from JFK to Troy, Michigan. The fare was $2,000. plus $250. in traffic tickets Jar Hompungphoo, Twin brother of Jas Jaun L. Person Jaundice Mahaffea Jeffery Falick, rabbi Jerre Birdsong Jesse James, Three guys by that name currently live in Chicago Jesse James, This Jesse is the Treasurer of the State of Texas Jill Plum, brother is Jack Plum Joe Friday , Head of the National Weather Service Joel Dollarhide, accountant John Yesno John Outhouse John Sukup Jr. John E. Grayson, Sister is Johnny Grayson John Hotwang John Knowles Payne John Outlaw, Cook County Sheriffs Deputy Johnnie Walker Redd Juana Lick Judge Jolly, A judge in California Judge Hardy, Police officer June Cott, Sister is April Cott Jungle L. Taylor Justice Marshal Smith Justin Case, Instructor at Brother Rice High Jutwan Ray, say Jew Town Juvenile Hall Lewis Jr. Kalliopi Zafriratos Kane Garreau, Is he from the land down under? Kanshica and Kinshica, Twin sisters Kelly Green Kenneth Payment, Attorney Kenya Cook Kieth Penis, This was his name as listed on an arrest report for a Sex Crime. It turned out his real last name was Penex King David Washington King George Frisby King David Nolen Kingsley Fink Kissa Bonner Kitty Chow Knowledge Clark Jr. Korea Berry Kris Kringle Kumsuk Saringer, Her boyfriend broke her jaw Lacy Clay Lacy Hair Lacy Armour Lance Boyle Lane Laneboys Laone Willes Lapunzel Wade Largeaanpa Covington Larry Derryberry, Oklahoma Attorney General Larry Moe, I hope his brother is named Curly Lasagna Blanks Lastime Ratcliff Latarshit Jackson Latherio Meadows Latraviata Woodhouse Latreat Riddle Latrine Gather Latrine Philpott Lavoris Dorsey, Mother of Abandit Dorsey Lavoris Jones Lawyer Sykes Lawyer Helen Learned Hand, Judge Lee Lovelady Legover Moses LeGrande Poor Lemon Works, Former high ranking Chicago Police official Lemonia Works, Daughter of Lemon Works Lepoleon Swopes Lesbia Martinez Lethal Hayes Levester Reed, Brother of Clevester Reed Libra Scales Lichard Wilson Light Keeper, Maintenance man for J.C. Penney's. One of his job was to change the bulbs Lilly White Lilly Easter, Killed her 2 year old foster son Lionel Tiger, Naturalist Litt Spears Little Anthony Billups Little Redhouse Lolly Popp Sody Popp. Sisters Lorelei Paradise Lothar Vashoz Lotta Fish, The L. Fish chain of furniture stores in Chicago started by her husband in the 1870's. Guess what the L. stood for. Love Lovelace Love Everlasting Jones Lovie Perkins Lovlace G. Love Lowe Myles, He’s a radio producer, not a used car salesman Loyal Byrd Luckie Clutse Lucy Lacy Lullaby Hill Luncheon Sails Luntine Bobo Lyle Kyle Magazine Christy Mahesh Dikshit Maim Sugermayer Major Senior Sr. Major Senior Jr. Major Downer Manuel Soberanus Maple Knight Marc Loveless, 1st openly gay appointee to Cook County Human Rights Commission Marcella Fullilove Marco Polo Cantu Marijuana Pepsi Jones Mariola Arriola Marquess Queensbury Marshall Gun Martell Lee Martini Meeks Marvelous Suddeth, Murderer Marvil S. Summer Mary Christmas Maryland Kitchen Matthew Rambottom Mavrick Thigpen Maximillian Hell, Jesuit Priest, teacher of Machiavelli Maya Kolpa, Politician Mayola Reynolds, Mother is Earthaline Meander Franklin Melody Heard Mentis Non Compis Mercedes Bens Mercedes Pink Mercedes Byberg and her sister Lexis Byberg Merry Christmas & Noel Christmas, Twins Merry Joy Bright Midnight Coleman Mike Stonebreaker, Middle line backer, Chicago Bears football team Million Aire Milton Bradley, Witness to a homicide, probably learned that life is not a game Ming T. Merciless, At least that is the name this person used when registering his car and getting license plates #CYS438 Minnie Pig Minnie Storey Minnie Kidds Minor Wisdom, U.S. Circuit Court Judge in Tennessee Mirrer Peek Mona Lisa Bush Monte Carlos, Radio Producer, KQED in S.F. Montreal Blakeley Mortisha Byrd Motel Moorehead Mousa Tineh Muffy Lemieux Mumtaz Japanwalla, She calls herself Jane Muse O. Salami Muthill Maddox Mutt Standefer Myrtly Quay Spain Nacurvie Smith Naket Reggs Napoleon Washington Narcissus Love Narley Criss Nature Lawrence Casanova Johnson Utopia Edwards Sparkles Wages All of these children attend the same school, same grade Neamon Beamon, Burglar