jades_blue Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 30. I guess this makes me the early bird because sometimes, the tables do turn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted October 21, 2002 Author Share Posted October 21, 2002 not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 is it suppose to look like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 ouch! those poor guys! #27 seems to be the one that would hurt the least http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/12802/200.jpg'> ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 I'd say put some fucking pants on ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 31. its encino man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by platapie 31. its encino man! MuffMuffMuffMuffMuff:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PHYNE Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 i wouldnt say shit i would toss a little lighter fluid on him and set him ablaze:D it'd be funny seeing a naked dude on fire,his nut hairs and ass hairs would be scorched...ouch....and the smell alone would kill a moose...just my opinion...peace:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by jades_blue 19. But it still works, right? [/b] Hahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 32. Put pants on before I stab you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by jades_blue 14. This explains your car. hahahahahahahaaa.. and/or lifted truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 yeah, number 14 is a good one. the only good one, i think. man, if some girl said that stuff to me, she'd be facefucked hard. she'd be slaphappy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyKrink Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 there was a naked guy running in and out of freeway traffic today on cops...i dont think i would have said much of anything to him, i would probably just throw my soda at him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 http://herpes.on.net/images/clinical/genital_herpes/herpes_penis_small.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by spec I'd say put some fucking pants on ;) ^^^^^^^^^^ what he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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