Nefriteria Webb Nevada Romance Harris Nick Odeamas, "Litn'n" on the Amos and Andy television show Noble Dick Nosmo King, Not related to Nosmoking Jones Nosmoking Jones Notorious Ellis Notrial S. Clark Null & Boyd, Law firm in Boston, a partnership between Jessica Null and Maria Boyd Nympha Maturi Olympia Snow, Member House of Representatives from Maine Omar Sharif Ford, 15 year old caught with a fully automatic 30 shot TEC 9 assault pistol Ommen Brown One Cancel Jr. One Nite O. Love Washington Ontario Wilkins Opehelia Pullett Ora L. Thomas Oralique Solia Orange Apple Orange Washington Orapin Duangplay Oscar Omar Avila Wong Outlay H. Meyer Overby Williams P. Yu Page Belcher Paige Turner Palto Foufas Paris Singer, not Piaf but of the Singer Sewing Machine Family Paris Brewer, Murderer Pashon Prude Passion Fullilove Passion Blue Pat Mummey, Coroner, Spokane Washington Patsy Dena Hill Pearly White, Afro-American school principal Pee Wee Ching Peeper Leeper Penney Candy Rivers Penny Ury Percival Pretti Percy Pleasent Love Perpetual Levy Perry Dice Pete & Repete, Identical twin brothers Peter Wacker Peter Sackrider Pharmecca Posley Phebruary, first name only Philander Hopkins, Home invader of the elderly Philander Rodman, Dennis Rodman's, of basketball fame, father. Philander has 27 children. He currently is living with 2 wives and 15 children in the Philippines Philandred Spears Philmore Iskowich Phines Kennedy, Say finest Phlimsey Head Phylistine King Picabo Street, pronounced Peek a Boo, U.S. Olympic Gold Medal Skier Pink Oliphant Pinkey Jones Pither Webster Placenta Harris Placenta Jones Plato Papps Plato Foofas Pleasant Weathers Please Ransom Jr. Pleasent Moon Pleasure Heard Polysteen Nettles Ponder Riley Poppin Cox Possible Crawford Precious Valentine Precious Ivy Pretti Patel Preventive Johnson Price Topping Price Gaines Jr. Primitave Mercado Primrose Battle Jr. Prince Moon, sister is Princess Moon Prince Smooth Princess Pimpinella Hohenholoe Proffesor Resto Progress Always Lloyd, North Carolina bank robber Prosper Raymond Purification Pastor, Rapist Pussy Flowers Pye R. Squire Quarter Harris Queen Ester Washington Queen Ester Green Queen Estelle Bishop Queen Love Queen Cuellar Queen Green Queenielove E. Minor Quittin Watts Quovadis Nabors Quovadis Davis Rabbi Brief, Rabbi is his tittle, I do not know his first name. We can only hope his sermons are such Raisen Caine Randy Radish Rapfew Daniel Raphead Lopez Rattler Hatful Reapunzel Wade Regina Hoover Reginald Absorbine Jr. Regional Aldridge Rev. Manger Reverend, Elder E. Toaster, International Church of God. The side of his van reads, "Known Internationally as E.T." Rich Mann Rich Port Richard Shiting Richard Bodyfelt Rick O'Shea Ricky Raspberry Rip Van Johnson Risque Beavers River, Leaf, Rain, Liberty, and Summer Phoenix All of the same family, River is the actor, Leaf is the brother the rest are sisters Roach Lee Robert Krophol Rocky Craft Roderick Guilty Roland Burglar Rollin Hoard Ronald McDonald Ronald Bedgood Ronald Dickover Ronald Williams II, Brother of Ronald Williams III Ronly Bonly Johnson, His real name is R.B. Johnson but some bureaucrat said initials have to be followed by the word “only” Rope Jeffries Rose Cohen Rose Bowels Rose Budd Redish Rosie Redd Rosie Cheeks, While she was locked up in Cook County Jail she still managed to get pregnant Rotunda McClain Rotunda Davidson Ruby Sunshine Ruby Duckins Ruffles Brown Rufus Raspberry Rufus T. Firefly, This was a character name used by Groucho Marks but some poor person has this for their real name Rupert Roach, Arrested with a small amount of cannabis Rush Lyons, Nickname "Crazy Lips' S.E. Senior Sr. Safety Furst Sahara Bobo, Sister of Starsky and Artimis Saint Mary Harris Salem S. Salem, Guess his middle name Salmineo Jones Sam Duckhoon Samuel Camel, Armed Robber Sandy Sea Santa Claus, According to his State ID Card he lives in Winter Wonder Land, IL. and on the Pana Reindeer Farm in Pana, IL. Sayonara Bey Schmeara O'Donnell Scone Blazer Scoot Falkner Scott Towle Seaborn Buckalew Semaj Reynolds, Mother's current boyfriend, but not the father of the child, wanted the baby named after himself, James. Mother thought under the circumstances the backwards James would be funny Semetric B. Zims Sendor Lumpkin Sensious Brinson September Melody Seals Shanda Lear Shandtanta Jackson, Twin sister is Shandtnana Shed Willis Shenoon Shy Shep Heard, Police Sergeant Sherman Tankskey Sheryee Harddick, sister of Luevater Harddick Shiney B. Brown Shirley A. Bushyhead Shirley I. Truly Shitanya Robinson Shonda Synthia Burgess, In Yiddish the word Shonda means an "embarrassment" Shonda Leer, The parents pronounce it Chandelier Shonice Johnson, She says Sure Nice Shuggie Otis Shunion Shine Shyny, First name only Signora Jona Silester Gilty, Police Chief, Ford Heights Il. Sinbad Abdula Sing N. Nigger Sir Lancelot Williams Sirloin Satisfield Skip Collector, Associate Director, The John Laroquette Show Sleety Barnes Smokey Forester, Sound mixer Universal Studios Snow White Tamayo Snow White, This young lady worked with my daughter at the Disney Store in a mall near Austin, Tx. Somchit Inthisack Soo N. Choo Space George Sparkle Bright Sparkle Hayter, She is a reporter at CNN Sparkle Champion Spongetta Brown Spotswood I. Qimby Spotsworth Christmas III Springfield Reifel Starlette Jones, Assistant Attorney General, Baltimore County Starr Saphire, Ornithologist Starsky Bobo Stereo Stewart Sterling Gunn, Chicago Police Officer Sterling Price Steve Aquafresca, Apple grower and State Representative, Grand Junction, Colorado, Led a fight over water rights Stillborn McGhee Stone Lively Sue U. Dinkelspiel Sue Sun Shine, Sally Sun Shine, Sisters Suing Davis Sumner Slichter, Economist Sun Cheary Griffin Sun Tan, Burglary Offender Sunday Folks Sunny Cloud, Atlanta housewife who packages home drug test kits for parents to use on their kids Sunny Diane Bluing Sunsary Bryant Superior McNair Surbees Clark Swing Dickey Tad Manlove vs. Sterling Lemon, A court case Taffie Kitchell Takik D. Snipes Tape Williams Tatsuya & Atsuya, sisters, first names only Taylor Wines, Federal Judge. I truly hope not in Northern New York District Teeth Hunter Tekila Robinson, Mothers name is Tijuana Temperance Woods Tera Sunder Terrain Walker Terrance Figures Terry Cherry Thakton Hemlock The C. Sargent Thee Weathers Theopholis Baldman Thomas Goldtooth Begay Thumneater Davis Thye Law Tiarra Tops Tiffany & Taffany, Twin sisters, first name only Tijuana Robinson, Daughter of Tekila Tillie Willie Zeiss Timeless Cration, Brother of Curly Tiyapholiniece Dingle Tomaine R. Grissom Tondria Green, Mother of Retondria Green Topsey Jean Glantz Toronto Brooks Torreton Reap Toyland Lewis Toyota Crudup Treemist Franklin Triage Patterson Trivia Hinton Trygve Lie, U.N. Secretary General, 1946 Twin Baber Tyzauntie Danials Ubiquitous Perpetuity, A California nudist who says God gave him this new name Udon Givafux, I have his mugshot and his expression matches his last name. Uinckley Franklin Ulfoncle Gilot Umit Kapan Under White Undrains Hall Unique Hills Urban Queen Urinal Martin Urinalysis Scott Valance Butcher Valiant Brown Vandel Victors Varmit Nelson Vathansombat Kanniga, Afro-American female Vaya Condios Shuman, Law Review Editor Vendetta Shavers Venitian Samples Vern Fern Vestibule Hall Vicki Fucks, Manager at Midwest Magazine Services for WorkBench Magazine Victory Island Victory Pearl Harbor Island Jr. Vincent Money, Theft Victim Virgin Marrero Virgin Fullalove Virginal Hollis Vodka Johnson Wadsworth Likely Wae Phoe, Whenever police ask his name his answer causes upset Wagdi Anis Waggoner Carr, Texas Attorney General Wakkevil Moore Walasuckrylai Piscit Walter Balls Walter Restored Jones Jr. Wammie Wilkins Wanna Sugreekunt Waving Ware Wax & Artificial Flower, Twins Wayland Dong Weedo Dingledein Dasho West Woon Whatcha McCallum Whit Cornman, spokesperson, United States Grains Council White Folks Burns Wigfall James Will Lee Jones, Brother of Willie Jones William Wayne Justice, U.S. District Court Judge for Northern Texas William Crock Willie B. Long Willie D. Shine Willie Warship, Dope Dealer Willie Bandit Willie Oneway Willie Die Willy Billy Guinea Wilton Sogg Wince Collins Wix Unthank Wonderful Terrific Monds, Plays Triple A baseball for the Macon Braves and was their top prospect for 1995 Woodser Ann Chocolate World B. Free, NBA player nee Lloyd A. Free Worthy Seaman Wrencher Perez Wyatt Earp, Currently lives in Monmouth, Il. Yahynass Tubbs Young Boozer Jr. Youranice Campbell Zhiavago Rambo Zippidy Doda Day Jr. Zippidy Doda Day Sr. One of my co- workers received a crime report to follow up on. Zippidy Doda Day was named as a robbery victim. The detective thought someone was playing a practical joke on him. He called the phone number listed in the report and asked for Zippidy Doda Day. The lady that answered asked him if he wanted junior or senior. Zowie Bijarro, I spoke with his father, who was a stabbing victim. He said that Zowie was named in honor of David Bowie's son Zucchini McCoy :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 my brain hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 way too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLR....LED Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 wow...you must be bored........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 yup really bored....i slept all day 2day since i came home from school...and now i cant sleep and its 12:20AM.. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLR....LED Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 bummer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 whatever dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 since i read through all that crap i felt the need to respond... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 It's NOT MINE DAMMIT Originally posted by 7126 The Funny Names List .38spec, First name only,her father's first name is Pistol i told her slut mom it wasn't mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizm Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 could somebody crop that list down to the ones that might actually be mildly amusing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 my ADD kicked in after only six or so names....were there any names that actually were funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne since i read through all that crap i felt the need to respond... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 i went to school with a guy called andrew bateson..even the teachers called him master bateson and !!!!! he lived in hand street !!! honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 This was posted by a cop??????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 thats a fucking novel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Golden Butts...hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre$Loco$ Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THIS POST WAS DONE BLATENTLY BY A COP . I guess he thought the dumb graff kids would get a kick out of this post, I cant believe that shit!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 On 10/22/2002 at 6:17 PM, Guest socrates said: This was posted by a cop??????????? On 10/22/2002 at 6:47 PM, Tre$Loco$ said: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THIS POST WAS DONE BLATENTLY BY A COP . I guess he thought the dumb graff kids would get a kick out of this post, I cant believe that shit!!! Saw this among 12oz's back pages. Didn't read the list, just stopped and said wtf, a cop posted this? Here? Curiosity + google = his LinkedIn. He was a desk sergeant durng the time he posted this. Would be funny if he was on the job Oontzing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 nobody retires after 8 years unless they fuck up. what was it les Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Tony meatballs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 To be completely honest I was disappointed when my name wasnt on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 13 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: nobody retires after 8 years unless they fuck up. what was it les Nah, that's just the top of his resume. He completed the force then did a few years as a security guard, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 See ya in the funny papers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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